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"Red Shoe Diaries 15: Forbidden Zone"

Red Shoe Diaries 15: Forbidden Zone (2000 video) Spoiler ahead: A woman tells her lover a fantasy of two people meeting and screwing in 2010. They get hot and screw.

What, you expected more? I told you it was Red Shoe Diaries. Most of the running time was taken up by androgynous people dancing and cavorting in bad light. I was able to catch breast exposure from Beverly Johnson and Honey Labrador, but brief and dark in most cases. I doubt if this episode even meets women's requirements for sexy. D-.

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  • Beverly Johnson (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Honey Labrador (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)


    Thursday (1998) - I read Scoop's review last night of this film, and was 20 minutes into it today before I realized I had seen and capped this on VHS. That is exactly how memorable it is. Basically, a former LA dope dealer and all-around creep has become respectable with a suburban wife, a BMW, and a home in the suburbs. He now works as an architect. His Thursday from hell starts when his old friend from LA shows up, and he is unwittingly involved in some dope deal gone bad. Then, one after another creep comes to his door to kill him, and he turns the tables on each one.

    To give you some idea how clever the script is, he has hidden his 45 automatic in the freezer. The doorbell rings, so he takes it out of the freezer, stuffs it in his pants behind his back, and says, "Damn that's cold." Other than the lengthy breast and buns exposure from Paulina Porizkova, I see very little reason to watch this film. Scores and reviews show it to be a watchable genre effort. The acting was fine, but it was simply not my kind of picture. C.

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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is Updated


    Unfaithful (new in theaters) is the new Adrian Lyne film starring Diane Lane as a wife who gets involved in an extra-marital affair with disastrous consequences. I talked about this a couple of days ago.

    • Diane Lane (1, 2)

    Killing me Softly is the new (not yet in theaters) film with Shakespeare and Rollergirl. I have no idea how swedeocaps got caps of this quality from an unreleased movie, but he did, and we're glad.

    Other crap:

    Here in Austin, Gov. Rick Perry's 15-year-old daughter has been granted a hardship driver's license after her mother signed the application and checked a box indicating the first family faces "unusual economic hardship." !

    The Sun continues to be my favorite newspaper. Today's top feature: an illustrated guide to removing a woman's bra.



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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Farrah Fawcett and her famous, large nipples in scenes from "Extremities".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    Starting with a good set of nipples, Linda Haynes in Brubaker. It's my theory that plastic boobs and big nipples are mutually exclusive, which is why we don't see the good sets like Ali McGraw's and Farrah Fawcett's any more.

    Speaking of big nips, Kaela Dobkin doesn't have a big part in Spent but her claim to fame in the movie is her huge nipples. That is the reason for the shadow view in the second collage - obviously not real. The views of Charlie Spradling have appeared before.

    • Kaela Dobkin (1, 2)
    • Charlie Spradling

    "Above the Law"
    Some brief pokies by Michelle Hoard in the Steven Segal "classic".

    In Paradise (1991), there is a brief topless shot of Sarah Trigger and an excellent down-the-front view of Sheila McCarthy.

    Not a lot on show in Notorious, just a couple of brief views of Jenny Robertson.

    "The Hard Way"
    Mainly some cleavage of Annabella Sciorra in The Hard Way. There's also an upskirt but it is more likely to be a body double.

    Dillinger is the story of the gangster of the same name. He's a bit of a ladies man and we see them in their underwear, unfortunately 1930s style. We see Sean Young, Sherilyn Fenn and some unnamed ladies.

    "Sex, Lies, Obsession"
    Some topless views of various unidentified strippers in Sex, Lies, Obsession. There is also just the hint of Rebecca Jenkin's nipple in the second collage.

    • Strippers (1, 2)

    "Atlantis Conspiracy"
    Aka "Rock the Boat". By Amanda Donohoe's standards, there is not a lot to see - just the briefest view of her aureola.

    "Tough Guys Don't Dance"
    Some nice topless views in Tough Guys Don't Dance. Debra Sandlund is into wife swapping and displays her ample bosom. Katrina Marshall is at a party and, for some unknown reason, takes her top off to answer the door bell. Some pokies by Frances Fisher. She is killed and the remains of her nude 'body' are at seen at the bottom left.

    "Liberty Heights"
    In Liberty Heights, there is an unidentified stripper and she gets down to a bare backside. I think it is Keeley O'Hara but I haven't been able to find any pictures of her on the Internet. Keeley has only three entries in the IMDB and in all of them she is described as 'uncredited'. Obviously believes in keeping a low profile.

    • Stripper (1, 2)

    "Eva's Eye"
    Over to Norway for Eva's Eye, aka Evas øye . There's the briefest of Andrine Sæther's bush and the briefest view of Gisken Armand's breast.

    "Roswell: The Aliens Attack"
    The briefest of pokies by Heather Hanson who plays an alien in Roswell: The Aliens Attack.

    "Ready to Rumble"
    No nudity in Ready to Rumble that, as the name implies, is about wrestling. To add glamour there are the dancing girls and we get to go into the dressing room. Rose McGowan is one of the dancers and Julia Schultz auditions to join the King's court as the very sexy "Miss Kitty".

    "The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps"
    We get to see more of Julia Schultz in Nutty Professor II : The Klumps, but still no nudity. She plays a receptionist but her top manages to get ripped off. It is hard to know what caps are body doubles but you can see that there are at least two different bras used in the scene.

    Natalie Portman One more look at Natalie's ultra-low cut dress on Letterman. Thanks to nmd.

    Gail Lawrence
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Euro-adult film actress bares all 3 B's in scenes from "Ciao maschio" aka "Bye Bye Monkey" (1977).

    Anna Kournikova
    (1, 2, 3)

    Anna in action. NMD 'caps of Anna looking great on the court, but of course losing the match.