El Kabong
Cassandra Peterson
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Comments by EL Kabong:
A.K.A. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. I scanned her in the first week I had my scanner and didn't feel like I did her justice. These are better. The only downside is that they're from an old Celebrity Skin and the quality isn't the greatest. Note that almost every pose gives us a clear look at Ward and June's youngest.:)
Anastasia Sakelaris (1, 2) Comments by Mongoose:
Here are some caps of Anastasia Sakelaris in Aliens Among Us, the long awaited sequel to Alien Avengers (said tongue-in-cheek). I could talk about this George Wendt/Julie Brown comedy, but I won't, I've already banished it from my memory. All but this part, that is, where Anastasia graces us with her bare breasts. No nudity in the first, boobs in the second.
Blinky's Runway Report
Here is Aurelie Claudel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) Jr's tips: 5 and 6 have the best see-thru glimpses.
Susan Buckner from "Deadly Blessing"

ECW 'caps of Dawn Marie Psaltis with cleavage and upskirts.

Tammy Lynn Sytch from WCW Nitro. Mostly cleavage, with some upskirt peeks.
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Davinia Taylor (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) Scans of the British actress from the June issue of Front. Our British viewers may recognize her from her role as "Jude" on "Hollyoaks".

My choices are #1, 2,and 7!

and ...
Kathleen Turner We've run versions of these twice before, but why not again! Here is Kathleen Fully Nude from the British stage play version of "The Graduate". Submission by Morbid Angel
Sonya Kraus For the Euro Scoopy Fans, here is Sonya and her cleavage by Jedilein.
Barbara Schoeneberger More German cleavage from Jedilein
The Funnies
Australian Centerfold Submitted by Highlander.
Submitted by Dr. Zorch....Some of these are sophomoric at best, but at least it keeps you from working.

Signs on Bathroom Walls

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
--Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less.
--Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
--Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
--Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
--Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
--Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

I know what I am about to type is an oxymoron, but here are.....
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    "Indochine", from Tuna

    Tuna's commentary:

    "There is no doubt that Indochine is one of the most beautifully photographed films ever made. The location -- French Indo China or Viet Nam -- is breathtaking. Catherine Deneuve plays a wealthy French rubber plantation owner who adopts the daughter of neighbors when they die. The girl (Linh Dan Pham) grows into a beautiful woman at about the time communist-backed rebels start trying to oust the French. The first exposure follows a scene where she collapses on top of a male school friend who is shot by the police. A young French navy captain who has had an affair with Deneuve carries her home and cleans her up, and she falls madly in love with him.

    The film could be called an historical period piece, but has been slammed as full of historical inaccuracies. My take is that it catches the mood and attitudes of the French and the Viet Namese, even if it does take some poetic license with the facts. I see this film as a collection of love stories. There is the love of the French for their landholdings and way of life, the love of Deneuve for her adopted daughter and then her grandson, and the love of Pham for the Navy captain. I am not quite alone in considering this a masterpiece. It won an Oscar for Best Foreign Film, and numerous international awards.

    In a way, it reminds me of watching Gandhi, Tora Tora Tora and Amadeus. The pace is not sufficient to please those with short attention spans, but it is a masterful bit of film making.

    thumbnails Linh Dan Pham (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    "The House of Exorcism", from Tuna

    Tuna's commentary:

    This is a remake of Mario Bava's La Casa dell'esorcismo with a lot of added footage capitalizing on the popularity of The Exorcist. They even had the pea soup. There is also full-frontal nudity from a lovely unidentified actress who plays the part of the Exorcist's dead girlfriend whom Satan uses to tempt the priest.

    Satan is played by Kojak (complete with TootsiePop). A tourist (Elke Sommer) becomes lost and is tricked into spending the night at Chez Kojak, while her alter ego is being exorcised by the priest (Robert Alda) in the added footage. Elke wins the award for overacting in a lame movie hands down, and ties with Unknown Woman for best breasts.

    The DVD quality is odd. The image resolution is not bad at all, but there are hundreds of white specs of dropout throughout the film. It should be obvious by now that this is not in my top 100 list.

    thumbnails Elke Sommer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) Sylva Koscina (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    "The Hot Spot", from GR

    Ya know, I've never seen this movie. Shhh, don't tell anyone, because it could get me drummed out of the celebrity pornographers union, since this movie represents one of the high water marks of bare breasts in cinema.

    Oh, it's a sorry thing to see when they strip away your commission, like the opening scene of "Branded", when Bob Guccione calls you up in front of the room, and breaks your dildo over his knee, and points to the door.

    Anyway, it features Jennifer Connelly sitting there topless in broad daylight, not moving around, just a perfect shot of her chest which, by many accounts, is the best in Hollywood. And Virginia Madsen is no slacker in the chest department either, so it has to be a good movie, no matter what else happens. Hell, I'd put up with Rob Lowe and Rosie O'Donnell making love and telling jokes and singing, if I could see Connelly and Madsen. OK, maybe not the singing.

    Where's the DVD on this puppy?

    Jennifer Virginia

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