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Tuesday
  • Hurley topless in Cannes
  • These tabloid newspaper scans are not the greatest, but you won't complain becausae it's England's #1 export in France without her bra.
  • more Hurley.
  • more Hurley.
  • more Hurley.
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  • Rasslin'
  • from Beer Caps: maybe Debra McMichael is showing something. I can't seem to find it, but she's hanging so much out there that you'd think some aureole has to be there.
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  • Nekkid Opera
  • DB told us that last week's caps were the last of his Nekkid Opera series, but - well, he lied. No, he didn't lie, actually. What happened was that BBC2 ran a live broadcast of Handel's Semele by the English National Opera Company with Rosemary Joshua in the title role. Showing some excellent taste, Rosemary decided to bare some of her assets for the Uncle Scoopy fans. I'm thinking when opera singers get naked I should advertise on their butts with my little comedy masks - it would be like Skoal advertising on a race car. Anyway, here's Rosemary. This first sequence is set-up only.
  • Here's Rosemary's behind
  • Here's a see-through from Rosemary's trusted handmaiden
  • And here's Rosemary's nipple in a very brief appearance during the costume exchange.

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  • At First Sight
  • The poor Realist not only had to sit through At First Sight, but he didn't even get rewarded with any real nudity. This is the closest Mira Sorvino came, when she stripped down for a massage, and you can see one of her breasts from the side-rear.
  • Here's her topless scene behind a nearly-opaque screen. What can I say, it was a family picture. Sorvino is trying to be Grace Kelly now.
  • Here is Mira in sexy underwear, as she strips for Kilmer's first day of sight.
  • Kilmer gives her a massage. You can't see anything
  • Here is the obligatory anonymous stripper. You can't even see anything on the strippers in this movie. It's the old hair trick. Nathan Lane takes Kilmer to a strip club after he gains his sight. The good news is that Lane has about 3-4 minutes of good screen time in this flick. The bad news is that there are two hours and six minutes without him. So if you're in Blockbuster and you just can't decide on a picture, pass on this one. Minimal flesh, and minimal entertainment of any other kind.

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  • MacHero
  • I think I mentioned the other day that MacHero is the best vidcapper you never heard of, largely because his sometimes obscure, often non-contemporary, always non-American material doesn't have much mass audience appeal. Here's some of his newer masterpieces. Just pick one and check it out to see his work. Here's Marijam Agischewa in "Treffpunkt Flughafen"
  • Marie Baeumer in "Latin Lover"
  • Marie Baeumer in "Latin Lover"
  • Nina Bagusat in "Vater wider Willen"
  • Gesine Cukrowski in "Der letzte Zeuge"
  • Julia Dahmen in "Alle Meine Toechter"
  • Ulrike Folkerts in "Tatort"
  • Maren Gilzer in "Hausmeister Krause"
  • Rita Lengyel in "Tatort"
  • Jutta Speidel in "Die Letzten Ferien"

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  • Hugo
  • Two lovely new collages from Hugo. We saw Angie Harmon earlier. Here she is without her jeans in the unusual "Lawn Dogs".
  • and here's Uma Thurman showing us a nipple in "Baron Munchausen"
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