TV Recap

Da Vinci's Demons was a little off its game this week, offering only a brief glimpse of Lara Pulver's right breast.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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"Parade's End"

BBC mini-series


Episode Five

Adelaide Clemens


Night of the Beast


Clips and collages from some rotting driftwood of a movie sometimes called Night of the Beast and sometimes Lukas' Child.  Here are the reasons to nominate it as a bottom ten stinker - 1) The lead actor, an old guy with a few teeth missing, is simply the worst performer in the history of cinema.  How someone can simultaneously underact and overact is a mystery but this guy hits it.  His delivery is either wooden or over-caffeinated, often in quick succession.  Some folks IMDb praise him but that has to be his mom writing the review.  He blows and he is on screen all the fricking time. 2) A bunch of gals show up in one role or another and wind up in lingerie, get to speak a few lines (badly... real badly) as potential victims of a winged humanoid creature called The Child, but they add nothing to the plot.  And they don't get nekkid so they add nothing there either; 3) The police are idiots, with deductive skills akin to those of Officer Barbrady from Southpark, but their stupidity is not played for laughs or irony - it simply must be for the movie to continue.  I hate that crap.  So in the end a few veterans of the Funhouse get down to some level of undress.  Lisa Comshaw does, as one of three women who beds the chief detective, even though they are parts of the investigation.  Toni Alessandini sort of, kind of shows off the hooties in ritual dance of some sort but get this - it is the same performance/dance that showed up a year earlier in a movie entitled Mind, Body and Soul (Tuna's caps are in the Encyclopedia).  Former pornstar Jacqueline St Claire (she is called Jacqueline Gorman in this movie) shows off some T and a little A.  Then there are the one-time-wonders.  Elizabeth Young strips down, talks on the phone and takes a shower, all the while showing off one rockin' bod.  And Jacqueline Moen shows off her mighty-fines while demonstrating her own style o' acting, which incorporates mouth agape with eyes a-bug.  Look out Meryl Streep.

Today's clip: Jacqueline Gorman (aka Jackie St Claire)

BONUS: Ms St Claire seen elsewhere


This week, the movies come from 1983 - 1984. The quality and standard are the usual wide variety.

Baby it's You

Rosanna Arquette is topless in Baby it's You (1983), although it's not the best quality.

Liane Curtis is in her underwear.

Beverly Hills Cop

An unknown stripper is topless in Beverly Hills Cop (1984).

The Big Chill

The Big Chill (1983) shows Glenn Close naked in a shower.

There are pokies by Mary Kay Place,

and Meg Tilly is very sexy.

Chained Heat

Linda Blair in film clips from her two nude scenes in this flick. In one of them she joins a host of naked beautues in the shower. In the other she tries unsuccessfully to fend off the brutal, unwanted attention of Dean Wormer.

The still images from this film, featuring Blair and many other women, can be found in yesterday's page.

Cheech and Chong Still Smokin'

Cheech and Chong Still Smokin' (1983) is not good quality but has a naked Linnea Quigley

and some others not topless.

City Heat

Madeline Kahn is sexy in City Heat (1984).

Conan the Destroyer

No real nudity in Conan the Destroyer (1984) but Grace Jones,

Olivia D'Abo

and Sarah Douglas are looking very good.


Crackers (1984) has Christine Baranski in her underwear.


Lots of breasts on show in Deathstalker (1983) by some ample women: Barbi Benton,

Lana Clarkson

and plenty not identified.

Double Exposure

Double Exposure (1983) has some nudity by Joanna Pettet,

Sally Kirkland

and Teressa Macky.

Kathy Shower and Kim Scrier do some mud wrestling.

Debbie Zipp,


Jeana Tomasina,

Misty Rowe,

Victoria Jackson and Jan Mussetter look good.

Gorky Park

Joanna Pacula is topless in Gorky Park (1983).

I have included a movie of Joanna's action (summary below)

Jaws 3-D

No nudity but Lea Thompson is sexy in Jaws 3-D (1983).

Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer Murder Me, Murder You

There's never any nudity in any of the Mike Hammer shows and Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer Murder Me, Murder You (1983) is no different. However, there is the usual cleavage by

 Delta Burke,

Lisa Blount,

Randi Brooks,

Tanya Roberts

and some not identified.

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3

Veronica Gamba

and some women not identified in Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) are topless.

The Wild Life

Plenty of nudity in The Wild Life (1984), although not good quality. The women are:

Ashley St. Jon,

Jenny Wright (possible body double),

Kitten Natividad,

Tracy Hutchinson.

There are some other sexy women: Lea Thompson,

Sherilyn Fenn,

Brynja Willis and Leigh Lombardi,

and one not identified.


Yentl (1983) has an interesting looking Barbra Streisand.

Film/TV clips

Katie Aselton and Lake Bell in Black Rock. Containing one of the best nude scenes of the year so far, Black Rock opened this weekend on VOD and a handful of theaters. Total nudity (albeit dark) from both women.

1280x720 version (bandwidth-friendly, but weak quality)

1920x1080 version (big download but excellent, including enhanced version with slo-mo)


Frederique Bel in a see-through top

Ppper Perabo in a see-through top.
This would have been magnificent if not for those meddling pasties!