• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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"Parade's End"

BBC mini-series


Episode Three

Adelaide Clemens


Night of the Beast


Clips and collages from some rotting driftwood of a movie sometimes called Night of the Beast and sometimes Lukas' Child.  Here are the reasons to nominate it as a bottom ten stinker - 1) The lead actor, an old guy with a few teeth missing, is simply the worst performer in the history of cinema.  How someone can simultaneously underact and overact is a mystery but this guy hits it.  His delivery is either wooden or over-caffeinated, often in quick succession.  Some folks IMDb praise him but that has to be his mom writing the review.  He blows and he is on screen all the fricking time. 2) A bunch of gals show up in one role or another and wind up in lingerie, get to speak a few lines (badly... real badly) as potential victims of a winged humanoid creature called The Child, but they add nothing to the plot.  And they don't get nekkid so they add nothing there either; 3) The police are idiots, with deductive skills akin to those of Officer Barbrady from Southpark, but their stupidity is not played for laughs or irony - it simply must be for the movie to continue.  I hate that crap.  So in the end a few veterans of the Funhouse get down to some level of undress.  Lisa Comshaw does, as one of three women who beds the chief detective, even though they are parts of the investigation.  Toni Alessandini sort of, kind of shows off the hooties in ritual dance of some sort but get this - it is the same performance/dance that showed up a year earlier in a movie entitled Mind, Body and Soul (Tuna's caps are in the Encyclopedia).  Former pornstar Jacqueline St Claire (she is called Jacqueline Gorman in this movie) shows off some T and a little A.  Then there are the one-time-wonders.  Elizabeth Young strips down, talks on the phone and takes a shower, all the while showing off one rockin' bod.  And Jacqueline Moen shows off her mighty-fines while demonstrating her own style o' acting, which incorporates mouth agape with eyes a-bug.  Look out Meryl Streep.

Today's clip: Elizabeth Young (collages below)


This week, the movies come from 1983 - 1984. The quality and standard are the usual wide variety.

Blind Date

Lots of breasts on show in Blind Date (1984) by a number of women:

Antigone Amanitis

Kathy Hill

Kirstie Alley

Lana Clarkson

Marina Sirtis

Noelle Simpson

 and many women not identified look good.

Chained Heat

Lots and lots of nudity in the prison movie Chained Heat (1983). The women are:

Carol White

Dee Biederbeck

Edy Williams

Greta Blackburn

Jennifer Ashley

Jonna Lee

Linda Blair

Louisa Moritz

Marcia Karr

Monique Gabrielle

Sharon Hughes

Sybil Danning

and some not identified.


The best nudity in Class (1983) is by a topless Virginia Madsen.

Jacqueline Bisset is topless but not much can be seen,

and there are some other lovely looking women.


Vacation (1983) has a topless Beverly D'Angelo

and Christie Brinkley is in her underwear.

Film/TV clips

Sylvia Hoeks in The Best Offer (2013) in 720p
Interesting film from Giuseppe Tornatore, one of my favorite filmmakers, who departs from his usual style to make a film more in the Hitchcock mode. I found it well worth the watch, although I had the surprises figured out almost from the beginning. (Dammit. I've seen too many movies.) When her hair is dry, Ms Hoeks looks very much like a young Genevieve Bujold.


Michelle Hunziker in Amore Nero (2011)

Here's Pihla Viitala again in Kasky (2008).
She's the woman who got nekkid in that Hansel and Gretel thingy.


Candice Swanepoel from Inverview magazine (German version, June 2013)

Heidi Klum in a see-through dress