Baby on Board


A romantic comedy so unfunny and so unromantic that Hudson and McConaughey probably passed on it, allowing the leads to be taken by their second-rate counterparts, Heather Graham and Jerry O'Connell. The wisecracking sidekick is played by John Corbett, who is the second-rate Eddie Burns, who in turn is the second-rate Ben Affleck, which would either make Corbett the third or fourth rate Affleck, depending on the proper celebrity math.

Bin Laden has made better films than this.

Moreover, bin Laden makes his films for a few bucks, and this one had a budget of eight million dollars.

The entire comic premise, such as it is, hinges on the usual false impressions. Heather Graham and Jerry O'Connell play a power couple. They have a great relationship and a great life, but everything goes haywire when she gets pregnant. He thinks she must have been cheating on him, because he always double-bagged the condoms. She thinks he must be cheating on her, because ... er ... the script requires her to do so.

It's just annoying from start to finish.

Just one other point. Lara Flynn Boyle is in this in a minor role and I just noticed that she must have a larger head than Keith Olbermann, Warren Burger, or Tip O'Neill. And those guys have large bodies, while Lara's head is essentially stuck on top of a broomstick.

No nudity from Heather Graham, but another Heather (Prete) gets topless.


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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The Alphabet Killer


Sweet Quality. Full 1080p

Eliza Dushku film clips Collage below.







Devil Hunter


Today the Time Machine goes back nearly 30 years. This one stars Ursula Fellner who bares it all in the course of being a "Babe in Bondage" who was abducted and raped. Caps and 5 clips.

Her troubles are not over as this will be continued tomorrow.





TV Land

Over in TV Land another helping of leg & thigh with my morning sports courtesy of ESPN's Hannah Storm. Caps and an HD clip.







Notes and collages

Get Over It

Kylie Bax









Scorpion continues a multi-part tribute to a B-movie favorite, Maria Ford

Today's epic: Naked Obsession (see below)








"Blood Countess 2: The Mayhem Begins"

(2009 video) prequel to the Czechsploitation favorite with Kristina Uhrinova as Countess Elizabeth Bathory with newcomer Gabriela Luzova as the lesbian aunt and directed by Lloyd Simandl.

Kristina Uhrinova

Gabriela Luzova

Lisa Novakova

Marie Veckova

Nada Vinecka

Vladimira Kopal

various: Vendula Bednarova, Michaela Krocakova, Katerina Vackova

The latest Czechsploitation film is "On Consignment 2," also starring Marie Veckova, but this time with her role reversed as the maid. Available today at



Marie Veckova is also starring in hardcore lesbian videos as Mia at This collage is from Les Angels







The Broken


This 2008 horror/thriller from the UK was a little slow-paced for my taste, but the story isn't half bad.

Walking down a London street, Gina (Lena Headey) thinks she sees herself drive past in her own car. Shaken by this event, she follows the other "her" back to her own apartment. She begins to realize that she is actually seeing events that happened to her right before she was involved in a car crash.

As she continues to try to find an explanation for the strange events, she beings to experience nightmares, and friends and family begin to exhibit strange behavior. Now, Gina struggles to maintain touch with reality.

Not a bad flick, and while there are a couple of bloody scenes, the horror part is minimal, but I would have liked to have seen this movie move a little faster towards its twisty conclusion.


Lena Headey Michelle Duncan







Susan Sarandon in Lovin' Molly

Blythe Danner (Gwyneth Paltrow's mom) in Lovin' Molly

Many women in The Wire ...

... Wendy Grantham

... Dierdre Lovejoy

... Melanie Nicholls-King

... Sonja Sohn

... Callie Thorne

Lenore Zann in Natural Enemy

Lenore Zann in American Nightmare

Cindy Crawford filming a new ad

Anna Maxwell Martin in White Girl

Natalie Pemberton in Season 1 of Underbelly (e13)

Betsy Rue in My Bloody Valentine 3D


Film Clips