Resurgence

This is the TV show with the topless scene from  21 year old Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Whoa! Since Jimmy the Saint loaded the entire show to Rapidshare, I actually watched it straight through. It's a truly sappy, underdeveloped 24 minutes of TV melodrama.

A wealthy widowed dad welcomes his university-age daughter and three of her friends to his French country estate during her semester break. Dad and daughter obviously have a great relationship, and dad also establishes a good rapport with his daughter's friend (Zeta) and the boyfriends of the two girls. They all visit for a while, then the two young couples head for the Mediterranean in their two separate cars, and dad falls asleep.

Dad awakens to the sound of sobbing in his bedroom. It is Zeta, reporting that the man's daughter has died in an automobile accident. Since the daughter and her boyfriend have been fried to a crisp, and since Zeta's boyfriend is taking care of the details with the police, the dad does what I think any of us would have done on this somber occasion - he fucks the living daylights out of Zeta-Jones.

Yessssssssssssss! Now THAT'S the way to mourn.

The next morning he wants more of that young stuff, but Zeta tells him that their carnal love is over. From now on she will be his new daughter, and love him in a different way! The film ends with a group hug between dad, Zeta, and Zeta's boyfriend, who looks mighty uncomfortable about the entire thing as the credits roll.

This show would be long forgotten if not for the topless scene from a young Zeta. Oh, what am I talking about? It IS long forgotten. It's not even in Zeta's IMDb filmography! As far as we know, Jimmy the Saint's home video tape is the only footprint left by this show upon human existence.

The collage and film clip just didn't come out good, but I did them anyway because the show is so rare.

Catherine Zeta Jones
I reduced the film clip to 360x270 in order to sharpen it a bit. Jimmy's tape of the entire show is preserved in 720x544 (see yesterday's edition for the downloading instructions).

My Tale is Hot

My Tale is Hot (1964) is a nudie cutie produced by Dan Sonney and directed by Peter Perry. Lucifer (Manny Goodtimes) is being harassed by his wife Ima Goul because he has not been doing well in the corruption department. He swears than he can corrupt the man named as most faithful husband by Ladies House Companion, vaudevillian Little Jack Little, in less than 24 hours. Jack seems to be entirely faithful to his wife, Bea Reddy, even when tempted by dozens of naked women. This film is non-stop breasts and buns, rarely inconvenienced by plot. Satan tries every trick he can think of using nubile naked women, but is unable to tempt him. Then we learn the reason why. Little Jack Little is a sheik, and has a harem of 365 wives. He is on his honeymoon with number 365.

This is vintage period erotica, and is not in very good shape. Nearly every frame is scratched, and there are also missing chips and obvious splices.  In spite of the technical problems, this is a must own for fans of early strippers and early T&A because of a rare film appearance from legendary stripper Candy Barr, who was caught very few times on film. She show her legendary breasts and sweet face here, in an obvious insert from a loop of her strip act. Another insert appears in the special features, this time with no pasties.

This film is a C.  Since the DVD also includes My Name is Jezebel, it is an entertainment bargain for fans of vintage period erotica. Others will probably find enough unintentional laughs to make it worth the rental.

IMDb readers say 6.1 based on 13 votes, undoubtedly including the person who submitted all of the mistakes on this Something Weird Video double feature.

 

Candy Barr

Bea Reddy

Unknowns

 

The Whole Nine Yards

I just love this movie.

 

Natasha Henstridge no nudity, just one sexy lady.

Rosanna Arquette with some cleavage.

Probably this is why I like this flick so much, Amanda Peet and her classic topless scene.

 

Into the Night

 

Ed Orkin (Jeff Goldblum) is an ordinary guy with insomnia who has a very boring job and finds out his wife is having an affair.

Following a friend's advice, he heads to the airport where his life takes a sharp turn when he rescues a lovely, but mysterious blonde named Diana (Michelle Pfeiffer) from some ruthlessly zany thugs at the airport. From this point onwards Ed and Diana are caught up in a cheerfully dashing and murderous chase throughout the night in Los Angeles.