"Stripteaser II"

Stripteaser II (1997) is not a sequel, and has little or nothing to do with Stripteaser. Lets get the plot out of the way first. Here is the detailed plot summary. A man follows his runaway sister to LA, works as a cabbie, and hangs out in the same strip club every night looking for her. He is eventually told she is dead.

Now that that is out of the way, we have strip scenes, recycled footage of strip scenes from other movies, a recycled chase scene, and a sex scene with Kim Dawson as the strip club manager. She goes a three B performance, but the rest of the women keep their T-Backs on, including, Taylor St. Claire, Kiva, Maria Ford, Lisa Ann Brown and Stacy Leigh Mobley. IMDb readers have this at 2.1 of 10. Even with all of the recycled footage, the struggled to fill the 77 minute running time. This is an E-.

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  • Kiva (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Kim Dawson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Lisa Ann Brown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Maria Ford (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Stacy Leigh Mobley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Taylor St.Claire (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Dear Wendy: (2005)

    Alison Pill was the all-too-perfect younger sister in Pieces of April, now quite grown up and flashing the goodies in the new film from Thomas Vinterberg and Lars von Trier. This film was shown at Sundance and will get a (presumably limited) USA release in late September. I haven't watched the DVD screener all the way through, and I may not, since I've found that I don't actually have to watch Lars von Trier movies. If I  know the von Trier wrote them, and read a general summary, I can mentally recreate them in a few minutes with about 99% accuracy.

    But who knows? Maybe he'll fool me some day and express a thought in a complex and nuanced way.


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    Look's like we have a pretty clear winner in our recent "Most Overrated Movie" poll. I have the official winners and commetary posted in the next day or two.

    In the meantime...Email Scoopy Jr. if suggestions for future polls.

    Here are the results of our previous polls:
    The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
    Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
    Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
    Best All Time Television Comedy
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    The Top 20 Best Straight Sex Scenes
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    Here are few recent edits of great paparazzi pics that have been floating aroung the web lately.

    • Bai Ling, showing a bit of nipple as her dress falls down a bit. It was recently reported that the exotic beauty's scenes in "Revenge of the Sith" ended up on the cutting room floor. Not worry Ling fans...she made up for it by posing for the Hef-mag!

    • Claire Forlani, the "Mallrats" star (and a personal favorite of both Scoops) doing a little topless sunbathing.

    • Jennifer Garner, the "Alias" star and other half of "Bennifer 2". Here she is showing some partial breasts views. As most every one knows by now, Garner and Ben Affleck are engaged and the buzz is that Ben knocked her up.

    • Jessica Alba....Alba-licious. bikini pics.

    • Michelle Rodriguez. The "SWAT" and "Fast and the Furious" co-star looking gorgeous on the red carpet. (1, 2)

    • Pam Anderson, doing her usual cleavage thing.

    • Paris Hilton hot tubbin' in a pink bikini.

    • "Charmed" star Rose McGowan stuffing her big'uns into a tight top. She recently portrayed Ann-Margret in the CBS mini-series "Elvis".

    Hope Marie Carlton The former Heffer (July '85) turned B-actress going topless in scenes from what many sci-fi/horror fans consider to be the best of the Freddy Kruger movies, "A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master" (1988).

    Kim Myers Getting felt up in a scene from another Freddy movie, the first sequel in the franchise, "A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge" (1985). Fans of the cult series "Firefly" will be able to catch Kim on the big screen later this year in "Serenity".

    Kirsten Dunst Kirsten wearing form fitting dresses and showin a bit of pokies in scenes from "Spider-Man 2".

    Liv Tyler The "Lord of the Rings" co-star stripped down to her bra in Kevin Smith movie "Jersey Girl".

    Reese Witherspoon The sugary-sweet actress in a bikini and also in a classic heffer costume in scenes from her big breakout hit, "Legally Blonde" (2001).

    Valeria Golino Boob, yeah, d-d-definitely showing a boob. Definitely a scene from "Rain Man", yeah.

    Amy Locane
    Nina Siemaszko

    Both ladies showing some nice cleavage in scenes from one of my personal favorite 'sleeper' comedies, "Airheads" (1994), starring Brenden Fraser, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Michael McKean, Michael Richards, Joe Mantegna and of course Lemmy.

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "Art Heist"
    Whatever mystery there is in this 2004 action/mystery flick, it certainly isn't the plot; the title tells it all.

    An international art expert is sent to Spain by her client when his rare painting, on loan to the Barcelona Museum, is stolen. When she actually witnesses part of a theft, becomes involved in a chase, and is injured, her over-protective New York detective estranged husband follows. Already unhappy that she has endangered her life, he becomes even less happy to discover she has met up with another art expert who also happens to be an ex-suitor.

    Some neat car and motorcycle chases, and some pretty cool theft executions make this a fun movie to watch, but the plot is pretty predictable as is the ending.

    The scene with the very beautiful Rachel Laure, playing the daughter of a wealthy art owner, should make a good clip, because while she is being seduced by her boyfriend, who is an accomplice in the theft, the thieves are stealing a painting in the background.

    Evelyne Bouix
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5

    The French actress showing off a very nice pair of robo-boobs in scenes from "Le Prix de l'espoir" (1997).

    Ingrid Rouif
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Myriam Nedellec
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Linda Do Sacramento
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Next up, a whole bunch of skin from the French film "Les Pilules de l'amour" (1999). All 3 babes bare all 3 B's!

    Charlie Spradling
    (1, 2, 3)

    The busty brunette bares breasts and bum in scenes from the 1990, direct-to-vid horror/thriller "Mirror, Mirror".

    Mia Kirshner
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    The Skin-man takes a look at Mia's recent topless and full frontalness on "The L Word".

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    How's The Mileage? - Saturday at Petersen Automotive Museum in L.A., custom car king George Barris will auction off 80 of the most famous cars ever. He says investors are skittish about stocks and real estate so they're buying collectibles, and he expects to make up to $4 million. The cars include the Trans Am from "Smoky & The Bandit," the General Lee from "Dukes of Hazzard," Starsky & Hutch's Ford Torino, the Beverly Hillbillies' jalopy, and the "Greased Lightning" hot rod from "Grease." But Barris is keeping his favorite: the 1960s Batmobile.

  • Adam West and Burt Ward had so much sex in it, he'd have to reupholster the seats.
  • If you can't afford the Beverly Hillbillies' jalopy, I'll sell you my car...same thing.
  • Jay Leno wants to know if he can get a volume discount on all 80.

    Humor Him - Pittsburgh Good Humor man Nazzareno Didiano ended up in court after a 5-foot-5, 140-pound 14-year-old began cursing him over the price of his cones. Didiano told him he didn't need ice cream anyway because he's fat. The teen replied by calling him a "bald (BLEEP) ripoff" (the kid giggled in court as Didiano had to recount that). Didiano claimed he just said he didn't appreciate being talked to like that, but the judge believed the teen's claim that Didiano punched him and sentenced the ice cream man to 18 months' probation, anger management class and to pay the teen $20 damages. The boys' mom said the worst thing is that her son is now self-conscious about his weight.

  • That's too bad; he should be self-conscious about his repellent personality.
  • He spent the $20 on Fudgsicles.
  • You know your kid is a rotten brat when he can put the Good Humor Man into a bad humor.

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