Stripteaser II (1997) is not a sequel, and has little or nothing to do with Stripteaser. Lets get the plot out of the way first. Here is the detailed plot summary. A man follows his runaway sister to LA, works as a cabbie, and hangs out in the same strip club every night looking for her. He is eventually told she is dead.
Now that that is out of the way, we have strip scenes, recycled footage of strip scenes from other movies, a recycled chase scene, and a sex scene with Kim Dawson as the strip club manager. She goes a three B performance, but the rest of the women keep their T-Backs on, including, Taylor St. Claire, Kiva, Maria Ford, Lisa Ann Brown and Stacy Leigh Mobley. IMDb readers have this at 2.1 of 10. Even with all of the recycled footage, the struggled to fill the 77 minute running time. This is an E-.
Lisa Ann Brown
Stacy Leigh Mobley
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Alison Pill was the all-too-perfect younger sister in Pieces of
April, now quite grown up and flashing the goodies in the new film
from Thomas Vinterberg and Lars von Trier. This film was shown at
Sundance and will get a (presumably limited) USA release in late
September. I haven't watched the DVD screener all the way through,
and I may not, since I've found that I don't actually have to watch
Lars von Trier movies. If I know the von Trier wrote them, and
read a general summary, I can mentally recreate them in a few
minutes with about 99% accuracy.
But who knows? Maybe he'll fool me some day and express a thought
in a complex and nuanced way.
Here is the first eight minutes of H
- "Shin Hyun (Seung-woo Cho) walks into the local police
station toting the mutilated bodies of six missing women,
confesses to the murders and accepts his fate. A psychopathic
serial killer is caught and the case closed. Or is it? One year
later, the bodies of two high school girls and a pregnant woman
are discovered, killed in the same manner. Believed to be a
copy-cat crime, detectives Kim Mi Yun (Jung-ah Yum, A Tale of
Two Sisters) and Kang Tae Hyun (Jin-hee Ji), polar opposites
both professionally and personally, are assigned to the case. As
the investigation continues, new suspects are taken into
custody, but the body count continues to rise. It soon seems
that no one, not even the detectives themselves, are beyond
The trailer for Cry Wolf
The trailer for Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
A new featurette about the making of The War of the Worlds
Celebrity Afterlife Report from the Celebrity Medium
Teaching evolution leads to inflation. Not to mention
Miller Time - Dennis's talk show has been pulled because of low
Aging actress calls Hollywood barbaric. Charlotte
Rampling said Hollywood executives practice a form of racism when
they sidestep veteran actresses for youthful leading ladies. I
don't remember her protesting this very vigorously when she was a
youthful leading lady.
MIT hosts a convention for time travelers.
Unfortunately, none showed.
Two very good international trailers for Batman Begins.
This isn't quite what I was expecting, but ... maybe ...
MPAA targets TV download bittorrent sites
DEAD MEAT- a horror movie starring Ron Jeremy
List of U.S. Presidential nicknames Which President was
known as the "Last of the Cocked Hats"? How about "Young Hickory
of the Granite Hills"?
Chris Tucker has pleaded guilty to speeding and eluding police -
he didn't hear their sirens because he was driving 200 miles "on
his way to church." Tucker was driving a Bentley at 109
mph on Interstate 20.
- The Daily Show:
North Korea has the capacity for five or six nuclear weapons. Ya
know, half dozenish
Kathleen Turner talks to Jon Stewart about her starring role in
the Broadway revival of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
Lindsay Lohan - slight see-through, but nothing left to see
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sing "Candy Shop"
Separated at Birth: Spencer Abraham and Shrek
Lindsay Lohan to appear on 'SNL' again, this time without the
- I think she used to look adorable with her round body and
full peaches 'n cream face. I don't like this "sophisticated"
new look which screams "Paris Hilton wannabe."
Five worst things to say during a job interview
Paris Hilton faces off with George W Bush
The trailer for Must Love Dogs, a romantic comedy with
Diane Lane and John Cusack.
Shakeskin.com - a gallery of shaken faces
- Headline of the day.
Vaginal Cream May Be Harmful For Face. I wondered why
Colin Farrell was lookin' so weird lately.
Mariner's outfielder gets lost trying to take a subway to Yankee
Stadium. He took the D train south instead of north,
and ended up close to Coney Island.
ESPN.com Page 2 : NFL coaches are well suited
FemDefence - anti-rape device
Superhero protects single women fom predatory males.
- "I protect the single gal living in the big city. I protect
average females from making mistakes they will regret in the
morning. I protect them from the men who would seduce them with
lies or with drinks. I protect them from going home with men who
would hurt them emotionally or physically."
- Additional reading:
ABC's story on Terrifica
Will the New Orleans Saints move to San Antonio?
Tampa Bay Bucs owner makes monster bid to take over Manchester
A Ludhiana guy sends 6,000 text messages per day. And
he hopes to increase it to 10,000. He is making the best out of
Airtel's scheme of unlimited SMS.
Feds use devices which can smell cash. They should
contact my freeloading Uncle Max. That guy can always tell if you
are lying when you say "I don't have any money on me right now."
Georgia city deluged with advice on handling runaway bride
"Following an ancient Huron tradition, Avner said he is changing
himself into his totem of a tiger."
- I wonder how many tigers the ancient Hurons encountered in
- This guy should thank his lucky stars that his parents
didn't name him after a Porcupine
- "There's not much demand in San Diego County for a computer
and electronics technician with tattooed stripes on his face and
fangs in his mouth. That's one reason why Avner is moving to
- Yeah, because there is a big demand for those things in
People in Henderson N.C. are talking about the massive sculpture
of a woman's legs, spread open on Welcome Avenue. They
are demanding to get back the old closed legs from Rag Street.
White House wants oil price at $25 a barrel, rivers
full of scrumptious milk chocolate, and marmalade skies.
Way Too Much Information On: The Kool-Aid Man!!!
- Mucho cool:
Cassini Finds New Saturn Moon That Makes Waves in the Rings!
Loss of productivity from workers playing hooky to see 'Star Wars:
Episode III - Revenge of the Sith,' could cost employers as much
as $627 million, according to the Federal Bureau of
Imaginary Numbers Pulled From Our Ass. This is still far short of
the imaginary record held by Matrix 2, which cost America a
"zillion-jillion" dollars plus 93.72% of the nation's annual wheat
- Sad follow-up.
Human breast-fed tiger cubs die of dehydration.
Dennis Rodman's life is on the rebound - for a THIRD
autobiography. "Yo, how many volumes did that little
bulldog-lookin' English guy write?" The Worm just inked a deal for
his third memoir, this time covering his life from 1998 to the
present, "The Post-Electra Era"
Bill Clinton tells Democrats they are a bunch of whiny pussies.
Official Transcript of Closed Door Meeting Between President Bush
and Totally-Bestest-Pal-Who's-Not-Just-A-KGB-Hatchet-Man President
Vladimir Pooty-Poot - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
Swingin' Chicks of the '60s
Is it possible to recall past lives through hypnosis?
- Yes. I know this from personal experience. As I have pointed
out many times, I have clear memories of my life as an Aztec
warrior. As you may know, the Aztecs would cut out the hearts of
the winners of their annual games and sacrifice them to the
gods. This was necessary because those gods wanted hearts and
would only accept the best ones. I still hold the Aztec record
for having finished second in the games 21 consecutive years,
including one year when I blew a 30 yard lead in the 100 yard
dash. After that race I told the reporter from the Aztec Times
that I was going to train extra hard next year so that I would
be the lucky one to get my heart cut out. Of course, when he was
out of sight, I fired up a Lucky Strike.
When girls and boys wrestle together.
- Interesting story. Public schools have girls on their
wrestling teams. Religious schools won't let their boys wrestle
against them because of the inappropriate touching. (But
apparently inappropriate touching of other boys is OK.) Anyway,
the parents of the girls are ticked off, although their kid gets
the W and accumulates the points toward the state title, while
the other wrestler clearly has the right to forfeit if he
chooses to. Frankly, I don't see how any harm is done, or how
the league could do anything about it ... as the league
president says ""I don't care if it's a religious school or not.
If a person chooses not to wrestle, they don't have to wrestle."
- Although, now that I think about it, I think I would approve
of a new law which would force boys to wrestle with girls
whether they want to or not. That is my kind of law. And then we
need one that forces girls to wrestle with other girls whenever
the constable so declares. Or better yet, whenever I so declare.
Let's start with Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. (Blows whistle)
The Real Gilligan's Island - Pie Fight between Ginger and Mary Ann
- director's cut.
FIRST LOOK: Woody Allen's 'Match Point' and Penelope Cruz in 'Chromophobia'
Lots and lots of Star Wars parodies and funnies.
Traditional healer burnt by goblins
- As most of you know, tsikamutanda healers can get rid of
witches and tikoloshis, but are powerless against goblins! This
is why I gave up my career as a tsikamutanda. Well, that and the
fact that I didn't know how to pronounce tsikamutanda. Well, and
also the fact that there isn't really much tsikamutanda work
available in Central Texas. I would have had to move to Lubbock
or Baton Rouge to establish a decent tsikamutanda practice. And
there is really no sense in leaving Texas for Louisiana because
their voodoo licensing exams are impossible to pass. Anyway, my
motivations aren't important. The key point is that the career
change to webmaster reduced my goblin burns by nearly 65%, and
had a comparably salubrious impact on my corns and bunions as
The trailer and a clip from Lila Says
- "Lila Says" is based on a book that caused much controversy
in France. Nineteen-year-old quiet poet Chimo (Mohammed Khouas)
falls for Lila (Vahina Giacante), a gorgeous, blonde girl who
just moved in with her creepy aunt in an Arab ghetto. One day
Lila asks Chimo to look up her skirt -- if he can handle it.
Meanwhile, Mouloud (Karim Benhadou), the loud leader of a rival
gang, also sets his sights on Lila. Their game of sexual
discovery leads to an unexpected look at tolerance, self-hatred,
and machismo. It also questions the fantasy that permeates the
film with fun and danger.
The trailer for Bunty Aur Babli, a romantic Bollywood
The trailer for The Alzheimer Case
- In "The Alzheimer Case," a creative and visually innovative
Belgian noir thriller, aging gun-for-hire Angelo Ledda (Jan
Decleir) takes justice into his own hands when he is pushed to
the edge by the corruption that surrounds him. Director Erik Van
Looy audaciously takes the cliché of the hit man's last job and
turns it into a complex psychological drama with a twist. Here
the hit man is plagued by the onset of Alzheimer's disease and
retribution becomes a race against time as he drifts toward
Five clips from Unleashed, the new Jet Li movie
Three clips from Saving Face
- "For 28-year old New Yorker Wilhelmina "Wil" Pang (Michelle
Krusiec), life is a juggling act between a promising career as a
surgeon and her responsibilities as a dutiful daughter. Like the
#7 train she takes to visit her Chinese family on a weekly
basis, Wil is perpetually in transit between two worlds. The
expectations of the Flushing, Queens society she is from and the
desires that alienate her from it have made Wil content to live
below the surface -- even if it means playing an inadvertent
game of charades with her widowed mother (Joan Chen) and the old
world Ma represents. The masquerade is comic even in its pain as
Wil tolerates Ma's weekly set ups with eligible Chinese-American
boys at the Friday Chinese socials; but it quickly becomes a
farce when Ma's mask cracks first. One night, Wil comes home to
find Ma on her doorstep - pregnant. Disgraced by the Chinese
community, and with nowhere else to go, Ma moves in with her
daughter, making it difficult for Wil to nurture a budding
relationship with gorgeous dancer Vivian (Lynn Chen). As her
carefully compartmentalized worlds collide, Wil is forced to
find her mother a husband, placate her girlfriend, and choose
between breaking a cycle of keeping up appearances, or risk
losing the girl she loves. "Saving Face" is a romantic comedy
about a daughter struggling to understand her mother's heart,
which ultimately allows her to understand her own. It is the
story of unspoken loves, contemporary and cultural taboos, and
the journey of two women towards living their lives honestly."
A preview, two featurettes, and a clip from the much-ballyhooed
skateboard movie, Lords of Dogtown
A behiond-the-scenes clip from Ten 'til Noon
- "In ten minutes, everything can change. For these ten
people, it will. A jet-lagged Larry Taylor awakens to find two
strangers in his bedroom, and over the next ten minutes, will
experience the most terrifying - and possibly final - moments of
his life. But who these strangers are, and whay they want, can
only be determined by events occuring elsewhere, and at the same
time. We relive those same ten minutes through the eyes of those
connected to what is not a simple home invasion, and with each
person, find ourselves propelled closer to the truth."
Richard and Robert Sherman are the authors of the most-played song
on Earth, and for that they would like to apologize
Viking running back caught with the 'Original Whizzinator'.
Silly me. I thought Mickey Rourke was the Original Whizzinator.
- You think you have a silly name? Be thankful you're not
Well-hung fish get the girls, but die young
What makes you think she's a witch, Mr President? "She turned me
into a Newt."
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Look's like we have a pretty clear winner in our recent "Most Overrated Movie" poll. I have the official winners and commetary posted in the next day or two.
In the meantime...Email Scoopy Jr. if suggestions for future polls.
Here are the results of our previous polls:
The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
Best All Time Television Comedy
Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance
The Top 20 Best Straight Sex Scenes
Best Lesbian Love Scenes
Here are few recent edits of great paparazzi pics that have been floating aroung the web lately.
- Bai Ling, showing a bit of nipple as her dress falls down a bit. It was recently reported that the exotic beauty's scenes in "Revenge of the Sith" ended up on the cutting room floor. Not worry Ling fans...she made up for it by posing for the Hef-mag!
- Claire Forlani, the "Mallrats" star (and a personal favorite of both Scoops) doing a little topless sunbathing.
- Jennifer Garner, the "Alias" star and other half of "Bennifer 2". Here she is showing some partial breasts views. As most every one knows by now, Garner and Ben Affleck are engaged and the buzz is that Ben knocked her up.
- Jessica Alba....Alba-licious. bikini pics.
- Michelle Rodriguez. The "SWAT" and "Fast and the Furious" co-star looking gorgeous on the red carpet.
- Pam Anderson, doing her usual cleavage thing.
- Paris Hilton hot tubbin' in a pink bikini.
- "Charmed" star Rose McGowan stuffing her big'uns into a tight top. She recently portrayed Ann-Margret in the CBS mini-series "Elvis".
|Hope Marie Carlton
||The former Heffer (July '85) turned B-actress going topless in scenes from what many sci-fi/horror fans consider to be the best of the Freddy Kruger movies, "A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master" (1988).
||Getting felt up in a scene from another Freddy movie, the first sequel in the franchise, "A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge" (1985). Fans of the cult series "Firefly" will be able to catch Kim on the big screen later this year in "Serenity".
||Kirsten wearing form fitting dresses and showin a bit of pokies in scenes from "Spider-Man 2".
||The "Lord of the Rings" co-star stripped down to her bra in Kevin Smith movie "Jersey Girl".
||The sugary-sweet actress in a bikini and also in a classic heffer costume in scenes from her big breakout hit, "Legally Blonde" (2001).
||Boob, yeah, d-d-definitely showing a boob. Definitely a scene from "Rain Man", yeah.
|Both ladies showing some nice cleavage in scenes from one of my personal favorite 'sleeper' comedies, "Airheads" (1994), starring Brenden Fraser, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Michael McKean, Michael Richards, Joe Mantegna and of course Lemmy.
'Caps and comments by Dann:
Whatever mystery there is in this 2004 action/mystery flick, it certainly isn't the plot; the title tells it all.
An international art expert is sent to Spain by her client when his rare painting, on loan to the Barcelona Museum, is stolen. When she actually witnesses part of a theft, becomes involved in a chase, and is injured, her over-protective New York detective estranged husband follows. Already unhappy that she has endangered her life, he becomes even less happy to discover she has met up with another art expert who also happens to be an ex-suitor.
Some neat car and motorcycle chases, and some pretty cool theft executions make this a fun movie to watch, but the plot is pretty predictable as is the ending.
The scene with the very beautiful Rachel Laure, playing the daughter of a wealthy art owner, should make a good clip, because while she is being seduced by her boyfriend, who is an accomplice in the theft, the thieves are stealing a painting in the background.
|The French actress showing off a very nice pair of robo-boobs in scenes from "Le Prix de l'espoir" (1997).
Linda Do Sacramento
|Next up, a whole bunch of skin from the French film "Les Pilules de l'amour" (1999). All 3 babes bare all 3 B's!
|The busty brunette bares breasts and bum in scenes from the 1990, direct-to-vid horror/thriller "Mirror, Mirror".
|The Skin-man takes a look at Mia's recent topless and full frontalness on "The L Word".
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
GREAT TV AND MOVIE CUSTOM CARS FOR SALE
How's The Mileage? - Saturday at Petersen Automotive Museum in L.A., custom
car king George Barris will auction off 80 of the most famous cars ever. He
says investors are skittish about stocks and real estate so they're buying
collectibles, and he expects to make up to $4 million. The cars include the Trans
Am from "Smoky & The Bandit," the General Lee from "Dukes of Hazzard," Starsky
& Hutch's Ford Torino, the Beverly Hillbillies' jalopy, and the "Greased
Lightning" hot rod from "Grease." But Barris is keeping his favorite: the 1960s
Adam West and Burt Ward had so much sex in it, he'd have to reupholster
If you can't afford the Beverly Hillbillies' jalopy, I'll sell you my
Jay Leno wants to know if he can get a volume discount on all 80.
GOOD HUMOR MAN PUNCHES OBNOXIOUS FAT KID
Humor Him - Pittsburgh Good Humor man Nazzareno Didiano ended up in court
after a 5-foot-5, 140-pound 14-year-old began cursing him over the price of his
cones. Didiano told him he didn't need ice cream anyway because he's fat. The
teen replied by calling him a "bald (BLEEP) ripoff" (the kid giggled in court
as Didiano had to recount that). Didiano claimed he just said he didn't
appreciate being talked to like that, but the judge believed the teen's claim that
Didiano punched him and sentenced the ice cream man to 18 months' probation,
anger management class and to pay the teen $20 damages. The boys' mom said
the worst thing is that her son is now self-conscious about his weight.
That's too bad; he should be self-conscious about his repellent
He spent the $20 on Fudgsicles.
You know your kid is a rotten brat when he can put the Good Humor Man into
a bad humor.
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