"School Scandals"

School Scandals (1970) is a soft core from the UK with a minimalist plot. The headmaster of a girls school is into spanking nude coeds with a tennis racket, which he is busy doing as the film opens and our heroin (Barbara Mills) arrives. Within two minutes, she is naked, screwing a mustached male employee, and has the other two girls (seems to be a three girl school) doing a girl/girl. After a suitably long period of rather unrevealing girl/girl action and staring at the Mustache's fuzzy butt, Mills send one of the two girls (I was unable to identify her) in to Mr. Moustache, while she does a girl/girl with Cindy Hopkins. Finally, there is a 5 way orgy with all three girls, the headmaster, and Mr. Moustache.

All three women give a three B performance, but the simulated sex is rather unconvincing and tepid. This might be suitable for a stag party of 14 year olds, but I am guessing they would find it too tame. Lets give this a D-.

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  • Barbara Mills (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Cindy Hopkins (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Hey there Uncy Scoop!
    The boys down here were pretty impressed to see our Celebrity Arses page turn up in the Fun House (Monday, May 9, 2005 edition). That was from our March 14, 2004 issue.
    Give us a plug next time why do'ntcha? We are, after all, Australia's foremost nude-celeb journal.
    Love your work!

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    The Jacket (2005):

    I'll have to catch you up on this film tomorrow (or read about it if it is posted below in the movie links). In the meantime, here's the important stuff:

    • Keira Knightley collages (1, 2, 3)
    • Keira Knightley film clips (zipped .wmv) (1, 2)


    Other Crap:

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    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.


    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Jr's Polls
    Scoop came up with a good idea for our next poll that should stir up some conversation, if not some controversy.

    This week's poll....

    Email Scoopy Jr. if you'd like to add nominees or offer suggestions for future polls.

    Here are the results of our previous polls:
    The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
    The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
    Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
    Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
    Best All Time Television Comedy
    Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance
    The Top 20 Best Straight Sex Scenes
    Best Lesbian Love Scenes

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the Ghost, a nice assortment of video clips. Zipped .wmvs as usual.

    • Debra Lamb, the official fire breathing stipper of B-movies. Here she is topless and showing thong views in scenes from "Stripped to Kill" (1987).

    • B-movie regular Griffin Drew topless and gettin' it on in a van (down by the river?). Clip from the movie "Recoil" (1997).

    • Nutsa Kukhianidze, the Russian actress goes topless in a scene from the Nick Nolte movie "The Good Thief" (2002).

    • Penelope Fortier, topless in scenes from "A Good Night to Die" (2003)

    • Sally Kellerman, the original "Hot Lips" Houlihan showing off some excellent toplessness in scenes from "Serial" (1980).

    Scorpion's Skinemax
    Here are a few more ladies of late night...

    Several scenes from two episodes of the cable series "Women Stories of Passion".

    • Kimberly Rowe is topless and shows a little bit of bum in scenes from the episode "For the Sake of Science". (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Kira Reed, also topless in the "For the Sake of Science" episode.

    • From the "Father and Son" episode, here is Leslie Harter, also topless.

    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    The French actress bares all 3 B's in scenes from 1983's "Pauline à la plage" aka "Pauline at the Beach".

    Julie Depardieu
    (1, 2)

    Gérard Depardieu's daughter bares all 3 B's in scenes from the French movie "Love me" (2000).

    Mia Kirshner
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    C2000 'caps of Mia topless and full frontal on the latest episode of "The L Word".

    Thumbnial previews
    (1, 2, 3)
    Elisha Cuthbert
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)

    DeadLamb 'caps of the über cute Canadian babe looking super hot while wearing a variety of revealing outfits in scenes from the teen sex comedy "The Girl Next Door".

    Anne Hathaway
    (1, 2)

    ZonononZor edits of a few HQ paparazzi pics of "The Princess Diaries" star. We see plenty of cleavage, some see-thru views and partial side breast exposure.

    Leslie Huntly
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the busty blonde babe showing off her big'uns in the shower. Scenees from the 1986 Rodney Dangerfield classic "Back to School".

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    The Big 10 - Last week, San Francisco hosted the Sex Worker Film and Arts Festival, which included a "Whore College": a day-long seminar in which prostitutes heard lectures on such subjects as stress reduction, marketing their services and condom-applying skills. At the end of the day, they received diplomas declaring them "GSW"'s or "Graduates in Sex Work."

  • The commencement speaker was Paris Hilton.
  • These classes are part of every college's curriculum these days.
  • If you want to watch them matriculate, it'll cost ya $25.

    Theaters May Soon Be Ancient History - The $150 million Crusades movie "Kingdom of Heaven" made just $20 million over the weekend, becoming the third ancient history epic after "Alexander" and "Troy" to flop. Some conservatives slammed the film as anti-Christian and pro-Islamic, but it may just be part of a general trend, since it marked the 11th straight week that box office was lower than last year. In an Entertainment Weekly poll, 51 percent of Americans said they prefer seeing movies at home. Reasons cited include the long pre-movie ads, rude crowds, high ticket prices, the DVD will be out in two months, and most movies suck anyway. 27 percent chose "All of the above."

  • Also, at home, you can touch yourself during the sex scenes, and nobody calls the usher.
  • At home, you can eat a candy bar, a bowl of popcorn and a Coke without needing a second mortgage to pay for it.
  • Hollywood doesn't get it: they thought Middle America was clamoring for a long, self-important, pro-Islamic movie.
  • Hollywood is trying to give people what they want to see, like Paris Hilton being drowned in hot wax.

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