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"And God Created Woman"

And God Created Woman (1988) is Roger Vadim's remake of his charming 1956 film of the same name with Brigitte Bardot. The results this time were not nearly as charming. Rebecca De Mornay stars as a prisoner who tries to escape, only to hitch a ride with a gubernatorial hopeful who helps her break back into prison. She sneaks in through the gym, and ends up having a quickie with a handyman working there. She later discovers exactly whom gave her the ride, and asks him by phone to help with her parole. He tells her that her only chance is to get a solid citizen to marry her.

The handyman and De Mornay are obviously not a match made in heaven, and the rest of the film concerns how they battle, then find a common ground. Along the way, De Mornay forms a band, and seduces the would-be governor, and the handyman has sex with an unknown who shows breasts and bush. De Mornay spends half the film out of her clothes, with a lot of breast and bun shots, and possibly a hint of bush. Many of the New Mexico visuals are lovely, especially a historic house/museum where De Mornay and her husband are caught breaking in one of the beds. This DVD is no longer in distribution, and is a bare bones grainy transfer, although it is 1.85:1 Widescreen. There are rumors of an Unrated cut, but I can find no evidence of it being for sale anywhere. Lets hope they come out with a definitive release.

IMDB readers hate this at 4.1 of 10. Ebert gives 2 stars, but found the middle of the film interesting. Apollo says 49. If you have an interest in seeing De Mornay naked and in some pretty hot scenes, it might be worth a rental, but don't expect a good plot, or riveting performances. De Mornay was nominated for a Razzie for her performance. Lets call this a C-, as a barely passable soft core.

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  • Rebecca De Mornay (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24)
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    Extremities (1986) is based on a Broadway play of the same name, and stars Farrah Fawcett and James Russo. Its stage origin is painfully obvious, as it suffers from being too wordy, having very few characters or sets, and worse, the players still think they are on stage, as they play the parts too large, and are very careful not to step on each others lines, making conversations seem very stilted. Fawcett is nearly raped in her car, and she escapes and files a police report, but is informed that they won't find him, and even if they did, there was not enough evidence to hold him. The police don't even much care that the rapist has her wallet.

    Russo, the rapist, show sup at the house she shares with two roommates, and has a full day of torture planned. Fawcett manages to gain the upper hand, and is fairly serious about doing what the police said they couldn't. Fawcett has a definite nip slip while struggling with Russo, and a good pokie near the start of the film. There is also a brief shot where the rapist takes a breast out and sucks a nipple. Some think this must be a body double since there is no face in the shot. I think they may be Farrah for the following reasons. First, she does have the nip slip, so has already shown her nipple in the film. Second, there is no double in the credits for her, although a Russo stand-in is credited. Third, there are dirt spots on her back in the nipple kissing scene that are still there later when she is at the stove, and her face is visible in that scene. There is a shower scene, but it is cropped well above her breasts, even in the 4/3 version.

    IMDB readers say 5.8 of 10. I could find no credible on line reviews. Farrah was nominated for a Golden Globe in this reprise of her off-Broadway role. The story had some promise with the women finally takes control element, as well as a theme of victims lacking credibility (her roommates don't completely believe her), but there was not enough story or pace for a film here. C-.

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    New to DVD: Atlantic City, Louis Malle's quiet, forgotten character study about some small-timers with big dreams.

    • Susan Sarandon (1, 2, 3, 4)


    There is a new volume dedicated to Ursula Andress. She did nude scenes for nearly 20 years, and flashed some flesh in at least 13 pictures that I could determine (we have caps from 11 of those 13). She was still doing full frontal nudity when she was 42-43 years old, and she didn't just look good "for her age". She looked good for any age, as you saw in Cannibal God yesterday. (She was 42 when she made that film, but unaffected by gravity)

    Other crap:

    Follow up on "Deleted Spiderman footage hits the internet". Thanks to JokeGuy for his research.

    As requested, here is Kirsten Dunst lapping on some pussy.

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    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Our top story...

    Graphic Response
    • Diane Lane, one of my all-time personal favorite babes looking fantastic topless in "The Big Town" (1987).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    A couple o' months ago, the Senior Scoopy put together a killer folder of all the Michelle Bauer caps available; and I suggested we get to work capping everything that was left. Finally got around to putting my computer where my mouth is. Herewith an even dozen collages of Michelle in three productions. In ascending order of exposure these are Armed Response, Lady Avenger and Candid Candid Camera 4.

    One collage from Armed Response, a wet fart of a movie starring both David Carradine and Lee Van Cleef, directed by Fred Olen Ray. That combination of talent is the cinematic kiss of death. Only exposure is from Michelle, brief, poorly lighted and topless only, as she plays a stripper in a club where the bad guys hang out. Crimony, you got the R rating, you got the nekkid babe, now do something with her will you, Fred?!

    Second is Michelle in a couple of topless sport-humpin' scenes (collages 1-4) and a right-good lingerie scene (collage 5) from Lady Avenger. This one makes Armed Response look like the Battleship Potemkin. Gawd awful, 'cept for Michelle and, as we will see in just a sec, another babe of some fame.

    • Michelle in "Lady Avenger" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Best exposure is from the Candid Camera thingee, a videotape, not a movie. We got all three B's in major quantities. That's the good news. Bad news is the framing and lighting: the whole idea was to catch Michelle all nekkid and stuff AND catch the reaction of an unwitting male observer... which means the divine M fills only a part of the screen most of the time and the clandestine nature of it all means the lighting is piss poor. Collage 1 shows mainly Michelle's gorgeous bum, collage 2 is a feeble attempt at a more artsy display by yours truly, and collages 3 & 4 are full frontals, all from one long scene. Number 4 is my fave because the camera was focussed pretty tightly on her. Collages 5 and 5 are from a second scene with some more full frontal action. Ms. Bauer, who was Pet of the Month for July '81, looks fantastic in this 1985 production.

    • Michelle Bauer, full frontal and rear nudity in "Candid Candid Camera 4" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Keeping with the Guccione-type babes for a moment, let's go to Janine Lindemulder in Spring Fever USA. Before and after she went off to pornoland, Janine made a few legitimate movies. This one was released in 1988 and Janine was Pet of the Month in December 1987.

    Moving on to Hefmates we have Peggy Sands, as the lady avenger in Lady Avenger. Three collages show Peggy sport-humpin and topless (collages 1 and 2) and walking around braless in a white top (#3). If you don't recognize the name, body or face as being that of a playmate, I don't blame you one little bit. Neither did I. But The Bare Facts and at least two other on-line sources (but not IMDB) identify Peggy Sands as the future Peggy McIntaggart, Hefmate of January 1990. Between the time of filming this movie and appearing in the bunnymag, Peggy had some serious work done, not only on the bumpers but also the grillwork. Result: her hooters grew and her lower jaw shrank. And in having this work done, Peggy went from passably attractive (in this movie) to drop-dead gorgeous. Not that it did much for her career, which is a damn shame.

    • Peggy Sands (1, 2, 3)

    Penny Baker was Hefmate for January '84 and did a few movies afterward, but was unclothed only in Men's Club (1986). This is a topless-only, lying in bed and not moving much performance.

    Deborah Driggs did the Hefmate thing in March '90 and did a creditable job acting in Total Exposure (which I should add, is in contradistinction to Peggy Sands-McIntaggart, who easily turned in the worst performance by a female of any species in Lady Avenger. Really. You would have to suffer through it to appreciate how comically miserable was were acting in that movie). Four collages here, all topless. The first is dark and has Deb riding Jeff Conaway (although I can tell you without fear of contradiction that at no time did she remove her panties. Must be a new form of birth control). The others are better lighted and show her stripping down to her skivvies and then attempting to kick Season Hubley's ass. This fight was almost as one-sided as the Paula Jones butt-whoppin by Tonya Harding, but not nearly so much fun.

    • Deborah Driggs (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Okay, that's it for the original stuff. The rest are edited Tuna caps of Hefmates and Guccione Gals.

    Tuna posted some killer caps of Claudia Jennings in Deathsport a couple of months ago. But righteous dude and all-around good guy that he is, he sent me an additional sixty frames of Claudia (Hefmate for November '69 and Hefmate of the year for '69) from this 1978 movie. Finally found time to do them justice. Some of Tuna's previously submitted frames are in collage #1. I picked the best 35 of the new ones, mucked with them for a while and stuck them together in five more collages. Collages 1 and 3 show Claudia full-frontally nekkid whilst strapped down to a gurney. Collages 4-6 are topless caps of the same scene (the best of these is perhaps #5, in which Tuna's caps are so good they look like they came straight out of the bunnymag). Collage 2 is my favorite, with its mixture of interesting colors and a painfully beautiful Claudia. These were the days in which Hefmates were made of real stuff and real nice stuff.

    • Claudia Jennings, topless and full frontal. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Angel Boris was Hefmate for July '96 and had a few movie roles before and after. These are Tuna caps from the 1998 movie, Warlock III. Collage 1 has Angel stripping off her shirt in a scene where looks pretty much in control of things. By collage 2, however, things have changed dramatically. That collage has a double-B (boobs and bum) exposure. Collage three is a pair of reclined topless frames.

    • Angel Boris, topless (1, 2, 3)

    Let's finish off things with a couple more Pets. Samantha Phillips was pet of the month, June '93 and has stayed very busy. These two collages come from Scandal on the Other Side (#1) and Hot Springs Hotel: AWOL (#2). Cheryl Rixon was monthly pet for December '77 and yearly pet for '79. She did four movies but was unclothed only in this one, Used Cars (1980); these are topless caps of Cheryl's dress and Cheryl's bod going in different directions.

    Forgot to mention that I like the interest in Meg Foster and appreciate the tip about her exposure in Different Story. Only problem with that movie is it was released in R (Meg topless scene) and PG (no topless scene) versions and the one I have encountered.... repeatedly... is the PG version. Searched both coasts and maybe 50 video stores, found the movie in a half-dozen of them but in each case the PG comes burning through to my retinae.

    Chyler Leigh The star of "Not Another Teen Moive" looking great in a bikini top from the Marilyn Manson video for "Tainted Love" (which is on the DVD).

    Alexandra Neldel The lovely, blonde, German actress going topless in scenes from "Verliebte Jungs" (2001). Vidcaps by hitek.

    Charlotte Rampling Still going topless, and still looking mighty nice at age 55 in scenes from "Sous le sable" (2000).

    Morgan Fairchild A classic moment in 80's nudity history, Morgan's topless in the tub scene from "The Seduction" (1982).

    Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Of course, you were right about Julia Roberts not doing a nude scene. Guess she figures she doesn't have to follow Halle Berry's lead, since she already got an Oscar just for showing some cleavage (which in her case was quite a stretch). From IMDB News...

    Julia Keeps Her Clothes On
    Actress Julia Roberts has laughed off claims she will appear nude in the suggestively-titled movie Full Frontal. The Oscar-winning star called the Steven Soderbergh-directed movie her "nudie" flick last year, sparking rumours she would show off her birthday suit. However her representative says, "She's so fully dressed she's wearing long sleeves through the entire move." According to movie insiders, Roberts joked about the movie during an interview for Ocean's Eleven, claiming, "We're all naked in it."

    Also, there's a rumor that she's pregnant. You make the call! Click here for a photo.

    Not celebrity related, but a couple of items about new products you should check out. The inventiveness of some people never ceases to amaze me.

    First up, one that you'll want to see the picture for...

    Click here for the picture and story

    And next, one you have to visit the website for because I just can't bring myself to write about it...

    Check this out!