I guess today is
model day in the Fun House. We have actresses
too, so don't worry, it's not all ultra thin
waifs, but we do like to highlight the babes on
the catwalk from time to time. Our first offering
is the lovely Beri, showing off the results of
her saltine and celery diet.
I guess there is no
denying it...Mesh is in! If you have been
visiting lately, you've probably noticed the
influx of mesh designs too. When will the fashion
world ever learn? I am by no means a top
designer, but I know that I speak for the world
when I say these three things about clothing.
Scoopy Jr.'s Fashion Commandments are 1) No
Corduroy 2) No Mesh 3) No Polyester. Please
people, I beg of you, let the 70's go!
It seems that Neve
gets more popular all the time. We get requests,
and submission of the sexy, young starlet almost
daily. Now it is true that she doesn't do nudes,
but lately she's been doing more frequent studio
and magazine pics, and with each pic, she seems
to give us just a little extra. This first scan
is from the cover of Details magazine and even on
the newstand, she's showing off how tight her
This next one is a
companion pic to one we ran earlier this week.
It's Neve in a see-thru t-shirt.
Say it isn't so!!! If
you haven't already heard the news, Baywatch has
repo'd some red suits! Angelica Bridges, Marliece
Andrada, and Traci Bingham all got the axe! And
Carmen and Donna are quiting too! Oh the
humanity! Well, I guess there is still hope. In
fact, have no fear, if you're upset about the
tragic loss of our red swim suit embassadors of
water saftey, remember, Hasselhoff does have a
pretty good track record for hiring hot babes!
So, in loving mammory, I mean in loving memory!
Here is the former lifeguard, Angelica. Scan by
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Kara Young in
B&W. In the IMDb she only has one film
credit, Eddie Murphy's "Coming to
America". I guess her film career would have
done better, but I think Eddie went out her a few
times, and then discovered that she wasn't a
transvestite and had to dump her.
Silicon Club Member series, Sonja Kirchberger. If
you don't know who she is, well neither do I, but
her filmography looks like the menu at
Octoberfest, so I guess she's pretty well known
in Germany. But of course, Hasselhoff is still
the big winner over there!
A full frontal vidcap
of Amy Locane.
Kimberly Page, WCW's
babe/manager Diamond Doll Kimberly. From
Excalibur's Silicon Club Member series.
Cassandra Peterson as
a mostly naked version of her famous alter ego,
Rare vidcaps of Meg
Ryan actually showing off her goodies. Vidcaps by
Don Bun from "The Doors".