The Turtle
Remedios Cervantes (1, 2, 3, 4) paparazzi caught her topless for the first time ever. She is a soap opera actress, TV hostess, and was Miss Spain in 1986.
Kathleen Turner (1, 2) a significant improvemment in the pictures of Miss Turner onstage in The Graduate in London, including a fairly clear shot of Fort Bushy in the second one.
Angelica Domroese "Legend of Paul and Paula"
Heidemarie Wenzel "Legend of Paul and Paula"
Julia Brendler "Reise in die Nacht"
Julia Richter "Lieb mich"
Katja Riemann "Nur aus Liebe"
Nadine Boettcher "Inge, April & May"
Naomi Krauss "Lieb mich"
Silke Matthias "Inge, April & May"
Ulrike Kriener "Reise in die Nacht"
  • Lisa Bonet, Angel Heart, from the Dream Team. Caps by Tuna. Collages by FR.
  • Blinky's Runway Report
    Heather Stohler (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Number two and three are excellent see-throughs. The last one is not bad.
    UC 99 Caps
    Janet Agren from "Aragosta y Colazione"
    Janet Agren from "Aragosta y Colazione"
    Rochelle Swanson from "Mutual Needs"
    Vanessa Paradis "Noce Blanche"
    WhyScan's Page Three Report
    If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
    Today's Page 3 girl.... NONE. Yesterday was Sunday; there is no page number three in England on Sunday. It skips from Page Two directly to Page 11, in honor of the nine Rights of Englishmen that King John tore out of the Magna Carta when the others weren't looking. Those included the right to good teeth, the right to a decent meal, the right to a healthy tan, and the right to ski-jump. How different the world would be today if John hadn't gotten away with his ruse. Today's substitute is Jamelah, 25, from Brighton, in the edition from last Sept 11th. I don't recommend these. (1) The four pictures are almost identical (2) They are non-nudes! (1, 2, 3, 4)
    and ...
    Nikki Cox in "Unhappily", from DAI
    Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Death Ride to Osaka", from DonBun. I can't remember seeing this scene capped before.
    Cheri Oteri on "SNL", from Elliffen. Not nude, of course, but I thought it was quite sexy.
    Jan Hooks cleavage on 3rd Rock, from Snowblind
    Irina Bjorklund exceptionally good captures and presentation of a difficult night scene in "Ambush", from ABYS
    Elizabeth Hurley The Night caps some more Austin Powers action. This time lots of cleavage, baby, yeah.
    Kristen Johnston The Night caps some more Austin Powers action.
    Miss Kitty more of The Kat from Insurrextion
    Joy Brook in "The Bill"
    Simone Walraven Flurk's version of "Donna, Donna" (Scanman's version above)
    Zara Phillips paparazzi sunbathing shot. Hard to see anything.
    Neve Campbell non-nudes from in "Three to Tango"
    Laure Sainclair non-nudes from "RVF"
    Lucy Lawless kind of a see-through on the Maxim cover, from Chumba

    Members Bonuses


    "Frankenhooker", from Tuna

    Sometimes you just have to return to the classics. "Battleship Potemkin" was out of stock at Blockbuster, so Tuna did "Frankenhooker" and "Bound and Gagged".

    "Frankenhooker" is a comedy-gore flick in the general line that leads from "American Werewolf in London" to "Idle Hands". Of course, both of those films have good production values, capable directors, and good casts. "Frankenhooker" was produced for about five bucks, including salaries. It was directed by Frank Henenlotter, director of "Basket Case", a noted grade-z legend, and Joe Bob Briggs' all-time favorite movie.

    Our hero loses his girl to a freak lawnmower accident. I think she was trying to wave down Richard Farnsworth, but he just couldn't stop. Anyway, if this happened to you or me, we would have to find ways to deal with our grief, but we're not eccentric amoral electricians who can become geniuses when we drill into our brains. He is. So he decides that he has the technology to rebuild the girl. He steals her head from the police lab. He creates some superdrugs, gets some ho's to use them, the ho's explode, and he uses the scattered body parts to build his Frankenhooker. Etc.

    thumbnails Charlotte Helmcamp (1, 2, 3, 4) Gitan Golden (1) Jennifer Debra (1, 2, 3, 4) Patty Mullen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Hookers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13) Stripper (1)


    "Bound and Gagged", from Tuna

    I have never seen a thorough capping job on this film, either.

    Tuna's comments on this film: "Bound & Gagged: A Love Story" is Ginger Lynn Allen's first attempt at mainstream film. It is a sort of Thelma and Louise road movie. Ginger has an abusive husband and a woman lover. The woman decides to kidnap Ginger and take her to be "de-programmed." A male friend who caught his wife cheating and attempted suicide accompanies them. For me, this film didn't quite work. The acting was fine, and the plot seemed promising, but I don't think they ever quite decided if they were making a comedy or action movie. There was not a lot of action, and they telegraphed all of the jokes. None of the characters were really likeable either. All in all, it was a near miss."

    thumbnails Elizabeth Saltarrelli (1, 2, 3, 4) Ginger Lynn Allen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10) Mary Ella Ross (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)



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    Bobbie Phillips, "Luscious Lola" Jamie Lee Curtis, "Grandview USA"

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