Friday

 

 

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

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Chained Heat 3

1998

Another "Babe in Bondage" day as Kate Rodger gets all tied up and topless in "Chained Heat 3: Hell Mountain". Caps with a clip.

 

 

TV Land

Over in TV Land we have oh so cute Chelsea Hightower of "Dancing with the Stars" putting on a nice leg & thigh show as she visits "Kimmel" after her dancing partner lost last week. Caps with an HD clip.

 

 

 

 

 

La Belle Noiseuse

1991

If Emmanuelle Beart's career had consisted entirely of this film, she might still hold the all-time record for most screen nudity by a mainstream actress. It's a four hour movie and she is stark naked for about half of it. I doubt that you could find another mainstream actress who has spent two full hours completely naked on camera - not Nastassia Kinski, nor Helen Mirren, nor Kate Winslet. I can't think of one who might top this.

But that movie represents only one of many Beart nude scenes over a period of more than two decades, and she's still adding to the list now, 20 years later. She's not just a screen nudity Hall of Famer; she's the Babe Freakin' Ruth of screen nudity.

The funniest stat about this film from IMDb:

  • Running time in France: 236 minutes.
  • Running time in South Korea: 93 minutes.

Emmanuelle Beart clips here. Caps below.
 

PICS

Eliza Dushku shows some spectacular legs and a good deal of her ass in the first episode of Dollhouse

Daria Werbowy stark naked

Rosie Perez in Do The Right Thing

Here's Dana Lis Mason in the tender screen romance Zombie Death House ...

... and Tane McClure in the same screen classic

 

 

Film Clips

Clementine Celarie in Le Siffleur, the funniest of the French Pie rip-offs of the popular American Pie series. Le Finche, Le Papa de Jim, and L'Oz were also entertaining. OK, I admit I have no idea what this really is. Anyway, here's the clip. Sample below.

Helen Mirren was the queen of frontal nudity in her day. Here are three of her most revealing performances: Hussy, Savage Messiah, and The Cook, The Thief, etc.

Nicole Kidman hasn't really done a lot of nudity, at least when measured on the Mirren Scale or the Beart Scale, but she has done at least some nudity in a lot of movies, like: Birth, Birthday Girl, Portrait of a Lady, and Fur

Erica Garcia and Rebecca Cheney in Mother's Little Helpers

Susie Porter in Better Than Sex