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"Dream with the Fishes"
Dream with the Fishes (1997) is a buddy/road trip/dying man film that manages to avoid becoming a melodrama. As a matter of fact, it manages to move constantly in unexpected directions. Terry (David Arquette) is a loner, withdrawn from society, and a voyeur. He spends his off time watching neighbors through binoculars. Nick and Liz (Brad Hunt and Kathryn Erbe) live across the street, and have a very different problem. Nick is dying. Nick runs into Terry in a liquor store and follows him to a bridge, which Terry is planning on jumping from, but convinces him that sleeping pills are a much better answer, as some people survive the jump. When Terry changes his mind at the last minute, and goes to the hospital, he discovers Nick has given him vitamins. Furious, he confronts Nick, and they arrive at a bargain. Nick wants to live a few fantasies before he dies, and Terry has the money to afford them.
Terry will fund the road trip, and Nick will kill him before he dies in return. So here we have the set-up. A man who is dying and wants to live, and a man who wants to die. Among the fantasies is nude bowling with hookers, played by Kristina Robbins and Katherine Copenhaver. I don't want to write a spoiler, but the film manages to stay fresh and interesting, and all characters find some sort of redemption in the end. While neither lead is very likeable, we still somehow empathize with them.
Erbe shows breasts in two voyeur scenes, and Robbins and Copenhaver show breasts and buns in the bowling alley. IMDB readers have this at 6.3 of 10. Ebert and Berardinelli both award three stars, calling it flawed, but a very good first effort from freshman director Finn Taylor. The film was shot to be very grainy, probably to set the mood, but better cinematography would not have weakened the story for me. I detest dying man films, but enjoyed this one, which was far more interesting, as it focuses on the problems of living, rather than those of dying. C+
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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Things Behind the Sun (2001)
Things Behind the Sun is a movie so
intensely personal that it is uncomfortable to watch.
Writer/Director Alison Anders was raped when she was 12 years old,
then brutally manhandled by a stepfather until she ran away from
home at 17. This period in her life left her damaged in many ways,
and she has probably struggled to cope with and understand the
damage to this very day. She took all of the outrage and sadness
about her interrupted childhood and put it into this movie.
Kim Dickens plays the character who
serves as Anders's alter ego. She's the lead singer of a garage band
which has started to attract some notice on the college radio
stations because of a cult hit which is really about the rape
incident. A writer from a magazine like Rolling Stone realizes that
he knew this woman when they were children, and endeavors to write
an article about her burgeoning career. In reality, he was her best
friend in childhood, and he is also one of the boys who raped her.
His big brother engineered the rape, and forced the younger brother
to participate after the older boys were finished. The brutal
incident affected him as much as it affected Dickens. He has never
been able to make love to a woman. She has spent her adult life
getting drunk and re-enacting the rape with multiple strangers.
When he arrives to begin the
interviews, he realizes that Dickens doesn't remember anything about
their childhood friendship, and has repressed all memories of the
rape itself. Dickens thinks at first that his real agenda is her
music, and her attitude toward him keeps shifting as more and more
is revealed.
This film has a very economical
script and a gritty feeling of reality to it. The first half doesn't
establish much emotional connection to the characters, but the
second half is intense, involving, and sad, leaving a bit of room
for hope at the end.
I really found myself being
impressed and drawn in by the stark honesty of the script, but I
have to caution you that the film has some limitations:
- Anders couldn't get the funding
to shoot it on 35mm, so the entire project went to DV. The
cinematography is quite competent, but it definitely looks cheap
and homemade.
- It is a movie about a band with
limited talent. The film shows them playing their music far more
than I thought was necessary, including full-length numbers. The
way I see it, if the film is about Mozart or Elvis or the Beatles,
load up on the music, but if it is about a garage band ... well,
there's only so much bad music I can handle. Show me a little bad
music if you must, so I can get the points that need to be made,
but don't drag it out.
Although the DV quality kinda stinks (the DVD is
probably worse video quality than an average VHS), I spent time on
it and captured many similar frames. It is not often that a
mainstream actress like Kim Dickens does open-leg shots. In fact,
Dickens hasn't really done all that much nudity at all outside of
this film - a dark topless scene in Truth or Consequences, and a
single breast in Hollow Man - so this is really the Holy Grail of
nudity for her fans.
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Other crap:
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The 100 Greatest Movie Stars of All Time This could be the
dumbest list ever. Ewan McGregor finishing ahead of Cary Grant?
Nicolas Cage beating Chaplin? James Cagney does NOT make the list. Leonardo DiCaprio does. 'Nuff
said.
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Here's the latest,
updated version of The A-List, the celebrity gossip page.
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French Army knife
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your defense against mind
control
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Travolta and Newton-John to reunite for Grease 3. In a
surprising development, they are both still alive, er ... stayin'
alive.
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Halle
voted world's most beautiful woman
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Wal-Mart
pulls Maxim, Stuff and FHM from its shelves
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Saddam's son Qusai took a billion dollars in cash - 90% in US
currency, 10% in Euros - from a bank just before the fall of
Baghdad. It took three trucks.
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Two inventors in Dallas are arousing interest with their new
product:
An electronic device that is supposed to cut in half the time it
takes for a woman to have an orgasm.
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Our
favorite Pepsi drinkin' Mousketeer is almost falling out of her
blouse again
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A German nightclub says it has doubled its turnover and reduced
the level of violence after it started using naked women as
bouncers.
Dalton, now obsolete, leaves the Double Deuce, and goes back to
get his philosophy Ph.D.
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Tina Fey signs a four million dollar deal to stay on SNL two more
years
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Great article on Mrs Paul McCartney, including topless pics. I
wish the Sun had a U.S. edition.
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1950s ultrababe
Suzy Parker has died
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ASHTON
KUTCHER sat down with Rolling Stone magazine to talk
about introducing the BUSH twins -- JENNA and
BARBARA -- to his hookah.
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During
a speech Monday, President Bush disclosed for the first time the
pivotal role the 1984 science-fiction adventure film The Last
Starfighter played in his decision to enter politics.
(satire from The Onion) The picture shows a Last Starfighter
poster in the Oval Office.
Here
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick
Locke, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
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Strange Pic o' the Day
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I know John Stamos hasn't had a decent job since "Full House" went off the air, but did you know he became a toothless beggar? At least that's what he looks like these days!
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Hankster
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'Caps and comments by Hankster:
Today we pay a return visit to the television series "Son of the Beach".
We feature my favorite Kim Oja, the first 2 scenes should be titled puppy love, check those out it's hilarious.
Then the beautiful Kim has her top torn open.
And then she becomes a "Babe in Bondage" in her bra and panties.
The final scenes she cons her captor into releasing her, he thinks to have sex, but she lowers the boom on him.
- Kim Oja
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Vejiita
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Charlie Spradling
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Full dorsal nudity and breast exposure in scenes from 1990's "Mirror, Mirror".
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Cynda Williams
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Breast exposure in a love scene from "Fallen Angels".
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Linda Kozlowski |
Mrs. Crocodile Dundee topless in a very sweaty sex scene from the 1994 movie "Backstreet Justice".
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Patricia Skeriotis |
The Greek-American actress showing breasts and bum, also in scenes from "Backstreet Justice".
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Mr. Nude Celeb
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Mr. Nude Celeb takes a loot at the big screen adaptaion of the Anne Rice novel, "Interview with the Vampire".
Here's my quick review...
There were way too many bad wigs and Tom Cruise must have spent some serious time preparing for his role by taking a "Learn to Act like Shatner" class, But at least there was some nice cleavage and nudity.
- Indra Ové the "New Orleans Whore" showing impressive cleavage.
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- Jeanette Kontomitras, credited as the "Woman in Square, topless and full frontal nudity.
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- Laure Marsac, the "Mortal Woman on Stage" being stripped down to reveal very nice frontal nudity.
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Variety
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Jewel
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The singer/songwriter showing some very nice cleavage in #1, and wearing a see-thru top revealing a black bra in #2.
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Paz Vega
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The Spanish babe shows all 3 B's and can be seen handling her co-stars fully loaded weapon in scenes from "Lucía y el sexo" (2001).
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Julie Strain
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The tall, busty B-movie mega-star bares her robo-bigguns and shows us a thong view in scenes from "Heavenly Hooters".
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Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
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Pat's comments in yellow...
NEW "HARRY POTTER" BOOK FOUND IN FIELD
How Weasely! - A man walking across a field in Suffolk, England, was
stunned to stumble over two advance copies of the super-secret upcoming
book, "Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix." He gave them to the Sun
tabloid, which returned them to the publisher, saying they wouldn't reveal
the contents and spoil it for kids. But there's at least one other in
circulation: someone called the Sun and offered them the first three
chapters for a "suitcase full of cash," which they refused.
They'd just used their last suitcase full of cash to buy pictures of
Posh Spice without makeup.
They didn't want to have an evil spell put on them.
A tabloid turns down a scoop because it would be unethical?! Wow, Harry
Potter CAN work magic!
TRAVOLTA & NEWTON-JOHN TO DO "GREASE 3"
"Stayin' Awake" - According to the Hollywood Reporter, John Travolta and
Olivia Newton-John agreed to co-star in a "Grease 3." They will play the
same characters going to a 1970s high school reunion, with kids who are
into the disco scene.
Disco combined with doo-wop?! Just TRY to keep me away!
Special cameo appearance by Farrah Fawcett as "Drunk Girl."
It ends with them all being busted by the Fashion Police.
They had to agree, the way fans demanded more after "Grease 2."
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