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. Emmanuelle

  • If you haven't ever seen the original Emmanuelle, and you speak English well, get the dubbed copy and watch it. It was pompous, shallow and naive in 1974, one of those brain-dead sexual liberation films so popular in that era (Harrad Experiment, Bob and Carol ...), but you can't even imagine what it's like now. In addition to seeing some nice women naked, you'll get one of the best laughs of your life. The entire thing is some kind of masturbatory fantasy, told entirely from the male POV (the male leads never remove even their shirts!) - which makes it doubly weird, because most of the dialogue is spoken by women. One of the male leads, Alain Cluny, was about 2000 years old when he made the movie (thank God about that shirt thing), and his voice is dubbed in by a young man. Sylvia Crystal's voice is dubbed by someone who sounds like Melanie Griffith starring in The Carol Wayne Story and trying to document Carol's helium abuse. Anyway, here's Sylvia.
  • Sylvia underwater
  • more of Sylvia
  • Sylvia and Jeanne Colletin
  • the same two women. Did you see that Kidman was not nominated for a Tony? Shouldn't she at least get some kind of special achievement award, and asked to perform some scenes of my choosing at the Tony awards show?
  • Colletin alone, showing her lower part
  • Christine Boisson
  • Marika Green
  • and everyone's favorite scene from Emmanuelle - from the Bangkok strip club, and Letterman's #1 reason to light up a White Owl.





  • OOPS! I said a couple days ago that Snowblind was a new contributor, and it turns out he's been sending stuff to Scoopy Jr for ages! Sorry 'bout that. Here's his caps of Zeta in "The Mask of Zorro". (No or minimal nudity, although I'm not sure what I'm looking at in that cap in the bottom center))
  • Here's Lisa Raye in "The Player's Club"
  • Monica Calhoun in "The Player's Club"
  • and a couple of scans: wrestling's Sable (no nudity)
  • and Daryl Hannah. (no nudity but really sexy)





  • a real assortment from Crow today. here's the Best Buns contest on Howard Stern. Why didn't they put Howard on that new dollar? He has a distinguished profile, and is a fine American. OK, he's not dead, but .... The new U.S. Dollar will be gold colored so it won't be confused with quarters, and it will feature a picture of Sacajawea carrying a papoose. (She was the guide who led Lewis and Clark into the Indian Casino). This manages to pander to many minorities simultaneously. The other side shows a gay baby harp seal being eased into a van by loving black zoologists, who are parked in fromt of a wildlife shelter that has adequate parking for the disabled. The dollar itself, of course, commemorates the fact us that after Sacajawea led the white men into her native territory, they took every dollar she and the other Indians had. As God, in his divine mercy and wisdom, had ordained.
  • more Buns from the master of all media, space and time. Did you read the latest on Shatner? He now claims, in "Get a Life", that he overacted on purpose because he was acting on a cardboard bridge with Christmas lights for controls! He says he had to do some "high-octane hand wringing" to make the monsters more threatening. OK. I wonder how he explains T.J. Hooker and Big, Bad Mama and his masterfully understated version of "Mr. Tambourine Man"
  • China Chou in "The Big Hit" (no nudity)
  • China Chou in "The Big Hit"(no nudity)
  • Christina Applegate in "The Big Hit" (no nudity)
  • Gorgeous George and Rick Flair. Gorgeous seems to be popping out again.




    more from Stern

  • Mergascan put all these together. Cheryl shows Howard her privates. The electronic censorship doesn't get every frame. If you are patient, like mergaman, you can find treasures.
  • Cheryl
  • Cheryl
  • Cheryl
  • Cheryl
  • Cheryl
  • Cheryl
  • Stephanie, another guest
  • Stephanie





    from FR

  • Paulina Porizkova stark naked in "Thursday"
  • Paulina Porizkova in "Thursday"
  • Paulina Porizkova in "Thursday"




    from Mongoose

  • Claudia Jennings in the screen classic "Gator Bait"
  • Claudia Jennings in "Gator Bait"
  • Janit Baldwin in "Gator Bait"
  • Janit Baldwin in "Gator Bait"
  • Tracy Sebastian in "Gator Bait"