TV Recap

The Sunday edition of Naked News had some segments which were out of the ordinary:

Carli Bei visited Hedonism resort

Eila Adams, Whitney St, John and Carli Bei volunteered to undergo hypnosis - with some surprising results

Eila Adams pranced around the beach naked in her latest fitness segment (see below)


Ulrike C Tscharre was topless in a TV film called Wer Wind Saet  (aired 043015)


Cassie Ventura (singer, actress, Diddy's life partner) in a TV ad for 3 AM perfume


Sheridan Smith in The C Word, a BBC made-for-TV film that aired over the weekend

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Scoop's note:

I decided that the resumption of The L Word can wait so that we can switch over to two of my favorite nude roles: first Valerie Kaprisky in La femme publique and then Kate Beckinsale in Uncovered!

La Femme Publique


1080hd. Part 1 of 4

The first clip of Valerie Kaprisky (sample below)


The Players


Clara Ponsot


Continuing the homage to Sid James, who died of a heart attack in 1976,

and finishing off the Carry On series of films. This time, starting with 1970.

Carry on Up the Jungle

Jacki Piper shows some see-through nipples when she gets wet in Carry on Up the Jungle (1970)

and Joan Sim’s body double is briefly topless.

Valerie Leon shows a lot of cleavage.

Carry on Loving

No nudity in Carry on Loving (1970) but there are a lot of sexy women, some in their underwear:

Alexandra Dane

Imogen Hassall

Jacki Piper

Janet Mahoney

Patricia Franklin

Valerie Shute

A couple not identified

Carry on Henry

Barbara Windsor bares her bum in Carry on Henry (1971)

and there is lots of cleavage by Margaret Nolan,

Marjie Lawrence

and Monika Dietrich.



All comments by Johnny Moronic:

The last of the Pedro Almodóvar update, well for the moment anyway..

Matador is a 1986 drama where aspiring bullfighter Ángel (Antonio Banderas) takes the advice of his mentor Diego Montez (Nacho Martínez) and finds a woman in the same way that he fights a bull. HIs first 'victim' is neighbour and Diego's lover Eva (Eva Cobo), but the attempted rape goes badly ending more in embarrassment for both. The next day, Ángel confesses to a detective (Eusebio Poncela) of the rape, but when Eva is contacted to complete the complaint, she declines preferring to move on. But Ángel hasn't finished there and confesses to a bunch of related rape/murders although the detective is not convinced of his guilt. A renowned lawyer María Cardenal (Assumpta Serna) takes his case, but Ángel gets the distinct feeling he has seen her before. During investigations, María meets Diego and sparks fly immediately and both become increasingly obsessed with each other the deeper the case gets. Meanwhile, the detective continues his doubt of the timid Ángel being capable of these crimes and enlists sympathetic psychiatrist Julia (Carmen Maura) to help prove otherwise and focus his investigations on Diego as the possible killer. But why has Ángel have intimate knowledge of these crimes and what is his connection to María and/or Diego?

Totally forgot about this early Almodóvar movie until I was looking for other movies of his and realised I'd never actually seen Matador and boy this one is real shock to the senses. It opens with Diego masturbating to a cheap looking Jess Franco type movie then María killing a bloke during sex and finishing herself off as she lays there dead. Then there's the attempted rape. Matador really goes all out early and this is a rare mix of sex and violence for an Almodóvar movie. While there's still touches of humour throughout the movie (my favourite being the showdown ending thwarted by an eclipse!), this is the darkest film he ever made and I gotta say that this definitely surprised me, but in a good way. Definitely one strange beast of a movie.

Eva Cobo film clips (collage below)

Assumpta Serna film clips (collages below)

unidentified women film clips (sample below)

Film and TV Clips

Cassandra Swaby in Bedlam (2015) in 720p

Daisy Ridley in Silent Witness (e144) in 1080hd

Michelle Monaghan in Fort Bliss (2014), size 1920x1080

Ane Dahl Torp in 1001 Grams (2014) in 1080hd


Kelly Brook lounging around naked