Info about: Control Alt Delete
DVD and boob-ray release in June. First scene is the massively stacked Laura
Bertram in a 69 sex position.
Let The Game Begin
I'm not sure what the deal is on the 2011 date, but this is an atrocious film
that attempts to be a relationship comedy - I think. Mostly it just wanders
around aimlessly, is arranged illogically, is cut confusingly, and spends a
lot of time on unimportant minor characters. Of course the director may have
gone with the minor characters because his star was so weak - it's the one
dude from American Pie who was completely forgettable. Of course we remember
Stifler best from those films, but he was really the nemesis of our heroes, a
group of four friends. There was Oz, the handsome lacrosse jock who loved to
sing. There was Finch, the intellectual bullshitter. There was Jim, the shy
pie-fucker whose dad was Eugene Levy. And then there was that other dude who
did nothing special and had no personality. Well that other dude is the star
of this film. Although he's supposed to be a doctor turned internet
millionaire, he still looks and sounds like a naive high school kid, and is
not believable either in medicine or in business.
They can bypass that 2011 release date and bury this one completely if they
would like to avoid embarrassment.
Lots of Canadians in this one.
I'm not sure this is
Patricia Stasiak, but Spaz offers that as his best guess.