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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

Junior is in Kentucky or some such place, and I , Uncle Scoopy, am your EmCee for a while.


I followed some links to some other links and ended up (don't ask) on the official list of Catholic Patron Saints. Here are some you may enjoy:

The Patron Saint of:  is:
Peruvian Television St. Martin de Porres
Dog Bites St. Ubald
Vinegar makers St. Vincent of Saragossa
Dance St. Vitus
Convenience store employees St. Eloi
Hemorrhoid Sufferers St. Fiacre
Venereal Disease St. Fiacre
The Bolivian Navy Our Lady of the Copacabana

I didn't make any of those up. You can find the list here. The one that puzzles the hell out of me is the patron saint of the Bolivian Navy.  Not only can I not figure out why they need a patron saint, but if you look at a map, you will join me in wondering exactly why Bolivia needs a navy. I am guessing that of all the world's navies, they have the lowest incidence of seasickness.

Hey, I guess that means that the patron saint is doing her job!

Someday I am going to have to read the hagiography of St Fiacre to see how he got the job as patron saint of all Naughty Bits. Is that pronounced "Saint Fucker"?


Hey, Scoop

"This letter is actually for Brainscan

Meg Foster had some other nudity in the 1978 movie "A Different Story" with Perry King.  They play lesbian and gay roommates who marry to keep him in the country.  Look for the scene when they get drunk and celebrate his birthday.  The nudity is breasts only as I recall, and is brief.

She also appeared with her "Adam at 6 A.M." co-star [Michael Douglas], when she was on his TV show "The Streets of San Francisco" (once).   And on a topical note she was also on "Baretta" a couple of times."


"Hey Scoop. Did you know you can actually register a .tk domain name for free, instantly! Try it out. I registered it so that will point to, and it worked about two seconds after I registered it. Even though it is really only a mask, it is tres cool!"



Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated

There are new volumes in the Encyclopedia for Julie Delpy, Kim Delaney, and Dana Delany




More from the new issue of Celebrity Sleuth, which is dedicated to chanteuses.

Not only them, Howard, but female singers as well.

If that reference is obscure for you, it is a word game that Howard Cosell and Dandy Don Meredith used to play on Monday Night Football. Here is a typical exchange:

Howard: that touchdown drive was inexorable.

Dandy: not only that Howard, but the defense couldn't seem to stop it.


  • Courtney Love at various sizes. At her max, she was overweight with large implants. Lately, she is quite slim and had her saline implants removed. I never thought I'd say it, but she looks pretty good. (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Mica Paris. R&B singer who is better known in the UK, where she's had four albums sell fairly well. (1, 2)
  • Corey Parks of Nashville Pussy. She's 6'3' and street tough, so you can bet I have only very complimentary things to say. (1, 2)
  • Texas Terri. A true part of our Texas heritage, to go with BBQ, Willie Nelson, and the Alamo. OK, I don't really know who the hell she is, but she's pretty scary, so I won't give her any lip, especially since her name indicates that she may live nearby. I guess you can figure it out at (1, 2)
  • Nikka Costa (1, 2). Sleuth points out that her godfather is the ultimate godfather - Frank Sinatra himself.
  • Jennifer Young, daughter of, Gig Young, the original Waco Kid in Blazing Saddles (he lasted one day of filming - see the story in the Blazing Saddles review).


Here are the latest movie reviews available at

  • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
  • If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined there might be something of interest.
  • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
  • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

"Cruel and Unusual"

Cruel and Unusual (2001) is a direct to vid Canadian film which has been released in Australia and the US. IMDB, for some unaccountable reason, has decided to call it Watchtower. This thriller has absolutely no tension or suspense, but is full of gorgeous scenics of Vancouver, BC. In scene one, we see Tom Berenger kill Elizabeth Carol Savenkoff, so, right off, we know he is a killer. In scene two, we see him kill a man who picked him up hitchhiking with the same knife to the heart method he used on the woman. We now know he is a serial killer who befriends his victims, then puts them out of their misery.

We are then introduced to a lovelorn Rachel Hayward and her younger brother, who is in trouble with the law, and will be half of a lighthouse crew for the year to avoid jail. The kid has an attitude and a poor self-image. Of course, the murdered man was to be his partner at the lighthouse, and Berenger takes the man's place. A clever three-year-old could predict the plot from here, and he would be exactly right. Savenkoff, who is better known as a voice actress, shows breasts in a shower scene, then again in bed with Berenger just before he kills her. Hayward shows breasts in several very dark sex scenes with Berenger.

Not enough have seen this for a score, and the only review I was able to find agreed completely with me. The DVD transfer is good, the sound track is also nice, and the scenics are nearly worth the rental price, but a thriller with no thrills, no action, and no suspense is about as useful as a basketball court with no baskets. D+.

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  • EC Savenkoff (1, 2, 3)
  • Rachel Hayward (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)




    Stripes (1981) is one of my favorite Bill Murray comedies, and has a lot of nudity, so this was an enjoyable day. Bill Murray and best bud Harold Ramis are going nowhere fast in life, and Murray talks Ramis into joining the Army with him. They are not ideal recruits in boot camp, and are in an entire company of equally inept would-be soldiers. They constantly run afoul of their training Sergeant, Warren Oates, but are befriended by female MPs P.J. Soles and Sean Young. They pull off a precision drill at graduation, are the platoon is picked for a choice assignment in Italy with an RV conversion, AKA Urban Assault Vehicle. Through a comedy of errors, they end up behind the Soviet curtain.

    There are many laugh-out-loud situations, and great performances from the likes of John Candy, John Larroquette and Judge Reinhold. Early in the film, Murray's then-girlfriend Roberta Leighton is seen in nothing but panties changing clothes, just before she leaves him. We see the WACs shower room, with several women naked including full-frontal, and lots of topless women in a club where John Candy takes on most of them in a mud wrestling contest.

    IMDB readers have it at 6.8 of 10, a very good score for a comedy. US gross was $83.4m against a $10m budget. There is a sanitized TV version without the nudity. Comedy doesn't get a lot better than this, although it will mean more to someone who has been through basic training. It is equally popular with men and women, and voting is even for all ages at IMDB. I give this a B-, as even those who prefer drama or action will probably enjoy this one.

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  • Mud Wrestlers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • WACS (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Roberta Leighton (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

  • Graphic Response

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    I'm not sure if this is your cup of tea or not, but I've attached several  photos of Sherry Lynne White that I recently shot for our sites. She is
    well  known among Playboy enthusiasts and has established a promising acting and modeling career. This is the write up if you want to use it.

    "For those Funhouse readers not familiar with her, Sherry Lynne White was featured in a Playboy Magazine pictorial in Sept of 2000 while she was still in the US Navy, has appeared in numerous TV shows including Baywatch Hawaii and Fantasy Island and done many national commercials including for Miller Beer and Navy. These are her first non-Playboy nudes ever shot and I did these multiple images with direct permission from the sites."

    • Sherry Lynne White (1, 2)


    More of Lana Clarkson on the rack.

    • Lana Clarkson topless (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Joan Collins

    The venerable actress in 1978's "Fearless". Although Joan is English, she hasn't done much Shakespeare. Oh, yeah, she always says "I did Shakespeare", but she ain't talking about acting in his plays. In the same sense, she also did Chaucer, Homer, Anthony Newley, and nine of Suetonius's Twelve Caesars, including three at once.

    (1, 2,)

    as seen in GQ

    Sophie Marceau in "Fidelity"

    Julie Delpy in "La Noche Oscura"

    Maryam D'Abo in "XTro"

    Holly Valence in "Kiss Kiss" (video)

    Laetitia Casta a bit of stray areola that I have not seen before

    Pat Reeder
    a movie with 825 naked actors

    Another one you have to see the pictures for.  This should certainly
    exhaust your vidcappers.