Nuc-a-thon |
For quite some time
now, the Sunday edition has been monopolized by
one scanner, named Nuc. Although he doesn't shun
the occasional picture of Jennifer Connelly or
one of the other internet cliches, his raison
d'etre is to document those who fall through the
cracks. The never-weres, the would-bes, the
would-have-beens, and the cultural fringe. When
he does send over a world-famous superceleb, it
is generally a seldom-seen shot, like this vidcap
of Jane Fonda. This picture is confusing to me.
It is obviously after the implants, as you can
see from her reclining position, but I thought
the implants were fairly recent, and I didn't
know she had done nude scenes since getting them.
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Isabel Pasco. 30ish
European actress featured in many French and
Italian films. Internationally best known as
Miranda in "Prospero's Books"
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Irene Papas
(nee:Irene Lelekou) . "Zorba, teach me to
dance". Her movie career began in 1953 in
"Man From Cairo" with George Raft, and
she's still at it.
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Holly Floria. On the
image her name is misspelled "Florida".
Haven't seen her around since "Acupulco
H.E.A.T."
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Grace Morley. Was in
three cheapo movies in 1992-1993. Don't know a
thing about her. Like the muscles, though.
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Glynnis O'Connor. Cap
from "California Dreaming". Most guys
my age had a crush on her at one time or another.
Twenty years have passed since this movie. She
still turns up now and then in a mini-series or
on Hallmark Hall of Fame
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Fawna MacLaren.
Centerfold-type person.
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Eleonora Giorgi (name
misspelled "Eleanora Georgi" on the
image). Italian native who was once honored as
Best Actress in Montreal for her role in
"Borotalco", and was married for a time
to publishing magnate Angelo Rizzoli.
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Beatrice
Giorgi.(Eleonora's sister. last name misspelled
"Georgi" on the image). Just a brief
film career, and some nude modeling.
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Christine Taylor. she
was Marcia in the "Brady Bunch" movies
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Christine Cavalier.
aspiring scream queen in "Santa Claws"
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Christine Cavalier.
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Chelsea Field.
Hard-working 40ish actress who seems to pop up in
everything..
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Carey Lowell. now on
"Law and Order"
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Calista Carradine.
don't they ever run out of actors in that family.
She was in the TV sequel "Kung Fu: Even More
Crap" with her dad, David Carradine. That
series also featured Bill Shatner as a director
of some episodes. Pretty much says it all,
doesn't it?
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Barbara Steele.
Free-spirited British actress who has possibly
been in more bad movies than anybody else who
ever lived, except maybe Christopher Lee. Look
for her in Elvis movies, grade-b horror flicks,
women-in-prison movies, you name it. She also
worked with Fellini and in the prestigious
"Winds of War" mini-series.
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Baby Girl. Of HWA ...
pioneers among the slutty gangsta rappin' women.
Have an album called "Evil Child"
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Jazz. Baby Girl's
hip-hoppin' accomplice.
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Antonia Dorian. An
ocean liner which crashed into the Stockholm and
sank. Or maybe a b actress.
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Angela Bowie,
inventor of the hunting knife, or maybe Mrs.
David Bowie
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Anna Falchi. Of
"Cemetary Man", and queen of the
implants.
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Brigit Stefansen.
Miss Denmark, 1978
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Dede Lind. I remember
reading that she was the most popular Playmate
ever. That was many decades ago, but she's still
ready to strip.
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Dimitra Papandreou.
We talked a couple of weeks ago about looking at
"first ladies" naked. I don't think
we've seen any American flesh except Jackie
Kennedy, and that after she left the White House.
But there are plenty of other countries. We've
looked at Canada (Trudeau) and Indonesia
(Sukarno). This lady represents Greece.
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Julie Strain. I think
we know who she is.
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Jane March. A good
match with Strain. I'd love to see them do a
buddy pic. Strain is over six feet tall, and
March is generously listed at 5'2". (Check
out this picture and you'll think she's shorter.)
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plenty of Strain in volume S, two
more of March in volume M of the Encyclopedia.
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Irene Cara.
"Fame"
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Greta Scacchi. I
think she was about thirty before she ever wore
clothes in a movie.
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Elle MacPherson. One
of the sexiest pictures ever taken of her.
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plenty of Elle in volume M and
Scacchi in volume S.
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Debra Cole. She was
the non-Connelly girl in that famous beach
picture from "The Hot Spot". She is now
on the morning show on KLBJ in Austin, Texas.
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Lisa Comshaw.
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Linnea. Probably the
most famous of the scream queens, and officially
the queen of screams according to Guinness
(longest screen scream). Also an author, singer,
guitarist, and heaven knows what else.
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Linda Fiorentino. In
real life and in the movies, Fiorentino is an
attractive enough woman, not Michelle Pfeiffer
but sexy. She must be the world's LEAST
photogenic person. If your aunt offered you a
blind date with her, and showed you pictures,
you'd remember something that you had to do that
night. "No, Auntie Jane. I've really got to
read the "Idylls of the King"".And
I think you'd be missing out on a lot of fun.
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Lili Taylor. She's
had some prestige projects. She played Edna
Ferber in the "Mrs. Parker ...." movie.
She's worked with Altman, and Oliver Stone
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Kim Delaney.
"The Drifter". not much to see, but she
hasn't shown all that much.
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Kembra Pfahler. Lead
performer of the band known as "The
Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black". She is
one wierd cookie
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Julianna Young,
centerfold person.
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Kathy Shower was once
the playmate of the year back in the mid 80's.
Like many of them, she has not been able to
parlay that into more than a fringe career, but
she's still working.
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Kathie Witt. Too
obscure for me. I can't see her face. I guess
this is Kathryn Witt from "Flying High"
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Olivia Pascal.
Contemporary actress in German-language
productions
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Pamela Sutch.
Contemporary b actress.
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Pamela Sutch again,
this time joined by Tina Krause and Laura Gigalo.
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Patrice Flora Praxo.
Her middle name is misspelled "Floro"
on the image. It's a sexy image, made even more
interesting by the presence of Nicolas Cage in
this Italian-language thriller, "Tempo di
Uccidere" (1990).
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Patricia Velazquez,
swimsuit model.
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Petra Verkaik,
incredibly large-breasted centerfold, and
natural, I believe.
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Petra Verkaik.
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more of Petra in volume V of the
Encyclopedia.
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Shauna O'Brien. The
usual b actress, but this is a lovely image of a
lovely woman.
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Penelope Ann Miller.
Not at all a b actress, but famous for her very
revealing full strip and her obviously natural
red hair.
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there is an excellent collage of that
strip scene in volume M of the Encyclopedia.
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Patty Duke. Whatever
happened to her twin cousin with the
phony-baloney English accent?
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Vicki Michelle. She
is Yvette on "'Allo, 'Allo"
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Veronica Webb.
Hypermodel and sometime actress. IMDb says,
"Her first book, Veronica Webb Sight:
Adventures in the Big City" (Hyperion), is a
collection of essays.
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Veronica Cartwright.
Togther with her brothers, Hoss and Little Joe,
she .... wait a minute, that's Adam Cartwright.
Veronica is a veteran performer who has been in
some darned good movies. I didn't realize she had
done a scene this explicit.
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Ulrike Meyfarth. A
beautiful woman who won an Olympic gold medal in
high jump.
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Saturday in
Pepperland. |
Pepperland is the home of all the
gigantic natural breasts which are marketed
throughout the world. Here's a little sample of
the ubiquitous Candy Samples
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Here is one more of Samples. This
time, she and Keli Stewart are feeling each other
up.
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Here's our nominee for #2 of all time
(Behind Chesty Morgan), Alexix Love.
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Aussie's Corner |
Aussie has been
sending in some rare material for a long time. He
was the one responsible for those ultra-rare
vidcaps of Andrea Thompson in "Manhattan
Gigolo". His latest adventure even tops
Sing. He's vidcapped a movie from a screening
copy, before it has been released anywhere. OK,
now we need some disclaimers. First of all, the
print is cruddy, and I had to cut out all the
"for screening only" jazz from every
frame. Second, Aussie did the caps and I did the
collages, and we are not exactly DAI and Art-5 in
this department. But all in all, you should enjoy
these naughty looks at Schae Harrison, soap star,
in "A Bold Affair". Here's #1
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Schae Harrison #2 in
"A Bold Affair". She plays Darla in
"The Bold and the Beautiful and the Restless
and the Ugly and the Sunshine Band". (I
especially enjoy the interplay between the evil
Tuco and the innocent Sunshine Band, especially
the scene where he made them eat their white
vinyl knee-high disco boots.)
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Schae Harrison #3 in
"A Bold Affair".
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Schae Harrison #4 in
"A Bold Affair".
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A bonus from the
Aussie: exotic Sandrine Holt in "Rapa
Nui".
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one more of Sandrine
Holt in "Rapa Nui"
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IcedT |
I think we may have
had an occasional set of IcedT vidcaps here, but
this material is fresh enough to give him a
mini-gallery. No cliches here. Wendy Hamilton in
"Scoring"
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Lela Rochon in
"Gang Related"
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Shae Marks in
"Return to Savage Beach". She is a
graduate of Pepperland Academy (oops, I just
realized ... maybe they aren't natural)
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Stacy Haiduk in
"The Beneficiary"
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Karen Sillas in
"Female Perversions"
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Fernsehen |
You have to find
something you like on German TV. The three things
I like best: 3. Plenty of accordions. 2. No
bagpipes 1. Plenty of nudity. Of course, I am a
Polish pornographer with no Scottish ancestry, so
you might expect those to be my preferences.(One
show, Tutti-Frutti, even combines all three in
the greatest and most sublime of all possible
entertainments, stripping to bagpipe-free
accordion music.) Oh, well, enough nostalgia for
me. The point is, here is Anne-Sophie Briest from
"Natalie - Endstation Babystrich". I
mentioned last week that she had one of the
world's cutest bottoms, and I don't think you'll
be disappointed.
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One more of
Anne-Sophie. No more shots of her behind, but the
rest of her is pretty darned nice as well.
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Cupcakes |
RDO has put together
an entire gallery for Evil Bison and all you guys
who love the "cupcakes" page about
small-breasted women. Here is Jane Birkin in
"French Intrigue"
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Jane Birkin in
"French Intrigue". Among the major
actresses with a penchant for nudity, she is one
of the most compact.
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Jane Birkin in
"French Intrigue". This 1969 movie is
also called "Cannabis". Birkin was 23
at the time.
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Jane Birkin in
"French Intrigue". Birkin began her
career in 1966, the year she appeared in
Antonioni's "Blow-Up" (yes, she was one
of those girls, the blonde one!) That seems eons
ago, but she is still a busy actress, and
sometimes a director as well.
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Jane Birkin in
"French Intrigue". She was actually
born in the U.K., but rarely performs in English,
and now performs almost exclusively in the French
language. Her daughter is Charlotte Gainsbourg.
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More RDO:
Cicciolina |
Most of you have probably heard of La
Cicciolina. She is an adult film star who became
a member of the Italian parliament and must be
the only politician in a modern developed
democracy to show off her pierced genitalia
during a campaign rally. It is even possible that
more people have seen her genitals than have seen
President Clinton's. OK, I said it was possible,
not that it was likely. Back to the point, this
is said Cicciolina in "Replikator"
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Cicciolina in
"Replikator"
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Cicciolina in
"Replikator"
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Cicciolina in
"Replikator"
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Cicciolina in
"Replikator"
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More Movie Vidcaps |
Madeleine Stowe and
Ed Harris in "China Moon". Vidcaps by
Graphics Response. If you liked "Body
Heat", you'll find this one easy to follow.
OK, it's a rip-off. Who cares? Three words:
Madeleine Stowe naked.
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Ashley Judd and
Matthew McConaughey in "A Time to
Kill".
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Leslie Bega in
"Uncaged" (aka "Angel in
Red").
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Monique Gabrielle in
"Emmanuelle 5", vidcaps by DonBun
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DonBun captures
Monique Gabrielle in "Amazon Women on the
Moon" Sounds dumb, doesn't it? If I had to
choose my favorite ten comedies of all time, I
would have this one on the list along with
"Blazing Saddles", "Bananas",
"Animal House",
"Ghostbusters", "Python's
Grail", the first "Airplane",
"The Mask", "Who Framed Roger
Rabbit?", and "Kind Hearts and
Coronets". Well, maybe I couldn't pick it
over "Duck Soup", but it is a very
underrated movie.
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PAL captures Julie
Strain in "The Unnamable Returns" You
have to see these to believe them. Strain is
completely unrecognizable.
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Se7en captures
Brittney Powell in "Fled".
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Crow captures Tricia
Vessey in "Standoff"
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one more Crow capture
of Tricia Vessey in "Standoff".
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FS captures Chiara
Caselli in "Beyond the Clouds".
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PAL captures Solange
Cosseau. I forget which movie.
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another PAL capture
of Solange Cosseau.
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Kellie Overbey in
"Defenseless"
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PAL captures of
Johanna ter Steege in "Tot Ziens"
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Dervla Kirwan in
"A Time to Dance"
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TV Vidcaps from
BeerCaps |
talk show: Kelly
Lynch
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talk show: Gena Lee
Nolin
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series: Tiffany-Amber
Thiessen. Remember how flat chested she was in
"Saved by the Bell"? Well, she isn't
any more.
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