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Scoop's
note:
Aesthete's
coverage of
The L Word
will resume in
the Tuesday
edition. Today
and tomorrow,
hot off the
presses, he is
presenting the
unrated
version of 50
Shades of Grey
in 1080hd.
Yesterday: all
the stills and
the first four
film clips.
Today: the
remainder of
the clips.
Today begins a long
series of caps and
clips of the
grind-house feature,
The Pleasures of a
Woman. The
screenplay for this
movie was written on
a cocktail napkin;
not the outline, the
whole damn
screenplay. Three
gals and a guy
people the universe
of Pleasures and
although all three
gals are beautifully
built and fully
nekkid, the movie is
so very boring.
There are many sins
I will forgive so
long as scenes are
filmed to bring out
the beauty in its
actresses but this
one seems to have
filmed with the
opposite intention.
So I grabbed some
frames and stuck
them together, with
none of the feeble
attempts at artistry
I usually
make. I guess
the clips and the
collages speak for
themselves.