"Cat People"

Cat People (1982) is Paul Schrader remake of a 1942 film about people who are half leopard and half human. Seems people used to sacrifice their daughters to the leopard gods, and a mixed race evolved. Nastassia Kinski has been raised by foster families, and arrives in New Orleans to live with her brother, Malcolm McDowell. She is unaware that she is a leopard woman, as the symptoms don't become obvious until you lose your virginity. Her brother knows that they can only mate with their own kind, or they have to kill after sex, or be trapped in the leopard form.

Shortly after she arrives, brother mauls hooker Lynn Lowry, and is captured by the curator of the local zoo, and his assistant, Annette O'Toole. Kinski falls for the curator, and wants nothing to do with an incestuous relationship with her brother. Eventually, brother is done in by the powers that be, and Kinski loses her virginity to the curator.

Lyn Lowry shows breasts, and Tessa Richarde, as another hooker victim, shows breasts and buns. O'Toole, strips to her panties in the locker room of a spa, then jumps in the pool. Kinski is basically stark naked for the second half of the film. The story of Schrader's affair with Kinski and his obsession with her is far more interesting than the film itself. IMDb readers have this at 5.8 of 10, and it has a 53% positive at Rotten Tomatoes. It received two Golden Globe nominations for music. I did enjoy some of Kinski's performance, showing feline tendencies before she was even aware of why, and the photography was rather nice, but that pretty much covers the positives. This is a C- as a horror film, but has excellent nudity.

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  • Annette O'Toole (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)
  • Lynn Lowry (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Nastassia Kinski (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50)
  • Tessa Richards (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    .wmv clips (and .avi's!)

    The man of the hour is Kat, who captured the nudity in Imagining Argentina, the human rights abuse film with Antonio Banderas and Emma Thompson. (It was laughed at and ridiculed as "El Mariachi battles for human rights", because of scenes where Banderas strums a guitar while thinking of his wife's torture.)

    Kat also got a rare clip of Penelope Cruz as a very young woman in Serie Rosa, a Spanish TV series she did before beginning her movie career.




    Betty Blue:

    Mammoth project, which I will discuss tomorrow. Was a box office smash in France. Many consider it in the top 50 French films, some even argue that it belongs in top 50 of any kind of films. For now, all you need to know is Beatrice Dalle was naked for pretty close to half of the movie. And it's a three hour movie. She didn't challenge Emmanuelle Beart's record from La Belle Noiseuse, but she made a game effort - and it was her screen debut!





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    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.


    Is this the most famous and instantly recognizable scene of the past five years?

    Jim and Nadia get it on while the internet watches. Go for it, Trig Boy!  Note: the nudity occurs only in the first two clips, but that doesn't mean the last two aren't worth watching.

    • Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie (.avi, .wmv).

    • Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie (.avi, .wmv).

    • Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie (.avi, .wmv).

    • Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie (.avi, .wmv).


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    The Gena Lee Nolin sex tape
    Here's a last minute addition to today's page...

    'Caps of the former "Baywatch" babe topless, baring her bum, showing pubes, giving a BJ and gettin' it on with her husband.

    • Gena Lee Nolin...the original, smaller web finds. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    • Gena Lee Nolin...some slightly larger (and sadly more blurry) edits I slapped together. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Crimson Ghost
    Those Ghost takes us down to the farm for a "Bikini Hoe-Down"!

    This 1997 Skinemax flick is a classic! Complete with weak plot, bad acting and almost non-stop nudity from beginning to end!

    Jacqueline Bisset
    (1, 2)

    Brief, but still very nice breast views (especially for a 42 year old woman!). Scenes from the 1987 movie "High Season".

    Monica Bellucci
    (1, 2)

    The official mega-babe of Italian cinema is topless and shows a little bit of bum in scenes from the unusual muli-genre stew of a movie, "Le Pacte des loups" aka "Brotherhood of the Wolf".

    As Scoop put it in his review...."this film is the Citizen Kane of pre-revolutionary French, secret society, tree-talkin', kung-fu, giant ugly Muppet soap operas."

    Jennifer Garner Garner looking her usual...hot. Here she is in a bikini top from a recent episode of "Alias".

    Emma Thompson
    Sara Fernandez

    Excellent finds by Kat! These are scenes from the movie "Imagining Argentina" (2003) starring Emma Thompson and Antonio Banderas. It played for about 3 seconds in a few Euro-theaters, and has shown up on DVD in some countries as well. Currently there is no info regarding any type of US release.

    In these 'caps, Thompson shows a breast view in a love scene with Banderas, and Fernandez shows a little bit of bum while tied to a chair.

    Rose McGowan
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    A new Vejiita comic featuring the ever-pale "Charmed" star showing off her wonderful chest in scenes from "The Doom Generation", "Going All the Way " and "Lewis & Clark & George".

    Vanessa Marcil DeadLamb 'caps of the "Las Vegas" star looking amazing and showig a litlle cleavage during an appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live".

    Lindsay Lohan
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Another excellent batch of 'caps featuring the "Mean Girls" star showing off some very impressive cleavage while hosting "Saturday Night Live".

    Laurel Holloman
    Mia Kirshner
    Anne Ramsay

    Señor Skin 'caps of all 3 ladies topless in scenes from the Showtime series "The L Word".

    Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    It's NOT About Child Abuse! - Friday, Michael Jackson was arraigned on ten counts involving child molestation and conspiracy, which could put him in prison for 70 years if he's found guilty on all counts. Afterward, his new lawyer Tom Mesereau declared, "This case is about one thing only. It's about the dignity, the integrity, the decency, the honor, the charity, the innocence and the complete vindication about a wonderful human being named Michael Jackson."

  • That's seven things.
  • And it's certainly not about some wild claims by some little boys who've never even had a hit record!
  • The whole thing is ridiculous! Imagine Michael Jackson lasting 70 years in prison!

    Legal Briefs - The New York Post reports that prosecutors ordered Jackson's Calvin Klein briefs to be seized from a New Jersey collector who bought a storage room full of Jackson memorabilia. The stains will be DNA-tested.

  • So Michael thinks his stained briefs are "memorabilia" and he keeps them in storage?
  • This answers the question, "Are any CSI jobs more disgusting than an autopsy?"

    What Steroids Do To You - Arnold Schwarzenegger is threatening to sue an Ohio company for selling a $19.95 bobblehead doll of him. His lawyers say he doesn't allow the commercial exploitation of his image in the U.S. outside of his own movie promotions, and he's demanding "substantial damages." But the company -- which also sells $19.95 John Kerry, Wesley Clark and Howard Dean bobblehead dolls, and a $14.95 George W. Bush -- says that once Arnold became an elected official, his image became public domain.

  • And Arnold replied, "Vy didn't zomevun TELL me zis?!!"
  • He's just upset because he doesn't cost more than Wesley Clark.
  • Arnold doesn't want people thinking of him as some plastic figure with an oversized head!
  • Howard Dean doesn't bobble, he babbles...Kerry's doesn't bobble. In fact, from the neck up, he doesn't move at all...And Bush's costs less because the head is hollow.

    Sex Drive - The German magazine "Men's Car" surveyed 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50, and found that male BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other car. Men with BMWs do it an average of 2.2 times a week, followed by drivers of Audis (2.1), VWs (1.9), Fords (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of Korean cars had sex just 1.5 times a week. And surprisingly trailing all others, Porsche drivers have sex just 1.4 times per week.

  • They're too busy driving a Porsche, which is better than sex.
  • They only get out of their cars 1.4 times a week.
  • It's only because they refuse to leave their cars, and they don't want to mess up the upholstery.
  • They couldn't poll drivers of vans because they all had stickers saying not to knock if the van was a-rockin'.