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  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Flesh and Bone

1993

Today the Time Machine goes back to 1993 for Meg Ryan in "Flesh and Bone." Meg is just so cute, just a little bit of brief nipple and some pokies in these caps and an HD clip.

 

 

TV Land

2007

Over in TV Land a short trip back to 2007 for Kelsey Grammer's Short lived sitcom "Back to You" with sexy Tia Carrere visiting and looking oh so sultry. Caps with a HD clip.

 

 

 

 

Esther Kahn

2000

Scoop's notes: Based on her talented siblings, you would think that Summer Phoenix might be a capable actress. You would be wrong. She's not just bad; she makes Sophie Coppola seem like the next coming of Judy Dench. She walks robotically, delivers every line in a monotone, and never alters her facial expression in any way. To make matters worse, she was supposed to be playing a great actress. Imagine the Orson Welles Story with Chris Klein re-enacting Orson's performance in Touch of Evil. That'll tell you all you need to know.

The New York Post wrote:

"How do you inject life into a film whose central character is dull, slow, stupid and grim? If you're Arnaud Desplechin, you don't. The French director has turned out nearly 2 1/2 hours of unfocused, excruciatingly tedious cinema that, half an hour in, starts making water torture seem appealing. Summer Phoenix wanders joylessly through this insufferable film as the title character, the emotionally repressed daughter of poor Jewish tailors living in London's East End at the turn of the century. Supposedly, she only truly comes alive at the theater and so pursues a career as a stage actress, despite having no discernible talent whatsoever. While the film's unrelentingly drab palette brightens when the action shifts to the world of the theater, Phoenix's lobotomized stare and deathly monotone remain unchanged."

On the other hand, Summer is an attractive woman and does (or did) look very good with her clothing removed. And that's what's really important.

Summer Phoenix film clips

Sample captures below.

This Frances Barber scene was in the DVD special features

Sample captures below.

 

Purgatorio

(2008)

Dolores Heredia film clips. Samples below

Ana Claudia Talancon film clips. Samples below

Lourdes Reyes film clips.

 

 

PICS

Annie Parisse in part eight of "The Pacific"

Kierston Wareing in episode one of "The Take"

Natalie Becker in Disgrace

Antoinette Engel in Disgrace

Jessica Haines in Disgrace

Ashley Mulheron in Lesbian Vampire Killers

Laura Gemser in Emanuelle's Daughter, Queen of Sados

Katherine Maalouf in Emanuelle's Daughter, Queen of Sados

Nadia Neri in Emanuelle's Daughter, Queen of Sados

 

Tricia Helfer in Battlestar Galactica

Model Daria Werwoby

Model Laura Blokhina

Model Magdalena Frackowiak

Model Natasha Poly (Natalia Polevshchikova)

Model Katherine Thormann

 

Film Clips

Anne Hathaway upskirt in Valentine's Day. Various examples below.

Amanda Plummer and Saskia Reeves in the odd Butterfly Kiss.

Juliette Binoche in Breaking and Entering in 1080p

Vera Farmiga in Breaking and Entering in 1080p

Meredith Baxter in My Breast. Only one breast, indeed. But a very large one.