The Hunted (1995) is a Japanese/American co-production. An American businessman, after a successful meeting, he meets a gorgeous woman, Joan Chen, in the hotel bar, takes her out to a drum concert, and is then invited into her room. He leaves, but returns when he discovers that he took her key, not his. She is about to be decapitated by the most evil and skillful of all ninjas. At her request, he reveals his face. Our hero sees it after she has been decapitated, making him the only man who can identify the evil ninja. His two henchmen slit his throat and use a poison dagger on him, but he somehow survives. His doctor brings in the greatest Samurai warrior and teacher to help him. What follows in a predictable series of bloody battles and ninja training, all leading to the final showdown.
Joan Chen shows a breast in a hot bath sex scene, and an unknown gives a three B performance. This is an entertainment film which relies on action to hold your interest, and, at least for me, it did that. Additionally, the swordplay seemed believable. You do not want to think too much about the plot. In fact, if you do, the film has failed in its goals. IMDb readers have it at 5.3 of 10. This is a C, a no depth actioner with martial arts ninjas with bad attitudes. A drunk sword maker effectively provides some comic relief.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Suit filed against GPL as "price fixing scam". Is
it a still a scam if the price is fixed at zero?
Beleaguered Paula Abdul in happier times. A little
see-through and a bizarre, unladylike upskirt.
More of Conan in Widescreen Hi-Def
Immoral Tales - more covers of old pulp novels
Mission Irresponsible (Flash movie parody)
Welcome to the home page of Kim Jong Il (Satire.
Cher finally wraps up her farewell tour, after ...
well, freankly, we don't know how long it ran. There is nobody
alive who can remember that. Let's just say that she started
working with dancing elephants because of her friendship with
How to Suck Your Own Dick
SPIEGEL Interview with Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg.
Actor Tom Cruise Opens Up about his Beliefs in the Church of
The Boston Globe: "Rob Corddry, a correspondent for The Daily
Show, will mock anything and anybody." Corddry: "To
tell you the truth, the war's been very good to us, the
election's been very good to us. Hopefully, we'll invade Iran
and North Korea, so I can buy a house."
- Fascinating time waster.
Polish movie posters for American films
- Almost all 100% original artwork. Some of them are
outrageously cheesy, and some others are brilliant!
- Polish is such an economical language. Can you guess the
meaning of "Przystanek autobusowy"? In English, it's two
syllables - Bus Stop
The international trailer for Kings and Queen
- "Nora (Emmanuelle Devos) is a 35-year-old art gallery
director and single mother struggling to rise above tragic
circumstances -a late husband, a failed second marriage and
a lover's suicide - through her successful career and
marriage to a wealthy businessman.
Ismael (Mathieu Amalric), her ex-husband, is a
disheveled, neurotic musician who descends into a comic
nightmare when he is mistakenly committed to a mental
hospital. He faces off against the steely clinic
psychiatrist (Catherine Deneuve, in a scene-stealing cameo),
but his eccentric antics - including an in-house pharmacy
raid with his drug-addicted lawyer - earn a ten-day stay
that may leave him worse off than when he entered.
On discovering that her father is terminally ill and
fearing for the future of her young son, Nora tracks down
Ismael at the institution to enlist his help. A series of
intimate revelations and reversals further connects these
disparate lives, offering several enigmas, as well as a rich
examination of love, memory, mental health, and family
The trailer for The Man. Samuel L. Jackson and
Eugene Levy, together at last. Predictable mismatched buddy
flick, but it actually looks pretty funny!
A music video based on footage from Unleashed. Jet
Li and Morgan Freeman, together at last, but without Eugene
Levy. Apparently Levy was occupied, so they hired Bob Hoskins
to be their funny-lookin' guy.
Check out the very intense new international trailer for House
of Wax. "Je commence à flipper" (Does that mean
"I'm starting to flip out"?) - that was the French subtitle
for "This is getting creepy"
Modern Living / Neurotica series
- Submitter wrote: "Weirdly fascinating, thought
provoking, socially aware (and artistically vocal) time
sink. No other way to really describe it, really. I've only
gone through about half of it in the past hour, and there's
still more than an hour of stuff left."
Urban Legend: "Photograph shows a Kern County Sheriff's car
with an unusual decal" Verdict: partially true,
"WILL PAULA BE BOUNCED FROM 'IDOL': ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE
TO BE AIRED BY ABC "
The trailer for Pure
- "Ten-year-old Paul (Harry Eden) lives on an estate with
his mother Mel (Molly Parker) and his younger brother Lee (Vinni
Hunter). Paul slowly begins to realise that Mel is addicted
to heroin. With the help of local waitress Louise (Keira
Knightley), Paul tries to rescue his mother from the
attentions of local pimp and dealer Lenny (David Wenham),
who is all too keen for Mel to continue with her habit."
"How to organize a modern sex orgy" This is a
serious article. Examples:
- "You should try to make the modern sex orgy an aesthetic
event, to avoid the porn feeling. Have a concept. What is
this orgy? Is it esthetic and sensual? Or is it a cool
party? Or the worshipping of some ancient god? Or a magical
ritual? When you invite people, build the place, make the
dress code and plan the activities, bear the concept in
mind. How is it reflected in the way you plan the event? Any
particular colors? What kind of music does this demand? Does
the concept suggest any particular type of food? What is
suitable to say and do? The concept may change after the
event has started."
- I certainly agree with the last sentence.
The latest fashion in Japan is Ganguro, and if it's Japanese
pop culture, you KNOW it's awesome.
- "It's a huge trend in urban Japan. These girls (and a
few guys) coat themselves in skin bronzer, apply huge
amounts of eye make up, bleach their hair, and cover
themselves in bracelets and bright colors. Supposedly this
is an attempt to emulate the look of California girls.The
reality looks less like Venice Beach and more like one of
the layers of Dante's Inferno. "
Empire Square Simulated Sex Game.. It's two minutes
before closing - can you pop a 'tute in the back alley fast
enough to make "last call"
Titles of Sermons to Which Congregants Might Actually Pay
MovieJuice! - XXX: State of the Union - Pimp My Action Movie
Sex toy company seeks a "penis model" for their new dildo.
You don't need to fly there for the competition. Just make a
copy of your manhood with the popular Clone-a-Willy kit, and
send it to them. This is all true. This kit should save
President Clinton a fortune in Christmas gifts.
"A CONDOM that keeps men aroused in bed - just like the sex
pill Viagra - could soon go on sale in Britain."
"Paris Hilton has vowed NEVER to go naked on screen again."
All Girl Nude Twister. If I get on the Olympic
committee, this sport's goin' in.
Oops, sorry. It turns out 666 is not the number of the beast.
We misread it. It should be 616. "a team of expert
classicists, using new photographic techniques, are finally
deciphering the original writing" in the ancient documents.
A Korean company is building a golf hole where the ball will
careen into the cup as long as the golfer lands his shot
anywhere on the green. The same course also
features a 1004 yard par seven.
- There was IMDb, now RSDb ...
The Racial Slur Database
'Lucy In The Sky With Shatner'
- "This is the video that should have been made for the
song that should never have been recorded. Paul Heriot's
vision of William Shatner's rendition of the Beatles'
classic is, well, you tell us."
Niagara Falls Daredevils: a history
- Casting news for I'm Not There:
Bob Dylan will be played by Adrien Brody, Colin Farrell,
Richard Gere, Julianne Moore, Cate Blanchett and Charlotte
Gainsbourg. And the director is still looking for
more Dylans, particularly a young black woman. What, no role
for Abe Vigoda?
Scientists watch for calamari that bites back
- "A Humboldt squid can grow to the size and weight of a
hockey player. So, imagine Todd Bertuzzi with bulging eyes,
eight arms, two tentacles, three hearts, a beak for a mouth,
a brain wrapped around his esophagus and gullet with a
willingness -- nay, eagerness -- to dine on his own kind
every other meal, and you get a sense of how the squid has
earned such a fearsome reputation."
"Kirsten Dunst on the set of writer/director Sofia Coppola's
Urban Legends Reference Pages - it's a Chupacabra! (Yeah,
Study says Hollywood's movie rating system flawed
- The study also concluded that there was a high
probablility of water being wet.
- The study is actually concentrating on violence. "One in
five films rated PG actually have more violent actions than
the average for those listed as PG-13. One in 10 PG films
had more violent acts than the average for those in the
study that were rated R."
Mark Cuban Taps Soderbergh to Direct Six HD Movies;
Simultaneous Release Planned in Theaters, DVD, Cable.
- Steven Soderbergh recently signed a deal with Mark
Cuban's 2929 Entertainment to shoot his next six movies in
high-definition and release them simultaneously in theaters,
on DVD, and on subscriber television.
- Ballsy move: unique, creative, and groundbreaking.
Smart? Maybe. Only time will tell. Cuban is putting some
serious bucks on the line, and Soderbergh is agreeing to
devote a big chunk of his life. A possible limitation is
that they are planning to give Landmark Theaters temporary
exclusivity, and I think that chain has fewer than 250
screens, so initial distribution will be miniscule by
blockbuster standards. (Major releases hit 3000+ screens.)
On the other hand, Landmark is in all the biggest markets,
so if the movies are hot tickets, the chain could clean up
on market exclusivity by running up some massive sales per
screen. If they can't meet consumer demand for tickets, then
the distributor could possibly command a premium price to
Landmark's hungry competitors in the major cities and/or
theater chains that have presence in smaller markets. In my
opinion, the entire project completely hinges on the ability
of their marketing people to create a demand for the films -
and that means they need to acquire name performers and
avoid airy-fairy Birkenstock movies.
- I'm guessing that Soderbergh, an ethical, thoughtful man
respected by actors, will call in as many favors as he can,
hoping to round up some star power without paying the
megabucks normally needed to get it. That's his thing. In
the past, he has convinced people like Julia Roberts and
George Clooney to work on his projects for paychecks smaller
than they are used to.
The World's Favorite Currency Conversion Site -
with several major currencies valued in real time! Did you
know one Sri Lankan Rupee is almost exactly equal to an
American penny? Good, because if you did you're badly in need
of a life.
101 Big Dick Jokes. It's missing my favorite - "my
dick is so big it won't take Spielberg's calls." Now THAT'S
FilmJerk's Early Report for May 1
Here is the trailer for Brothers.
- The lives of two very different brothers become
simultaneously intertwined and thrust apart in this intense
and powerful drama directed by Susanne Bier. Jannik is
released from prison and embraced by his brother Michael, an
upright soldier and family man being deployed to
Afghanistan. The family tension is palpable as Jannik
re-assumes his role of alcoholic deviant while his loving
brother prepares for impending deployment. Shortly after
commencing his tour of duty, Michael's helicopter crashes
and he is presumed dead. Jannik summons previously untapped
maturity, aiding and comforting Michael's two daughters and
wife Sarah (Connie Nielsen). As Sarah and Jannik grow
closer, their dependence and admiration intensify. A world
away Michael is alive, enduring the unimaginable in hopes of
surviving to return home.
New "webisodes" for The Longest Yard (May 27
Damn, it ticks me off that Mars looks so much cooler and more
habitable than West Texas.
"All confidential information in the (U.S. government) report
is available to the public, just by copying 'hidden' text from
the PDF and pasting it in a word processor." Man,
they have some awesome security! I hope the North Koreans
haven't figured out the nuclear delivery system documents yet.
Oprah goes to a hairdresser every day.
Hugh Grant always had him some pow'rful silly-lookin' hair,
but he has now apparently decided to eschew combs forever.
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Scoop came up with a good idea for our next poll that should stir up some conversation, if not some controversy.
This week's poll....
The Most Overrated movie.
Here's a short list to kick things off...
Eyes Wide Shut
The English Patient
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Blair Witch Project
Chariots of Fire
Dances Wiith Wolves
The Empire Strikes Back
The Phantom Menace
Out of Africa
Life is Beautiful
Requiem for a Dream
Gone With The Wind
The Perfect Storm
Lost in Translation
Singin’ in the Rain
Email Scoopy Jr. if you'd like to add nominees.
Here are the results of our previous polls:
The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
Best All Time Television Comedy
Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance
The Top 20 Best Straight Sex Scenes
Best Lesbian Love Scenes
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today from the Ghost...several vids (zipped .wmvs) from the Skinemax movie "Hollywood Sex Fantasy" (2001).
- Catalina Larranaga...the beautiful brunette is topless in all of these. Plus we also get some brief bum (4 and 5) and pube views (#5).
- Kelli McCarty...the former Miss USA (1991) going topless and showing some thong views while riding a dude.
- Tracy Ryan, the naturally busty adult star shows off her wonderful toplessness as well as some thong views while stripping for and then gettin' it on with a dude.
- Flower Edwards, the adult film actress turned "legit" softcore actress. Here she is topless and also in undies.
- Adult stars Teanna Kai and Ava Vincent doing some nekkid swimming (#1) and then having some pool sex in #2.
- Teanna Kai and Keri Windsor both bare all while havin a little lesbo and 3-way fun.
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"Bikini Squad" (1993)
Baywatch spoof with a generous amount of nudity although
it's evident the actresses shaved their clams.
- Maureen Flaherty: boobs ahoy in nude sex scene.
- Donna Baltron: boobs and coochie-cam in dental floss cutoff shorts.
- Julie Strain: robohooters reading for part on casting couch.
- Rebecca Rocherford: brassiere only.
- Cornellia Johnson: nice bikini cleavage but face covered in bandages.
Hey, at least she can do some body double roles.
"Street Angels" (1993)
Grade-Z action from the Kill or Be Killed DVD collection.
"Flight to Danger" (1995)
Another grade-Z action from the same collection.
Written, directed and produced by b-movie babes Sara Matthews
and Gina Jourard.
|DeadLamb takes a look at her recent box office dud, "Elektra" (2005). Here we see the "Alias" star showing a little skin (mostly abs) and wearing some skin tight outfits.
||Here is the "Blade Runner" babe showing some serious cleavage and a bit of bum in the 1993 Crime/thriller parody, "Fatal Instinct" (1993).
|Johnny Moronic 'caps of the Aussie actress going topless and also giving us an upskirt view in scenes from "In the Winter Dark" (1998). Look for her on the big screen this June in the Steven Spielberg version of "War of the Worlds", starring Tom Cruise.
|Starbase 'caps featuring both ladies of late night having some lesbo and 3-way fun in the shower. Scenes from the Skinemax flick "Forbidden" (2002).
|Señor Skin 'caps of the sexy red head baring all in scenes from the 1991 movie, "Billy Bathgate".
First of all, I have to say the ending for the 2 part "In a mirror darkly" was horrible.
However....during the dark sex scene with Captain Archer and his consort (Linda Park), I could swear that I saw a very good silhouette of her nipple. Did anyone get any 'caps of that scene?
Subject: Lita on Raw!
Did anyone get 'caps of Lita and her "shirt" on Monday night's Raw?
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
CD GUARANTEED TO ANNOY NEIGHBORS
If Your Neighbor Is Playing 50 Cent, He Wins - A new CD called "The Revenge
CD" is the first CD that comes with a pair of ear plugs for the buyer. It
contains 20 sounds just to annoy neighbors you can't stand, including a
bowling alley, loud drill, high heels pacing on a hardwood floor, freight
train and screaming orgasm. NYU Prof. Tom Meyvis used it on his psychology
class and said he found that the best way to use it is to play a bit, then
stop, then start again, and it becomes unbearable. If you play it
constantly, people get used to it and ignore it.
That's how so many people can stand to live in New York City.
Unless it's a Britney Spears CD; then constant is best.
What if your neighbor retaliates by playing the William Hung CD?!...That
didn't come with ear plugs, but it should have.
The best revenge is driving your neighbor crazy by actually having
MEN GET ALONG OKAY WITHOUT WOMEN
They Fed The Pet To Some Coyotes, But Still... - For a reality show, all
the women in Harby, England, were sent on a week's vacation, and the men
were filmed coping without them. The BBC hoped to catch hilarious squalor
and chaos, but while a few had trouble, most men managed not only to make
food, feed the pets and get the kids to school, they also built a fence
around the town's playing field, held a bake sale, and organized a feast
and a musical show to welcome their wives back.
But it should be noted that the choreography of the musical was lacking
And their British cooking was no more awful than their wives' British
See, men don't really NEED women for anything but sex!
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