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* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).
* White asterisk:
expanded format.
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Blue asterisk: not mine.
No asterisk: it probably
sucks.
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OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe
version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles,
here.
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The Presidio
The Presidio (1988) is a mismatched cop whodunit with a better-than-usual
cast which includes Sean Connery, Mark Harmon and Meg Ryan. Connery is the
Provost Martial at The Presidio, a very old fort in the Northwest corner of
San Francisco. Mark Harmon used to work for him as an MP. When Harmon roughed
up an officer while arresting him for drunk and disorderly, Connery took the
officer's side, and Harmon left the Army and became a city cop. When a female MP
and two SFPD officers are murdered, it is a multi-jurisdictional
investigation, and the two enemies must work together. To make things even
more difficult, Harmon starts dating Connery's daughter.
Sometimes, viewers bring something which greatly
increases their enjoyment of a film, and that was the case with me and this film. I am a
big Connery fan, and this part feels like it was written for him. I also like
Meg Ryan. The biggest thing to me, however, is the location. I spend a lot of
time where this film was shot. In an early scene, they mention Fort Point,
which is a very old fort under the south end of the Golden Gate. The murder
takes place at an officer's club on the Presidio, a building I drive by
frequently. The ensuing car chase, where the officers are killed, starts at
the Arquello Gate, which is at the south end of the Presidio, and is the gate
I most often use, as it is a nearly direct route to Wing Lee's Chinese
Restaurant and Bakery, our usual lunch when we are in "The City." There are
also two scenes in the veteran's cemetery at the North edge of the Presidio.
In fact, I not only recognized all of the areas in the film, I knew most of
the buildings. The Presidio is now mostly a national park, as is Fort Point.
So, to me, watching the film is a wonderful experience.
For those with no predisposition to enjoy
it, it is probably a competent but lackluster genre effort. There is nothing particularly remarkable about the plot or the ending,
which, in fact, is predictable.
IMDb readers say 5.7.
Meg Ryan shows her breasts from the side in a dark sex scene, but
only in the region 2 DVD. Don NOT get the Region 1 version, from which the
nudity has been cut. Here's a region two link from an American importer.
(Click on pic)
As always, if you are interested in an
all-region DVD player, Rare Licensed DVDs has the deal: (click on pic for info)
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Cuentos Eroticos
This Spanish movie consist of 9 erotic shorts. It was done in 1979 and it has some very explicit scenes done by mainstream actors of the time. On the shorts you can watch something simple as a couple spending a weekend together,
or as depraved as a woman who drowns in her pool while watched by a peeping neighbor
who does nothing to help her and then has sex with her dead body. There's
one about a guy who collects medieval stuff and uses it on her wife on the wedding night, another of a lesbian couple who lives with a kid who turns out to be a girl, and
a finale about having sex under the blankets - but then a lot of different people start to come out from the under the blankets, a Nun, an angry Japanese guy, a woman that looks like she was raped, a transvestite, etc.
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Notes and collages
Carnal Knowledge, Part 6
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The Dukes of Hazzard 2
Fans of the 1979-1985 TV series, or even the 2005 movie, will probably like
2007's comedy prequel to The Dukes of Hazzard. For those that don't know, the
series told the story of cousins Luke and Bo Duke in rural Hazzard County,
where they and their Uncle Jesse and cousin Daisy constantly fought a battle
of wits (?) with the tyrannical Boss Hogg, and his idiot stooge sheriff. A key
element of this battle was the General Lee, a badass 1969 Dodge Charger.
The prequel is faithful to the original story, and reveals things that fans
will find interesting, such as how the boys got the General Lee, and the
origin of the feud between Hogg and the Dukes.
Fans of the original show and/or brainless hillbilly insanity should like
this one. The rest of us can enjoy the good-looking women.
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Perfume, the Story of a Murderer
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Diana Ross in Mahogany |
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Susan Hayward does her only screen nudity accidentally in With a Song in My
Heart. A very rare pop-out in a 1952 film. How did it slip past the censors? (film
clip) |
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Clare Kramer in The Thirst (film
clip) |
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Joey Lauren Adams see-through |
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Sophie Marceau strategically bottomless with just a soupcon of visible pubes. |
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Political scandal babe Rita Jenrette in Zombie Island Massacre. (DVD
quality film clips) |
Margo Stilley in 9 Songs - film
clip of song #4 |
Rose McGowan in "The Ass Dress" (1999) -
film clip |
Battlestar Galactica's Maren Jensen does her only film nudity in Deadly
Blessing. (Film clips) |
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The Comedy Wire
Doctors at the Medical Research Council in Edinburgh, Scotland, say they are
developing a hormone-releasing pill that could boost women's sex drive while
helping them lose weight. So far, it's only been tested on animals, but they
say a synthetic version of the hormone could be developed for humans within
three years. When the pill was given to female monkeys and shrews, they ate
one-third less food and started displaying mating behavior, such as the female
shrews presenting their rumps and wagging their tails.
* I'd be happy if they could just develop a pill that
makes women do THAT.
* This is great news if you're a shrew, or if you're married to one.
* It makes women lose weight AND want to have sex! It offers something for
everyone!
Last night in San Diego, a hot rumor turned out to be true as Britney Spears
appeared at the House of Blues for her first public performance since her
aborted 2004 tour. She did five songs, including "Hit Me Baby One More Time,"
for the packed house, and showed off the work she's been doing on her figure by
wearing a pink bra top, white miniskirt, boots and belly ring.
* You've gotta hand it to her: it takes courage to sing,
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" while showing off your stretch marks.
Lindsay Lohan said she's worried that all the attention she gets from the
paparazzi is preventing her from receiving Oscar nominations.
* "Freaky Friday," "Just My Luck," "Herbie Fully
Loaded": any one of them could've beaten that hack, Judi Dench!
* Another thing keeping her from winning an Oscar:
first, you have to
show up on the set.
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