Feel (2001) is a documentary of a photo shoot of Chnristy Chung. It was supposed to contain great nudity. Don't believe everything you read. Several of her outfits expose her buns. She is nude in a few shots, but covers her nipples each time. We do get a look at one nipple through a costume. Had they focused on the camera and lighting setups, I would have been more entertained. The interview with her, also on the DVD, was a little more interesting. She uses several of her many languages, which include French, Vietnamise, English and Cantonese. The highlight was her praising the virtues of masturbation. She is Canadian, born of Vietnamese parents, but was voted the most beautiful Asian in the world. Am I the only one that sees that as a slap to all of the women of Asia?

The DVD is mostly in Cantonese, with very poor English subtitles, even for the times she is speaking English. They manage to completely mangle the English subtitles to her English statements. The cinematographer had a great deal of trouble finding the horizon. There is a slide show, which consists of four images. The crowning blow, however, was a small announcement that more images exist, but you must join her official Web site to see them. Under our system, I can't give this less than a D-, but that feels way too generous.

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  • Christie Chung (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Cuban Rebel Girls (1959) and Cuban Story (1959)

    There's no nudity, but as far as I know, Cuban Story is the only film starring Che Guevara and Errol Flynn! This is a long, long (but interesting) story about how Errol Flynn got involved in the Cuban Revolution shortly before his death. It involves Flynn's underage girlfriend, Fidel, Flynn, and a band of revolutionary hermanos. Cuban Rebel Girls is a fictional story written by Flynn himself. Cuban Story is a documentary. Flynn narrates both films, and plays the third lead in Cuban Rebel Girls.

    Anyway, since it is a long story, read it all at the Movie House


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    Jr's Polls
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    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the excellent batch of vids (zipped .wmvs) featuring Jane March baring all in "The Color of Night" (1994).

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Replikator" (1994)
    Bad Canadian sci-fi only saved by Italian porn actress Cicciolina playing a stripper.

    • Cicciolina: all three Bs plus coochie-cam in dental floss thong.
    • stripper: topless. This is not the MuchMusic VJ Erica Ehm.

    Show Me Yours II: episode Let Go, My Ego
    Improvement considering last week's episode "On the Other Hand" only featured a male masturbation scene.

    "Survival Earth" (1985)
    Seriously dated movie about a post holocaust Earth set in 1990.

    • Nancy Cser: flash of all three Bs skinnipipping.

    "Portraits of a Killer" (1996)
    Another who-are-killing-all-the-hookers movie starring Michael Ironside.

    "Coast to Coast" (2004)
    Divorce comedy starring Richard Drefuss.

    "American Boyfriends" (1989)
    Quickly forgotten sequel to the Canadian classic My American Cousin.

    'Caps and comments by Oz:

    "Hidden Passion"
    Starting with the soft core, we have Hidden Passion. We saw the sanitised version, so there were no pubes. Plenty of breast exposure by Kim Dawson (who's showing her age), plus Tami Moss, Melanie L Wachsman and an unnamed actress.

    "Shelter Island"
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    • Patsy Kensit (and Brandi Blough) (1, 2, 3)
    • Ally Sheedy (and Rebekah Link) (1, 2, 3)
    • Mimi Langeland (1, 2, 3)

    "Black Robe"
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    "Le Divorce"
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    "Juwanna Mann"
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    Marie-Line is a French film and, as such, is correspondingly dull. Breast exposure by Valérie Stroh and M'bembo.

    "The Seagull's Laughter"
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    • Margrét Vilhjálmsdóttir (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    "Co-Ed Callgirl"
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    • Tori Spelling (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • Jeri Ryan (1, 2, 3)

    Liz Crawford
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    Flautista 'caps of this relatively unknown actress baring her breasts in scenes from "The Clown at Midnight" (1998). More recently she co-starred on the made-for-tv movie "Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of 'Three's Company'". She played Jenilee Harrison/Cindy Snow.

    Kelly Lynch
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

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