Thursday

Tuna
"Nurses of the 407th"

Nurses of the 407th (1982) is a classic era adult film starring adult hall-of-famer Jessie St. James as Hothips in this M*A*S*H parody. The nurses and the doctors get together, the nurses get together with each other and a patient, who is the running gag in this film. He comes to the hospital with a hairline fracture of the tow, and leaves in a full body cast.

Nurses include Chelsea Manchester (this time credited as Tigr), Lynx Cannon (who eventually formed a lesbian band with Manchester), and relative unknown Kathleen Crystal. All women show everything. Male stars include Hershel Savage, Joey Silvera and Paul Thomas. The film features a plot and decent production values. To make the DVD an even better bargain, there is a fascinating commentary by Gloria Leonard and Bill Margold. Margold, who appeared in front of the camera in over 90 films, and is very active in the Adult FIlm Association is a walking history book of the adult industry. The transfer is clearly a remaster, and the video quality is not at all bad. There were some sound problems here and there. This is a clear C+, loaded with all natural women including a hall of famer, top male stars, a few laughs, and enough plot to hold your interest.

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  • Chelsea Manchester (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Group (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Jessie St. James (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
  • Kathleen Crystal (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Lynx Cannon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    • Elizabeth Hurley, showing off her amazing breasts in scenes from "The Weight of Water".

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    Snowblind
    Brittany Murphy One of Hollywood's hot young starlets showing some very nice partial breast exposure in the Eminem movie "8 Mile".

    Kim Basinger Also showing some skin in "8 Mile", but keeping the exposure in the partial category.

    Gina Lynn Nothing partial about the robo-hooters on display in the Eminem video for "Superman".

    Francesca Rettondini The very beautiful Italian actress bares breasts and bum in scenes from the grade B thriller, "Ghost Ship".

    Emma Campbell Topless in the mega-lame "FearDotCom".

    Catherine Zeta-Jones Partial rear breast view in a scene from the Cusack flick, "High Fidelity" (2000). But don't watch this movie for Zeta-Jones...watch it for the last 10 minutes of the movie with Jack Black singing Marvin Gaye.

    Celeblover
    Andrea Sawatzki Visible bush exposure in scenes from the German movie "Leo & Claire" (2001).

    Barbara Schulz The French actress topelss in a couple of scenes from "Il Giovane Casanova" (2002).

    Claire Keim Very nice toplessness and frontal nudity, also from "Il Giovane Casanova".

    Cristiana Capotondi More lovely breast exposure from "Il Giovane Casanova".

    Franziska Petri
    (1, 2,)

    Full frontal and rear nudity in scenes from "Leo and Claire".

    Jennifer Nitsch Breast exposure in a love scene from "Freundinnen für immer".

    Julia Brendler
    (1, 2, 3)

    The German actress showing some skin in 3 movies.
    Link #1, rear nudity from an episode of "Auf eigene Gefahr"
    Link #2, brief breast and bush visibility in "Moondance" (1995)
    Link #3, topless in 1998's "Sawdust Tales".

    Lisa Fitz Going all the way back to 1970 for these topless 'caps from "Schulmädchen-Report 1: Was Eltern nicht für möglich halten"...aka "Confessions of a Sixth Form Girl".

    Lisa Wolf Far off, full frontal nudity from the German mini series "Der Rote Vogel".

    Nadeshda Brennicke Still more goodies from German TV...here are close up breast views in scenes from "Affäre zu dritt" (2002).

    Roberta Mosca More from "Il Giovane Casanova". Mosca shows breasts and brief pube views during while gettin' it on.

    Sophie von Kessel More scenes from "Affäre zu dritt". We see very nice toplessness as she gets out of the shower, and also in a lesbian love scene.

    Susanna Hoffs The Bangles lead singer still looking great after all these years.

    Tatu The Pseudo-lesbian teens showing the usual pokies.

    Variety
    Keira Knightley
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the young UK actress topless in scenes from "The Hole" (2001).

    The Funnies by Number 6
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