"Nurses of the 407th"

Nurses of the 407th (1982) is a classic era adult film starring adult hall-of-famer Jessie St. James as Hothips in this M*A*S*H parody. The nurses and the doctors get together, the nurses get together with each other and a patient, who is the running gag in this film. He comes to the hospital with a hairline fracture of the tow, and leaves in a full body cast.

Nurses include Chelsea Manchester (this time credited as Tigr), Lynx Cannon (who eventually formed a lesbian band with Manchester), and relative unknown Kathleen Crystal. All women show everything. Male stars include Hershel Savage, Joey Silvera and Paul Thomas. The film features a plot and decent production values. To make the DVD an even better bargain, there is a fascinating commentary by Gloria Leonard and Bill Margold. Margold, who appeared in front of the camera in over 90 films, and is very active in the Adult FIlm Association is a walking history book of the adult industry. The transfer is clearly a remaster, and the video quality is not at all bad. There were some sound problems here and there. This is a clear C+, loaded with all natural women including a hall of famer, top male stars, a few laughs, and enough plot to hold your interest.

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  • Chelsea Manchester (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
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  • Jessie St. James (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
  • Kathleen Crystal (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Lynx Cannon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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