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"Turks Fruit" (1973)

Turks Fruit (1973) was just released in the US as Turkish Delight, a perfect translation of Turks Fruit into English of the candy known in Turkey as Lokum. Think of this film as "Love Story" European edition, but with more honesty, more passion, and a whole lot more exposure. It was directed by Paul Verhoeven and was voted the best Dutch film of the 20th century by Nederlands Film Festival. It marked the debut of Monique van de Ven in the female lead, and is likely Rutger Hauer's best performance in the male lead. We have tons of full-frontal, both male and female.

I did not have time to produce composite images tonight, nor is this my full review. To wet your appetite for what is to come, I have uploaded some representative frames, and index's of them. If you can help in identifying any of the Unknowns, please let me know (Sleuth, where are you?). The second batch is a small % of the exposure from van de Ven. I will be sorting through all 374 frames captured, and have them ready for tomorrow, along with a more detailed review of the film. For you big picture people, there are a few disturbing images, ala Greenaway, but I give this film a solid B.

  • Thumbnails page of the Unknowns

  • Unknowns (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

  • Thumbnail page of Monique van de Ven

  • Monique van de Ven (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I looked at: 

    The Leading Man. Oh, no. The ol' substituting the real gun for the stage prop trick. I do say, my dear Nigel! Oldest trick in the book. Mediocre film from a director (John Duigan) capable of better. Bon Jovi was praised for his work here, but I think people must have been comparing his performance to their low expectations, because I thought he was kind of drippy in a role that Clooney would have chewed up and spit out. Bon Jovi has done better in other films, when he didn't have to deliver half of the dialogue.

    • Thandie Newton  (1, 2, 3)


    The Proposal. Tuna was right, in that this film was too good not to be released somewhere, but I didn't enjoy it as much as he did. No flesh.

    TomCat did some more eye-chart chicks

    • Agnieska Sitek (these are lovely. 1998 film.)  (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Barbara Brylska (Black and White classics) (1, 2)

    From 1989...Brian Yuzna's "Society." I think this one's pretty well known in the cannibal/gore community. If you're not a member of that elite segment of *ahem* society, then I guess you'd have no clue as to what this movie's about.

    Short synopsis...a high school jock (played by 30 year old Billy Warlock) senses something peculiar about his family's behavior as his sister's debutante ball gets closer. Turns out his sister and his mom and dad are actually members of an ancient prehuman race that love incest, have highly malleable bodies (like Mr. Fantastic) and love to eat non-cooked humans in the most disgusting manner possible (these folk make hyenas and even Komodo dragons look dainty). That's the flick pretty much. If you want to know more...visit IMDb and read the reader comments.

    The mysterious Patrice Jennings (no other entries in the IMDb) plays Billy's sis. She's got a nice ass as we see here. She's in her underwear.

    What happened to Patrice? Is she a playmate? Porn star? Here she is in the shower. Her brother's checking her out. Maybe a nip peek?

    33 year old high schooler Heidi Kozak showing some camel toe and getting her breasts groped by Billy on the beach.

    Another ancient inhuman...Devin Devasquez on the beach. Non-nude but nice ass.

    30 year old high schooler Billy fucks 28 year old high schooler Devin and we get a dim dark view of her big ol' (some would call "ample") tits.

    What little I've seen of Devin on the net hasn't been all that good. Big floppy titted bunny looking type. She looks nice here though. Tits. And a gorgeous face.

    No nudity in this one. Sister Patrice is at her debutante coming-out party. In her culture this means a huge sex orgy and a mad cannibalistic feast. Y'know...I keep reading about the cannibalism in this movie but if they're not human then it's not cannibalism, correct? Anyway they have an orgy (nothing worth capping) and eat some people. Here's Patrice getting her tits groped up by some old fat guy. I bet after this she felt show biz just ain't worth it and went back to waitressing at Stuckey's.

  • Here's a scan of Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live Weekend Update anchor and the show's head writer. I love Tina. Rolling Stone called her "a thinking man's sex symbol." I dunno about that but I do know I dig her mightily. No nudity, just a little bra peek and some sexy legs.

    Here are four scans from the 7/82 edition of the German mag Cinema. Great mag by the way. Kind of like Premiere magazine except with tons of full frontal nudity thrown in. Paper quality was mediocre and the photos were a little on the soft focus side. The first scan is the cover with the text removed. The second is a full pager and the last two are tiny little two inch high pics made bigger. So they kind of suck. But it is Sonja.

  • Sonja Martin (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Katharina Thalbach, taken from the same issue of Cinema. Katharina was the freaky little blonde chick in "The Tin Drum." This is a black and white photo from the 1982 movie "Domino."

  • In the News...
    In case anyone missed this little tidbit of news over the weekend....

    The Naked News II - "NYPD Blue" star Andrea Thompson left acting for TV news and is now a CNN Headline News anchor. But now, the Internet is awash in stills of a nude scene from one of her early movies and an arty, topless shoot she did for "Black & White" magazine. Thompson said she makes no apologies for her past creative decisions as an artist, and CNN stood behind her. Critics charged that she has no journalistic qualifications and CNN only hired her to boost ratings, which worked.

    One rumor I read stated that CNN was going to fire Thompson for violating a morality clause in her contract. Supposedly even smoking can get you canned. But of course, titties bring much better ratings than smoking, so we'll just see about that.

    Here's what all the fuss is about. Thanks to Aussie, Zon, and Rookie for the images.

  • Vidcaps from "Manhattan gigolo" (1986). Featuring Andrea topless, plus some bush in a sex scene. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Vidcaps from the HBO series "Arli$$". Topless only this time. (1, 2)

  • Full frontal nudity from "A Gun, a Car, a Blonde" (1998)

  • Pokies on "NYPD Blue"

  • Various poses. #1 is a great topless image. #2 is fully nude, but no goodies. #3 features only one of the 3 B's, but it's a really good one...bush. (1, 2, 3)

  • Helcrom
    Julie Condliff From her one and only film credit..."Club Wild Side". Frontal nudity, breast exposure, and a partial bum view.

    Lauren Hayes Owner of one of my favorite pairs of robo-hooters. Here she is proudly showing them off in more 'caps from "Club Wild Side".

    Kimberley Kates Full frontal nudity and soaking wet as she gets out of the shower in scenes from "Armstrong".

    Sage Kirkpatrick aka Laura Palmer Excellent breasts and a bit of bum too. More 'caps from "Club Wild Side".

    Monique Parent One more from "Club Wild Side". Mostly breast exposure in these frames.

    and ...
    Amy Brenneman Topless and frontal nudity from "Your Friends & Neighbors". I haven't seen this one yet, but from what I've read so far, I haven't missed anything. The consensus seems to be that no one really knows what the point of the movie is.

    Pamela Sue Martin
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Nancy Drew topless! Scenes from 1979's "The Lady in Red". Thanks to Aesthete.

    Alexandra Paul
    (1, 2)

    Pre-Baywatch full frontal nudity from the 1986 stinker, "8 Million Ways to Die", by DeVo. If you ask me, I still think her best role was as "The Virgin Connie Swail" in "Dragnet".

    Amanda Plummer
    (1, 2, 3)

    When I here the Rick James classic "Superfreak", only one actress comes to mind...Amanda Plummer. I'd say she's like a female version of Walken, however...if you put Plummer and Walken side by side for a comparison, he ends up just scoring near the Huey Lewis range on the weird-o-meter.

    Here she is fully nude, but only breasts are visible in scenes from "The Apartment Complex".

    Stephanee LaFleur Robo-hooters all by themselves, and being groped, plus there is a hint of pubes too. Vidcaps by Scanman from "Veronica 2030".

    Tatjana Simic Bare breasts and a thong view from "Flodder in America", also by Scanman.

    Nadia Capone

    Andree Pelletier

    Comments and Images by Spaz:
    Nadia Capone: Topless and frontal nudity from "Skull: A Night of Terror "

    Andree Pelletier: Topless and bare bum from "East End Hustle"

    To my knowledge, nude pictures of these obscure (but still active) Canadian actresses have never appeared on the internet.

    Part Five...and only 70 more images to go!

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