Wolfhound (2002) is a straight to vid softcore, but I suspect that was not the original intention. Allen Scotti returns with his wife and two children from New York to his ancestral home in Ireland to write a book, and also to learn about the childhood and parents that he has no recollection of. We slowly learn along with him that it is a village of shape shifters, many of whom spend time as Irish Wolfhounds, although there is the odd crow/town clerk/crow. Not only that, but when the local women are not in dog form, they are more or less bitches in heat, and one in particular, played by 1995 Heffer of the year Julie Cialini, seems to have a history with our hero. He soon runs afoul of the alpha male, and his wife isn't sure what is going on, but knows enough to know that she doesn't like it. It all leads to a confrontation between Scotti and the Alpha male, and between Scotti and his wife, who is going back to the big apple with or without him.
Along the way, Scotti has hot sex several times with Cialini who gives a three B performance. The film was shot on location in Ireland, features lots on animal actors, and even has some special effects. I suspect it was intended as a horror/thriller, but they soon realized that they had too much nudity and sex for the genre, but not enough for a soft core, so they brought in Regina Russel and Julie K. Smith to do a three way and up the breast count.
IMDb readers have this at 3.0, and the comments are brutal. Some were furious that it was not even a werewolf film. They must read as badly as they write, it is called Wolfhound, not Werewolf. Others complained about the acting. I will concede that the acting was not up to B horror/thriller standards, but was within the norm for soft core. The one intelligent criticism was on the photography. They had no end of trouble pulling focus, especially on two-shots, and badly botched attempts at backlighting, and ambient light through doors and windows, resulting in a very high percentage of shots with blown highlights. They also way overdid the often pesky smoke machine in one scene. Correct the lighting and photography mistakes, and work on an accent for Cialini, who has the brogue of a midwest cheerleader, and this would be an exceptional soft core film. As it si, it barely meets genre expectations, and is a low C-. Of course, as a horror thriller, it is in E territory.
Juliw K. Smith and Regina Russell
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated
The trailer for The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in
3-D Robert Rodriguez's film about a 10-year-old
outcast shunned by classmates and forced to spend summer
vacation alone. With his two imaginary friends - the title
characters - he goes on a mission to prove that dreams can
You really love your Mac? How about some erotic Apple
The U.S. Astronaut Hall of Fame. Includes info
about all the famous ones except Buzz Aldrin, who was banned
for betting on launches.
The case of Texas Guitar Man Vs. "Fat Actress" : "A
veteran Texas bluesman claims that one of his songs--an
appreciation of bountiful babes titled 'Big Leg, Heavy
Bottom'--was improperly included in last month's debut of 'Fat
Goldfinger's Bodypainting . I'm not sure why, but I
find this very sexy and hot.
Alex Jones (he's sorta famous) exposes Schwarzenegger's
embarrassing deep secrets, and so forth and so on. "AMERICA IS
IN DANGER!" (It's a rant, not a humor piece.)
Live web cams from all over the world. (No, not the
kind with hot girl-on-girl action)
Ausie paper reports:
"HUGH JACKMAN is playing Clark Kent's Dad in SUPERMAN."
Vanity Stamps Go Postal Again
Most Americans Believe Charges Against Michael Jackson
eBay item - Albert Einstein Image On My Toast - Huh?
Meet the Fockers kicks butt in its first week on the rental
market. (Not surprising, considering its big B.O.)
Craft Corner Deathmatch: "Every Thursday night at 9
on the Style Network. It's Martha Stewart Living meets Mad Max
Beyond Thunderdome. The New York Post calls it 'utterly
demented--and addictive as crack.'"
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes pic ... It's kinda cute.
Katie bends over to kiss the little fella on the forehead.
Picking a lock with your hard drive???
Attention Star Wars geeks:
eBay item - Huge Life Size X Wing : "The life-sized
X-wing in this auction is one of only 8 left in the entire
world. To our knowledge, it is one of only two that have ever
been released into public hands."
Italian coffinmaker has a sexy girly calendar. So
you can cum and go at the same time.
MILLIONS FLEE KATIE COURIC
Zebra Gives Birth to Foal Sired by Donkey: "It's
male. But what is it? A zonkey? A deebra? That's the debate in
Barbados since a zebra gave birth to a foal sired by a
donkey." The Zebra's previous foal was sired by Colin Farrell,
and zookeepers call it either a Mebra or a Zick.
The Daily Show looks at the latest developments in Iraq
The Daily Show's International Round-Up: The Indian Prime
Minister and the Pakistani President go on a 'man-date.'
Weekly World News: "DEADLY NEW CREATURES LIVE IN SMOG!"
Health officials claim Smoglodytes have killed over 36,000 in
Mexico City -- and warn: The death toll is expected to be even
higher in L.A. and other large cities" (As opposed to tiny
cities like Mexico City?)
Astronomy pic 'o the day- The Moons of Earth
Coldplay is the first British band since the Beatles to have a
new entry in the US Top 10.
Japoanese site specializes in photos of abandoned buildings
Some excellent photos of a dust storm in Iraq
The trailer for My Treasure
- Ruthie and Or, a mother and her daughter, live in a
small Tel Aviv flat. Ruthie has been a prostitute for the
last twenty years. Or has tried many times to get her mother
to quit working the street, but without success. The daily
routine of the 18 year-old Or is an endless succession of
petty jobs: washing dishes in a restaurant, cleaning
staircases and collecting deposit bottles while attending
high school whenever she can. Ruthie's health is worsening.
After an umpteenth visit to her mother at the hospital, Or
decides that this time, things must change for good.
Here is the trailer for Now & Forever
- The official release says: "John Myron (Adam Beach) and
Angela Wilson (Mia Kirshner) discover each other amidst a
backdrop of clashing cultures to form a powerful bond. One
tragic night, John rescues Angela from a wicked act of
betrayal. Faced with its aftermath, Angela flees town,
unaware that she has put into motion a dramatic and intense
string of events that will forever change the course of
their lives. Harboring a secret, John guides Angela to a
shocking realization that will uncover the past as a
dramatic love story unfolds. They say sooner or later all
love stories will end; Now & Forever is the exception."
The trailer and two TV spots for Renny Harlin's Mindhunters
- I saw this film and reviewed it in 2003 - not sure if
Harlin has re-cut since then. It's a popcorn flick, but I
kinda liked it, especially the first few minutes.
Here are my thoughts about the film, or at least
about the version that existed back then.
Here are the two new TV
spots for Mindhunters.
Politically correct police strike again.First
Cookie Monster starts eating passion fruit, now they've even
taken the trans fat out of Oreos. I sure hope Kraft
has made sure that the taste has not changed, because if it
has, just call this crap Newer Coke.
Here is a rarity - the Paul Shrader draft of Suspect Zero.
... If you want to read something about the evolution of this
my take on the movie.
The complete list of People's 50 Most Beautiful People, 2005
style. People readers chose Pitt and Jolie as most
beautiful man and woman. Alba couldn't topple Jolie from the
top spot, but she did make the list, if you're wondering. (How
could she not?)
Sources are reporting that
wrestler Chris Candido is dead at 33. He had ankle
surgery Monday, but managed his team in a championship match
just twenty four hours later. No further info is available,
and the police in his home town did not confirm the death
Farmer convicted of feeding his employee to lions.
- Incidents of widespread panic were reported across the
country today as millions of terrified Americans fled Katie
Couric, the host of the NBC's Today Show. The frenzied
exodus marked the latest turn in the storied career of the
morning host, once considered America's sweetheart but now
widely seen as a ruthless diva capable of crushing all in
her path at the slightest whim.
Wanna buy Pope Benny Hex's old car? Just pony up a million
simoleons ... for a 1999 Volkswagen Golf! Yes, sit
ex cathedra behind the wheel and experience the
responsive power steering and "infallible" anti-lock brakes.
A bad sign in this review of The Hitchhiker's Guide: "the
packed theatre in which I was sitting was eerily quiet."
- I was in Zimbabwe in the mid 90s, doing a project for
Mobil, back when there was far less tension in that country.
I was planning a weekend with a travel agent who asked me,
"Golf or Victoria Falls?" I said, "I thought I could do
both. Isn't there a course right there?" "Yes," she said,
"but it is closed because of the drought." "I never thought
of that," I replied lamely, "I guess they can't keep it
playable without water." "That's not the problem," she
explained, "because they can still keep it lush with water
from the river if they need to. The problem is that when
there is a drought, the lions expand their feeding
territory, and their expanded area includes the golf
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Here are the official results in our "Best Lesbian Love Scene" poll.
In the meantime...Email Scoopy Jr. new poll suggestions!
Or....review the results of our previous polls:
The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
Best All Time Television Comedy
Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance
The Top 20 Best Straight Sex Scenes
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Today the Ghost takes a look at another Fred Olen Ray softcore flick, "Teenage Cavegirl". Plenty of porn-babes showing a variety of skin while having some pseudo, and possibly real sex. Zipped .wmvs as usual.
- Lezley Zen, robo-hooters and pseudo-sex.
- Kennedy Johnston gettin' it on.
- Jezebelle Bond, gettin' it on with some steriod-filled dude.
- Kennedy Johnston and Jezebelle Bond. In 1 and 2 we have some group sex. Full frontal in #3. Lesbian bathing in 4-6.
- Kennedy Johnston and Nicole Sheridan in a 3-way scene.
|No nudity here, but in these Johnny Moronic 'caps, Watts looks extremely fit while wearing a variety of revealing outfits.
|Both ladies are topless in these Flautista 'caps from the Spanish movie "Crimen ferpecto" (2004).
|The young star wearing a bikini top (again) on a recent episode of her show on the WB, "What I Like About You".
|The Skin-man takes a look at the 1983 softcore flick, "Emmanuelle in Prison" aka "Women's Prison Massacre". Romano bares some very nice breasts plus she also goes full frontal.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
PRESIDENT PREEMPTED FOR PARIS HILTON
Good Luck Surviving! - Last night, President Bush held a rare prime time
press conference to discuss Social Security reform, Iraq, oil prices and
other pressing issues. But it was on the first night of May Sweeps. After
an hour, he joked, "We better finish this up, there are TV programs to
show. And I want to help the economy." But it was heard only on ABC and
PBS because CBS had already cut away in mid-sentence to "Survivor," NBC to
Donald Trump, and Fox to Paris Hilton's "The Simple Life."
Fox viewers didn't even notice the difference.
If only Bush were hot.
Bush should've let Barbara and Jenna give the press conference.
Donald Trump and Paris Hilton: two people who will never need Social
ABC would've cut away, but they've got nothin'.
WOMAN SENTENCED FOR RAPE
Did She Use Her Teeth?! - Norway prides itself on sexual equality, and now
they can brag that they've convicted their first woman of rape. A
31-year-old man claimed he fell asleep on a sofa at a party and awoke to
find a 23-year-old woman giving him oral sex. Under Norwegian law, all sex
acts with someone who is unconscious or unable to oppose it are considered
rape. The woman claimed he was awake and consented, but a court found her
guilty of rape and sentenced her to nine months in jail and to pay the man
$6,335 (US) in compensation.
Wow, she must've done it VERY BADLY!
So this guy got a 23-year-old woman to pay him $6,335 to give him oral
sex? I have a new hero!
RONALD McDONALD GETS A POOCHIE MAKEOVER
M.C. Donald - Get ready for the new, more in-your-face Ronald McDonald!
McDonald's head of marketing said Ronald is getting some attitude, so he
doesn't appeal only to kids. His humor will become more "Shrek"-like, with
pop culture references and double-entendres that adults get. He'll start
popping up at sporting events, and he's trading the clown outfit and big
shoes for seven new costumes, including a tux, a beach outfit and a
basketball jersey. The spokesman said, "We're letting Ronald escape from
He'll cut a gangsta rap album and move from the playpen to the crib.
Whoever came up with this idea must've escaped from a playpen.
Do we really want to hear fart jokes in a restaurant
Look for this to be satirized in the truly hip Jack-In-The-Box
MARLON BRANDO ESTATE SALE
He READ Those Scripts?! - About 250 items belonging to Marlon Brando will
be auctioned June 30th by Christie's New York. It includes movie scripts
with his personal annotations, letters and gifts from famous friends, his
Oscar nomination certificate for "On The Waterfront," and lots of stranger
items, from his foosball table to the black velvet tunic he wore in
It makes a very stylish beach cabana!
Good luck getting all the powdered sugar off it.
For some reason, all the foosball men have teeth marks on them.
The other 240 items are empty pizza boxes.
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