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The big nudity news of the day...Maggie Gyllenhaal got buck nekkid Tuesday night on HBO's "Strip Search"!

Here's some info from

Much more are the goodies!

  • These first 4 were a late addition to yesterday's page for those who may have missed them. (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Today's freshly picked crop of Gyllenhaal showing all 3 B's! (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

Be sure to check out Shiloh's video clips below!

"Alice in Wonderland"

Alice in Wonderland (1976) (day two). Alice is taken by the white rabbit to meet the Mad Hatter, who proudly displays is penis length on his hat. He gives her a lesson in sucking, but they rush to the aid of Humpty Dumpty. He had a great fall, and sprained a ball, and that's not all. His ding-a-ling doesn't work either. They call in the singing nurses, who strip in time to a rousing song, "He can't get his ding-a-ling up," then they try a little 69, but he is not fazed. Then Alice tries her new found oral skills on him with more success.

Next Alice meets Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee, who cavort mostly naked all day and have sex together. They decide to demonstrate just how for Alice, and she pays close attention. Then she meets the king, and finally the queen, who wants her head -- not cut off, but buried in her snatch. The queen cums, and Alice goes, waking up back in the library.

Tweedle-dum is played by Sue Tsengoles, the queen is played by Juliet Graham, and the nurses aren't identified. All show everything, including hard core sex acts. This is arguably the best film ever made that is also a hard core adult film. Even in the R version, it was well liked by both men and women, showing that the 10 hard core minutes are not necessary to the enjoyment of the film. IMDb readers have this at 5.6 of 10, but IMDb has applied the double secret formula here. The mean score is 7.5 and 33% of voters gave it a ten. The film is out of print, although Amazon has a few used copies in the $50.00 price range, however, there is good news. I found someone who has ripped this to DVD, and will sell it for under $20.00. If anyone would like contact info, send me a private Email. The quality is no better or worse than any VHS copy I have seen. In other words, it is not very good. I don't expect to ever see a cleaner version. On the other hand, at least you can stop the action and see every frame, etc, making it a much better idea than a $50.00 used VHS copy.

I have said in the past that C+ was the highest score possible for a hard or soft core film, but I am giving this one a B-. It did very well with people who usually do not like adult films due to the plentiful humor and clever parody of the Lewis Carol classic. I will caution that, if you are a big fan of modern porn, this will be far too tame for your tastes.

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  • Juliet Graham (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24)
  • Nurses (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27)
  • Sue Tsongoles (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    .wmv clips:




    Movie beauty KIM BASINGER is set to shock audiences in her next film by appearing completely naked - at the age of 50.   The OSCAR-winning actress defies her advancing years in THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR, and has a raunchy sex scene with teenager JON
    FOSTER.  A source says, "She's still got the body of a young woman in her prime." (GES/WNTST)




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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.



    • The story of the day: here's quite a comprehensive summary of Maggie Gyllenhaal's nudity in Strip Search (.avi, .wmv). Big download, but definitely worth it if you like Maggie.

    • You can't go wrong with Jennifer Connelly in Of Love and Shadows (.avi, .wmv)



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    The Corruptor (1999) is one of those white-man-out-of-his-element cop movies. Everyone does them. Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes, Danny Glover and that Aussie dude with the Christ complex, and now Mark Wahlberg. Someday, someone is going to explain what Wahlberg is doing in movies, but until then all of them... this one in particular... completely evade me.

    Marky Mark starts out all clean and virtuous as he investigates Asian smugglers of Asian products and Asian women. One slip and down the greased pole of illicit sex and money he goes. If I cared a rat's ass about his character I would have been interested. And if the action sequences had anything resembling pace and tension, I would have liked watching it. And if a whole lot more gals would have gotten nekkid and done delightfully risque things, I would have liked it even more. But none of the above is true. An IMDb rating of 5.5 is just fine, then, because that's a failing grade, which is appropriate for a failed movie.

    A few women go topless. Alice Poon gives the Markster a massage after she removes her top. You'll remember Alice as the camerawoman from Crash. Am I the only one who thinks a powdered, citrus-flavored breakfast drink consumed by astronauts has seriously screwed up by not hiring her as its spoke person? They could not-so-subtly associate the product with sex, all the while appearing so very innocent. "But it's her real name."

    And then some nameless Asian sex workers show off their knockers as the cops round them up. That's it. Nuthin else to look at.

    The bottom line here is one of confusion. I cannot determine at whom this movie was targeted and I cannot imagine who in his right mind would watch it... unless he wanted to capture some images of nekkid Asian women. Maybe then.

    Ángela Molina Topless in a scene from the Spanish film "La Largas vacaciones del 36" aka "Long Vacations of 36" (1976).

    Marion Cotillard Topless in scenes from the 1998 French action/comedy "Taxi", written and produced by Luc Besson. Currently the American remake starring Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon, Ann-Margret and Gisele Bundchen is in post production, with a release date set for October 8th, 2004.

    Monica Bellucci

    The Italian mega-babe getting seriously groped in scenes from "A los que aman" (1998).

    Molly Ringwald
    Roxanna Michaels

    From the small budget film with a decent cast that many IMDb readers call a 'sleeper', the 1995 film "Baja". Michaels is topless, Ringwald is seen in a bra.

    Kristen Miller DeadLamb 'caps of my favorite babe from the syndicated series "She Spies" giving up an excellent downblouse view.

    Erinn Bartlett
    (1, 2)

    Christina Ricci
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Johnny Moronic takes a look at the indie film "Pumpkin". Erinn Bartlett shows a side breast view in a sex scene, and Ricci shows plenty of pokies.

    Lindsay Lohan
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Paparazzi pics of the young actress wearing a dress with some partial breast views.

    Nikki Cox From the opening credits of the NBC series "Las Vegas" we see her always impressive cleavage.

    Kelly Carlson
    (1, 2, 3)

    The "Nip/Tuck" co-star in dark scenes from "Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation" (2004). She's topless in all 3, and in link #3 we see a side view that shows partial rear nudity and maybe some pubes (too dark to tell).

    Leonor Watling
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Marvin 'caps of the beautiful Spanish actress topless in scenes from the Pedro Almodóvar movie "Hable con ella" aka "Talk to Her" (2002).

    Erica Parker
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    Señor Skin 'caps from the movie ranked #30 on the IMDb Bottom 100 list..."House of the Dead" (2003). Parker is topless and shows a thong view. Some of these 'caps are simply gorgeous (links 10-14)

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Best Friends Money Can Buy - Next week's final episode of "Friends" is expected to draw up to 50 million viewers, and NBC is cashing in by charging $2 million for a 30-second commercial. That's a sitcom record: in today's dollars, an ad during the finale of "MASH" would cost $840,000, and that drew 106 million viewers. But some advertisers are willing to pay it: "Friends" has already sold ad time to GE, Allstate and Anheuser-Busch.

  • Five seconds each...
  • "Friends" is about these incredibly hot girls who have sex with these dorky guys, so a beer commercial should fit right in.
  • But Afro-Sheen was not interested.
  • NBC has to charge that much: it's the last money they'll ever make.

    Bang-Up Job - Teenhollywood reports that during shooting of his new movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" with Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt kept making shooting sounds with his mouth every time he pulled the trigger of his prop gun, like a little boy. The director finally had to tell him off to make him stop.

  • He can't stop...Hollywood actors can't resist shooting off their mouths.
  • Jennifer Aniston finds this cute, but Angelina Jolie was about to kick his ass.
  • When anybody else pulled a trigger, he'd yell, "Ya got me!!"

    You Smashed My Piano, Man! - Sunday, Maria Dono, 93, of Bayville, Long Island, returned from shopping to find Billy Joel's car sticking out of her home. In his third wreck in two years, Joel skidded off a wet road and hit her house. Nobody was injured, and there was no evidence of drugs or alcohol use. Dono wants the mess cleaned up right now. She told the New York Post, "He hit my bushes and the wall. He'd better come fix it. I'm sure he has money."

  • Not really: he spends it all on car insurance.
  • Apparently, not enough to hire a chauffeur.
  • Maria Dono was not born yesterday.
  • It just proves the old saying: "Live long enough, and eventually, Billy Joel will drive into your house."

    My Life-Is-Unfair Lady - Paris Hilton's mother, top New York socialite Kathy Hilton, is getting her own NBC reality show that will be the opposite of her daughter's "The Simple Life." In "The Good Life," ten young women from poor, Midwestern backgrounds will come to New York where Mrs. Hilton will put them up at the Waldorf-Astoria; introduce them to top people in the social set, publishing, cosmetics and fashion; and show them how to dress and behave like socialites.

  • Lesson one: Lose those panties, girls!
  • She obviously couldn't even teach her own daughter how to behave...or how to get dressed.
  • Then the young women will attend a grand party, where they will be shunned.

    She Got Lots Of Practice In Her Videos - Christina Aguilera was paid nearly $1 million to make a commercial in the UK for Virgin mobile phones, and it's a takeoff on Meg Ryan's famous diner scene in "When Harry Met Sally." It took about four hours to film, so the Sun tabloid noted that she was paid nearly $250,000 an hour to fake an orgasm, which could be a new record.

  • No, Janet Jackson got millions for her last album, and it's just 40 minutes of fake orgasms.
  • Actually, Ivana Trump's divorce settlement worked out to about $500,000 per fake orgasm.
  • They'd wanted her to fake being a Virgin, but that she could not do.

    The ex-husband of "Baywatch" babe Gena Lee Nolin is reportedly shopping around a tape he made of her stripping and having sex with him, in which he can be heard telling her, "Take that bra off for daddy," and later chortling to himself, "I'm going to make a (BLEEP)ing million."

  • That should cover his legal fees.
  • That should really impress the ladies!
  • Gee, wonder why she'd want to divorce a prize like him?
  • And yet, guys like THAT get to marry "Baywatch" babes!