"Alice In Wonderland"
Alice In Wonderland (1976) is a hard core fantasy musical comedy based on the Lewis Carroll story. It was first released in an R version in 1976 with a running time of 76 minutes, but there were persistent rumors that more explicit footage existed. Finally, the producers felt the climate in the courts was such that they could release the full version, which contains an additional 10 minutes of hard core footage, including cunnilingus, felatio, masturbation with finger insertion, intercourse, and cum shots.
Alice is a prudish librarian who rebuffs her boyfriend for wanting to become intimate, because such behavior is not nice. He leaves in a huff after telling her rather plainly that her attitude is immature, and just plain wrong. She returns to work, and runs into Alice in Wonderland. She realizes she has never read it, which starts her thinking that she was to busy trying to grow up to enjoy being a kid, and had missed so much. Possibly her boyfriend is right.
Enter the white rabbit. Alice follows him through the looking glass, and into Wonderland. She is met by Muggies who save her from drowning, lick her dry, and give her a tin dress to wear, replacing the blue one that was much too big after she shrunk. As she progresses through Wonderland, she has ever more sexual experiences, and learns many lessons. Here are some examples.
Alice: If it feels good, it must be bad.
Answer: If it feels good, it is good. You've been listening to the wrong people. Learn to trust yourself.
Alice: (About masturbating) It's not nice.
Answer: Everything about you is nice. You don't have some nice parts and some that are not nice.
She eventually realizes that growing up is learning to trust yourself, and make your own decisions. After a command performance by the queen, she escapes, and wakes up to her boyfriend knocking on the door. He has come to apologize, but she beats him to it, and is finally ready to give him what he has been wanting.
There is entirely too much nudity in this film for one night, but, other than the fact that this is a hard core with a very strong story, the most important thing about it is that Alice is played by former Ford model and mainstream star Kristine DeBell. The hard core images are at the end, for those that want to rush to or avoid them.
Tomorrow, the rest of the nudity, and more about the characters in Wonderland.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Jericho Mansions: (2003)
No matter how weird things got back in the 60s and 70s, Hunter
Thompson wrote, "it never got weird enough for me".
Hunter has obviously never seen Jericho Mansions, which is kind
of "Angel Heart meets Lost Highway".
Sonny Corleone plays an agoraphobic superintendant in a run-down
tenement house which he has not left in thirty years. One of his
tenants turns up dead. The police consider him the main suspect, so
he ends up doing his own search for the killer, who may in fact be
himself. Or perhaps he is actually the victim. Or perhaps he is
both. Or neither. Perhaps there was no murder. Perhaps he is not
even in this movie, and is a Mexican masked wrestler, because he
wakes up one night and finds that he can speak fluent Spanish. This
must somehow be related to his flashbacks of a bloody,
Spanish-speaking man walking through the desert. But how?
Director Alberto Sciamma has obviously watched Mulholland Drive
too many times, and tries to evoke the same David Lynch sense of
"slickly-filmed thriller on the surface, but with some mysterious
psychological and philosophical underpinnings". Some of what we see
is real, some of it dreams, some of it flashbacks, some of it
Or maybe we don't really exist, and our universe is just one
collective delusion. Beats the shit out of me.
- Jennifer Tilly wears a see-through bra. (1,
It has been ages since I did an accurate count of the pictures on
our site. I did it today. Our estimates were way off. Not counting
Tuna's section or today's issue, there are 422,873 pics and movies (very few movies
in that total). Since Tuna is over 50,000 himself, the site is now
hovering in the 475,000 range. Holy shit.
wanted to mention from today's FH that Petter Hegre's pix are of HIM
doing his wife Luba in the jungle ... that's Mr. Hegre in the photos
(he's FAR too possessive to share her, believe me!).
Also, in the vintage "French" porn, images bvhc006 and 0012 are of
burlesque queen (and Jack Ruby friend) Candy Barr from the
underground stag classic, "Smart Alec".
Since I've missed three weeks of FH's, is there any place I can go
to find all the caps from The L Word that you might have
posted? And did you ever run Edie Falco's flesh from the
- I'm not even sure of all the Mia
Kirshner film clips were ever capped into stills. Shiloh just
kept doing the clips, and the rest of us fell behind him.
- Falco's scenes (or her body doubhe-
whichever) are in the back issues starting the day after the
scenes happened. Look in the Monday and Tuesday issues after
the Sunday episode aired. Once again, Mr Shiloh was the guy
who had it under control.
Alison Bartlett (Sesame Street) may have had a nipple slip in bed
with Steve Buscemi in this week's Sopranos. Check out the view
under his lower arm when she lowers herself behind him... There's
two shots, with a significantly different view in each. I think the
1st may be the money shot though...
Supporters plan Ronald Reagan University. It will be
the only university where "I can't recall" will be considered a
correct answer to all examination questions. Financing will be
complete as soon as Oliver North finishes selling all the latest
weapons to Iran.
It's the great Hollywood cover-up, in the era of post-tittygate
- Some new stills and a teaser for
The Chronicles of Riddick
Actor Robert Downey Jr. and his estranged wife, actress-model
Deborah Falconer, have officially ended their 12-year marriage.
The break-up was prompted when Downey sobered up briefly last
Thursday and said "Holy shit! I'm married?"
Those Hollywood studios are really coming up with some creative
US intelligence officials now reading blogs. They can't
beat Terror yet, but they can kick Super Mario's ass. And don't
get me started on trying to beat a g-man at that penguin and yeti
The Daily Show looks at the Washington Women's Rights March
- Six clips from the new Olsen Twins movie:
New York Minute
Which classic movie are you?
Commercial Breaks and Beats :: The UK TV Advert Music Database
BOB WOODWARD GETS J.D. SALINGER TO TALK (spoof)
Maggie Gyllenhaal is stark naked in HBO's "Strip Search"
- Here's a third featurette about
Alien vs. Predator
- URL says it all:
Porn star Zach Thomas: In the Army Now, Serving in Iraq:
"Zachary Adams, better known within the adult industry as Zach
Thomas, the ex-husband of Sunset Thomas, sent an email to AVN.com
that we have decided to publish unedited, with the exception of
deleting the real name of Sunset Thomas"
Add Porn Star To List Of Outsourced U.S. Jobs
18 Million people don't download music anymore
- The official site for
Dodgeball, the movie.
- The trailer from a new documentary:
Lost Boys of Sudan
- The trailer and three film clips from the re-release of
Monty Python's Life of Brian
- The trailer for a new documentary:
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster.
- Trailers for:
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence.
Nicholas Cage to marry 19 year old waitress. He's 40.
They plan to have children after she reaches puberty.
Here's a tip for you bears: if you are going to attack campers,
avoid the camps for emotionally troubled youths.
Fuck the Spotted Owl. We serve their wings, Buffalo
style, at the Scoopy Restaurant. Many people find them an
excellent appetizer before a big, juicy manatee steak.
Molecules with Silly Names
You say you always wanted to do the Harlem Globetrotter warm-up
exercise? Put on Sweet Georgia Brown and link up here.
NYPD Video Cops Are Sex Spies
Focus on Arlen Specter's primary challenge, on National
John Kerry threw his medals like a girl.
Russell Crowe is apparently considering taking the role of the
late Moe Howard, chief knucklehead of the Three Stooges,
in a comedy featuring the old screen team written and directed by
merry film pranksters Peter and Bobby Farrelly.
Xtina paid half a million pounds to fake an orgasm, Meg Ryan
Hubert Selby Jr., the acclaimed and anguished author of 'Last Exit
to Brooklyn' and 'Requiem for a Dream,' died Monday at 75
- Tuesday is free cone day at
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
Actress Halle Berry has filed for divorce from her husband, R&B
singer Eric Benet.
- The full trailer from
M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Village'.
Charisma Carpenter will be in the next issue of Playboy
- One of the truly disgusting sites on the net-
Ogrish.com : Can you handle life?
Blender Mag looks at Courtney Love. (Includes a new-to-me topless
British audience shocked ... SHOCKED ... to determine that Britney
lip-synchs in concert!
Cate Blanchett gives birth to a son, reportedly with an
epic, swelling musical score in the background.
- The trailer for the Cole Porter biopic,
Puffy opens on Broadway in 'Raisin in the Sun'
One woman tries to catch a banana in her
mouth - when it is shot out of another girl's bum
- The trailer for an offbeat thriller,
The Burial Society
- Here's the trailer from
Frankie and Johnny Are Married: " A romantic comedy
about Michael Pressman, a successful television director/producer
and Lisa Chess, a talented struggling actress, who are married and
decide to mount a production of 'Frankie and Johnnie in the Clair
de Lune' in equity-waiver in Los Angeles with the hopes of
bringing some life and joy back into their marriage. They bring in
Alan Rosenberg to play Johnny and Lisa plays Frankie and Michael
directs. What starts off as a simple idea to revitalize the
marriage turns into an utter nightmare. Alan becomes insanely
difficult and the marriage becomes even more strained as the
rehearsal process becomes tense and explosive. It reaches a point
where after a devastatingly disastrous preview, Michael shuts the
play down and loses his whole investment, and possibly his
marriage. His only choice is to take over the role of Johnny
himself and fire Alan Rosenberg. Now the stakes are truly high as
to whether or not this couple can pull it off. "
- A full ten minute clip plus six short clips from the De Niro
- Seven new clips from Tina Fey's
- Clear out your calendar. Have your secretary hold your
appointments. It's time to watch,
"The Making of Garfield"
- Nine new clips from
Van Helsing. The marketing of this high budget film is
starting to seem a bit desperate.
- Apparently unaware it is a work of fiction,
defenders of Christianity Rebut 'The Da Vinci Code'.
Next they plan to rebut The Chronicles of Narnia.
archives. May also include newer material than the ones above,
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
Stuck on You came out yesterday on DVD. Eva Mendes
didn't get naked, but she did in this scene from Training Day. (.avi, .wmv)
Emilia Fox in Gunpowder (.avi, .wmv)
Charlotte Rampling in Max Mon Amour (.avi, .wmv)
To coincide with Tuna's review, here's Kristine de
Bell masturbating and sucking and fucking till the cows come home in
Alice in Wonderland (.avi, .wmv)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
The Other Woman (1992) is an erotic thriller with a
better than average entertainment value. As stories
for these sorts of things go, it is not bad... kind of
inventive and generally worthy of attention. The
acting is no great shakes and the directing and
editing, particularly of action sequences, bite the
big one. But the exposure is extreme and the several
women involved possess many features that make you sit
up and pay attention. Yes they do.
I grabbed this videotape (yep, these were capped from
the ancient, lost art of VHS recording) because one of
the principals, who plays the title character, is
Jenna Persaud, Penthouse Pet of the Month for April
1987. Jenna was, if you ask me, one of the most
attractive women to show up in that magazine. Five
years later, in her only screen performance, she has
grown several cup sizes but still looks great.
There are nine collages of Jenna:
Breasts in a sport-humpin scene in 1-3.
Breats in a beach-posing scene in 4-6 (that's former
adult film star Diedre Holland with her. She uses the
name Martine Anuszek for this film)
More breasts in a second sport-humpin scene in 7
Breasts and bum in a girls-humpin scene in 8 & 9.
The main character in this movie is a reporter who
interrupts her story on corrupt, powerful men to
search for the woman who she thinks is boffing her
husband. That character is played by Lee Anne Beaman.
Ms. Beaman is one of the rarest creatures in the DTV,
erotic thriller world, a double B actress... that is,
a B-movie actress with B cups. Nancy O'Brien used to
be another member of that club until she went under
the knife. So sad.
Lee Anne may have B cups, but she more than makes up
for it with an A+ bum. Damn, she's almost in Jaime
Six collages of Lee Anne
Full frontal in #1
Boobs and bum in a girls-only scene with Jenna Persaud
in 2 and 3.
Triple-B was she showers and plays with a fella in 4
and 5 (the two halves in #5 were each constructed from
three frames as the camera panned slowly).
Boobs and bum again in the shower and in bed with her
hubby (played by Adrian Zmed??!!!).
- Lee Anne Beaman
I put together collages of three other women. Two
collages are of Martine-Diedre because the
outdoor-posing scene she was in was so easy to work
with. And then there are two collages of a girl-girl
scene involving Regina Giesler and Victoria Deuschle.
This is flashback scene that attempts to explain Lee
Anne's fascination for other women by showing that her
mom (Victoria) also liked a neighbor woman (Regina) a
In the end, this was an almost-sorta-kinda-near-miss.
With a lot more talent in a few places this could have
been a poor man's Body Heat with way more bodies. And
that's nothing to sneeze at. An IMDb score of 4.3
seems spot-on if you consider only those features that
go into making a traditional drama, but when you're
honest enough to factor in the nekkid babes, you get
to add a couple of points. Make it a 6.0 or something
Once again, the Ghost delivers complete and thorough coverage of a Skinemax flick! Today it's the 1993 movie "Bare Exposure".
- Andrea Suzzane, topless (kinda small, but nice and natural breasts) in a love scene. This is her one and only IMDb credit.
- Andrea Suzzane .wmv
- Ashlie Rhey, the model turned Skinemax actress is topless and shows some rear nudity (links 10, 11, 29 and 32) in a couple of sex scenes.
- Ashlie Rhey .wmvs The rear nudity can be seen in link #3.
- Jennifer Thomas, playing the demanding role of "Contest Girl #2, Tina". Here she is topless.
- Lori Mann, playing the slightly less demanding role of "Contest Girl #4, Monica".
- Patricia Clift aka "Contest Girl #3, Ginger".
- Last but not least...Tammy Parks, the former Pet turned Skinemax and adult film star shows off her fake big'uns in several scenes.
- Tammy Parks .wmvs. Vids 1-4 feature her in some pseudo sex scenes.
|DeadLamb takes a look at the former "Party of Five" star looking great in "The Scoundrel's Wife" (2002). Link #4 features an almost full side breast view as she bathes.
|Some "paparazzi" pics of Paris in running around in a bikini. Honestly, if I had to guess I'd say that she has her own photographer follow her to catch those "candid" moments.
|Showing off her robo-hooters in Señor Skin 'caps from "Ice Cold in Phoenix".
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
MARTHA'S BROTHER SELLING HER JUNK
Memories To Cherish - Martha Stewart's brother Frank Kostyra was auctioning a
lot of his sister's youthful memorabilia on eBay. But he's delaying it a bit
after newspapers claimed Martha's black sheep brother was cashing in on her.
He denied that, saying he loves his sister and is just getting rid of stuff
he collected over the years, like her Singer sewing machine, her rocking chair
and her pink Formica kitchen table. Their mother, Martha Kostyra, defended
Frank, saying she was glad to get rid of that junk when she moved.
Like all those childhood photos of Martha.
It's just junk, like her old cauldron, her voodoo doll, her first cat o'
It includes the only E-Z-Bake Oven that was ever used to make souffle for
SIMON COWELL SEARCHING FOR OLDER "IDOL"
"X" Stands For "X-tremely Old" - Simon Cowell is reacting to criticism that
"American Idol" contestants aren't allowed to be over 24 years old. He's
planning a similar show called "The X Factor" that will allow anyone over 16 to
compete with no upper age limit. It will air initially in Britain. Cowell said
he hopes it will appeal to all the people over 35 who keep telling him there
aren't any singers they like on "Idol."
There will be no upper age limit! There may be contestants as old as...30!
There's only one condition: you still have to LOOK 20.
JUSTIN TO PLAY JOHNNY ROTTEN?
The Most Rotten Actor He Could Think Of - Former Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten
announced that he met recently with Justin Timberlake to ask him to star in a
movie version of his memoir, "No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs." Johnny said he felt
sorry for Timberlake for being "Britneyized," and that Justin had agreed to
play him, as long as the real Johnny stays away from the set.
So he won't be reminded of how horribly miscast he is.
This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Rotten casting."
Let's pray that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are available to play Sid
JOLIE TRIES ON TOWELS
Drat! They WERE! - WENN reports that Angelina Jolie recently amused clerks at
an L.A. Macy's by asking to take some Ralph Lauren towels into the dressing
room, explaining that she had to rub them against her body "to feel if they are
They weren't, but the clerks later sold them on eBay for $20,000.
Yeah, that was Winona Ryder's cover story, too.
This is why two-way dressing room mirrors were invented.