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Anna Nicole Smith (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

da Brat (1, 2, 3)

Heather Kozar

Paula Jones (1, 2, 3, 4)

7 great pics of Anna Nicole Smith from her 1996 appearance in Penthouse. #2 is a great example of her breasts before the ultra enhancement.

Next are three of Hip Hop artist Da Brat. I think I'll understand the secrets of the universe before I "get" pop music.

Not a nude, but a great cleavage scan of Heather Kozar in a Cutty Sark ad from Maxim.

Paula Jones, also from Penthouse.

ZG continues with his huge return to the Fun House! Today we have 20 more fabulous collages of top runway models! Most of today's feature nipples, either peeking through sheer clothing, or actual exposure.
Angela Lindvall

Audrey Marnay

Natalia Semenova

Maggie Rizer

Maggie Rizer #2

Maggie Rizer #3

Stella Tennant

Grace Kelsey

May Anderson

Erin O'Connar

Kim Ilginsky

Unknown Mystery Guest

Carmen Kass

Esther DeJong

Inna Zobova

Tasha Tillberg

Renata Maciel

Marianne Shroeder

Ana Claudia Michels

Lida Jegorova

The Funnies
Aussie dog food ads (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Yo queiro Taco Bell

The next Master Card spot?

Variations on a theme

Eat your heart out FOX! Today we have our very own version of "World's nuttiest ads you'll never see in America because we're too uptight"! Special thanks to Highlander for these ads from Down Under.

On to politics...Personally I think this whole Elian Gonzalez thing has gotten way out of hand. Granted, it is a touching issue, and I think everyone involved genuinely does care about the welfare of the little guy, but seriously...It must be a slow news month when something so obscure can fill our lives with household words. So of course, I welcome every chance to make fun of the situation.

WhyScan's Page Three Report
If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
Today's Page 3 girl....the 22 year old Jakki Staffordshire. Today's Gold is Amanda Forbes from 21st September 1990.
1, 2, 3, 4)

Page 3 Gold

Blinky's Runway Report
Runway Variety!
Linnea Marklung

Caroline Ribeiro

Lisa Ratliffe

Magali Amadei

Magali Amadei #2

Jr's tips: Lot's of skin today!
In the court of St. Jimmy
Emma De Caunes From one of our regular obscure celebrity specialists...here are 'caps from the French film "Un frère"
Amanda Pointer Vidcaps from "Guru in Seven".
Aislin McGuckin 'Caps from the movie "Trojan Eddie". Obscure yes, but at least I recognized some of the cast when I looked this one up!
Liane Forestieri More Euro fun with these 'caps from "Gewagtes Spiel".
Patricia Schaefer 'Caps from "Hotel Mama".
Sandra Borgmann Vidcaps from the German series "Hotel Elfie".
Stefanie Schmid Vidcaps of a striptease, always a favorite. These 'caps taken from "Tatort - Tödliches Verlangen"
Jona at VIVA interaktiv (1, 2) Comments by Slartibartfast:
She was a candidate on the German version of the Big Brother show. She had the good sense to leave the show after 5 weeks. Now she is about to get either a job as VJ or a part in the daily soap "Unter Uns". So these pics from her first public appearance at Viva-Tv will not be the last you will she of her. I´ve created over 50 montages of her in the last 5 weeks and I cant even start to describe how much I love this girl ;)
and ...
Candy Clark From "The Man who fell to Earth". 'caps by donbun.
Alice Evens Vidcaps by Touch.

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"The New Rose Hotel", from Tuna

I will review this one soon. I have the DVD, but haven't fired it up yet. In the meantime, enjoy Tuna's super captures of lots of Asia Argento, who is one of the hottest young stars in international films, and the daughter of the strange heavy-metal-and-gore schlockmeister Dario Argento.

thumbnails Asia (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

"Les Femmes", from Tuna

I don't know anything about this movie. Late Bardot - she was about 35 (she retired from films at 40). Considering in was liberated 1969, liberated France, and the legendary kitten Bardot, this must have been a terrible disappointment to flesh-seekers everywhere, because no boobs and only some modest looks at her famous derriere. Apparently nobody else has seen it either. It has no rating at IMDb, no external reviews, no user comments, nothing at all.

thumbnails La Bardot (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

"The Playgirls and the Vampire", from Johnny Web

You old guys will understand, but for you young bucks, let me put this movie into perspective. Perspective is critical to understand the past. For example, Rembrandt existed long before the impressionists started to add light and pastels to paintings. He existed in a word where paint-mixing skills were different. And he existed in a world where interiors were lit only by windows during the day and and candles at night. He existed in a time when people work dark clothing, and in which the nobility avoided the sun. You have to know those things, and not view him from today's context, or was he's just a guy whose entire pallette seemed to consist of various shades of dark brown. Same with some of these old flicks. Try to see them with my eyes.

This was made in 1960, when I was in elementary school. In those days, 11 year olds had no idea what a tit even looked like unless you either spied on your mom and sisters, or read National Geographic. There was no HBO, or nudity in PG-13 movies, or internet. In the mid 60's, we could sneak into art house stuff or European movies, but in 1960? - Ike was still president, fer heaven's sake. We didn't have jack. Looking back from today, it seems that Europe has always had grade-z horror films, and that they have always been available in cheesy dubbed versions, in which the dubbing was done by virtual non-actors. Well, tain't so. Between 1910 and 1957, there really were no Italian horror films, and even the respected I Vampiri bombed miserably at the box office in 1957.

So, a vampire movie from Italy was news enough, but when the vampire's first victim was exhumed from the grave and spent the movie naked, and when the other women in the cast were showgirls who even did stripteases - well, that was some pretty hot news in 1960. Of course, the naked woman was self-censored by camera angles, and the strip was just getting good when the menacing housekeeper interrupted the rehearsal while the bra was coming off, and .... well, you know. This is about a PG movie today, but in those days ..... Well, our older brothers would talk about this kind of crap for weeks or months, and we 11 year olds could only dream.

Gee, I'll bet you'll never guess the plot. Let's see. Five exotic dancers, their manager and their rehearsal pianist are driving through the Hungarian mountains when ..........

Surprise, they can't drive any further

They are in danger from a flooding river, the bridge is out, and they must take refuge in ......

Surprise, a spooky old castle where everyone is named Gabor, Laszlo, or Zoltan.

One of the showgirls looks exactly like ......

Surprise, the original countess whose picture is on the wall.

And therefore, she must become the bride of .......

Surprise, the original count, who is still alive as one of the undead.

But she is constantly fooled because the original count looks exactly like the current count, who is also alive and un-undead, and is a scientist trying to find a way to give his ancestor peace. But the ancestor sees some tasty strippers and his dead wife again and .....

Surprise, he's filled with spunk and vitality once more, and doesn't want to die now.

yadda, yadda, yadda

Also in this movie, as the comic-relief manager, is Alfredo Rizzo, who became famous as the chauffeur for Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday.

Lyla Rocco, a see-through. She is the one who looks like the original countess. Maria Giovannini, topless. She is naked throughout the last half of the movie, but her naughty bits are otherwise hidden by camera angles and darkness.

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