Monday

Monday's Images
Castamania
  • What could be better than Paris in Springtime? How about the FunHouse on Monday? RJL gets us started with brand new NON NUDE capturs of Laetitia Casta. Here she is in a very skimpy bikini (the most revealing of all these pics)
  • RJL's Casta tribute #2. In the sand.
  • RJL's Casta tribute #3. Backless one-piece suit
  • RJL's Casta tribute #4. Fashion bathing suit
  • RJL's Casta tribute #5. Some kind of a sport bikini. Casta is not an exercise fanatic
  • RJL's Casta tribute #6. Very lovely reclining nude
  • RJL's Casta tribute #7. One more bikini. Not a very revealing one.
  • RJL's Casta tribute #8. Just a very lovely head shot.
    • Treasures
  • Beautiful new-to-me Swain vidcaps of Lydie Denier full-frontal in "Satan's Princess"
  • One more of Helen Baxendale in "Truth or Dare"
  • PAL's vidcaps just keep getting better, in sensuous beauty and technical accuracy. Look at this scene of Laura Gemser in "L'alcova"
  • PAL's vidcaps of Anna Maria Rizzoli in "Scusi, lei č normale?"
  • PAL's vidcaps of Nadia Fares in "Elles n' Oublient Jamais"
  • Control C sent over Suzanne Somers, age 48, in "Seduced by Evil". She isn't naked, but there's enough showing to convince you that the thighmaster might not be such a bad buy. I got one, but I hooked it up to run in series with The Clapper.
  • one more of Suzanne Somers.
  • The wise and knowing Yoda used the force to get these nice caps of Yancy Butler in "The Hitman". Much better than the ones I've seen previously.
  • one more of Yancy. This time a decent look at the side of her bosom.
  • CHUD looks at Nina Siemaszko in "Wild Orchid Two: Two Shades of Blue".
  • Cornelia Sharpe in "Serpico"
  • Hugo's sexy vidcaps of pretty Kimberley Rowe full-frontal in "Rumble in the Streets"
  • Hugo's vidcaps of Cindy-lookalike Kandeyce Jorden in "Star Maps". Hugo wrote that he didn't have a great print to work with. They're not up to his usual standard, but that's a pretty damned high standard, so they're still good.
  • Dawk_z read about my comments on Joy Harmon's appearance in "Cool Hand Luke", and sent the scene over for us to enjoy!
  • Ending the day with one of my favorites ...Darryl Hannah ... in "Reckless". Captures by Graphics Response
    • Up to the minute with Crow and BeerCaps
  • You gotta love this guy, Crow. Day-after vidcaps of Sable (Rena Mero) in the evening gown match at WWF Unforgiven. And Crow says "more of Sable and Sunny tomorrow". Can't we give this guy some kind of Pulitzer Prize for this?
  • Sable #2.
  • Sable #3.
  • Not to be outdone in timeliness. BeerCaps sent us some caps from Janet Gunn in "Silk Stalkings". Pretty racy stuff for basic cable. As I said, thanks to these two 'cappers, I have been able to sell my TV and buy a lava lamp for that corner.
  • Janet Gunn #2
  • He also caught the usual kind of E! network fashion shots, this time of Daniela Pestova on the runway. This woman is beautiful beyond reason.
    • Sunday's Images
    The weekly Nucathon.
  • Assumpta Serna in "Wild Orchid". I always think of her as Brazilian, but the polyglot actress is actually from Catalunya. You can see Carre Otis in the background.
  • and here is Miss Otis topless in "Wild Orchid". Still cameras cannot do her justice. I watched "Orchid" recently ... one of the worst-acted movies ever, but a visual stunner in some respects, and Otis looks too good to be true.
  • Susan Penhaligon in the Paul Verhoeven movie "Soldaat van Oranje". The actor to the right of her is Rutger Hauer. I think it is Jeroen Krabbé on her left (I'm not sure. He was a lot thinner then).
  • Tammy "Rolling" Stones. I don't know a lot about her ... did bit parts in the early part of the decade.
  • Tatiana Patitz, hypermodel, and aspiring actress known to catty industry insiders as "Titz". She was the woman on the desk in "Rising Sun". This is an odd picture. Looks like she was caught in the dressing room .... ???
  • There are a couple of beautiful pics of Patitz in Volume P
  • This is quite a stunning full-frontal frame of Sheila White. She is known for her portrayal of Messalina in "I, Claudius" (we had vidcaps last week), but is probably more familiar to many as Rosie from the many "Confessions of ...." movies, a series of racy British comedies based on Timothy Lea's writing. She was naked a lot in those movies. This scene is from "Confessions of a Pop Performer"
  • Here is Miss White in another of that series, "Confessions of a Driving Instructor". This is something I never learned in Driver's Ed
  • I can't recall any great artistic triumphs in Randi Brooks' career. She was Bethel in "Wizards and Warriors", and did some crapola like "Hamburger: The Motion Picture" and other similar efforts that required her naked or near-naked presence. Her private life, however, was always entertaining. She lived next to Priscilla Presley, and her boyfriend once sued Priscilla because Presley's dog bit Randi, causing him to lose her, um, conjugal company. They never said exactly where she got bit, and I don't think I wanna know.
  • Kathleen Beller was an interesting looking actress who was perfectly willing to get naked whenever necessary, or even when unnecessary. Unfortunately, she wasn't exactly Heather Thomas or Severance in the body department, but she did have a large chest. I think this is from "The Betsy". (I saw the movie but I keep trying to forget it bacause my idol, Lord Olivier, made a complete fool of himself, failing completely to look young when necessary, and producing a laughable American accent. Plus the movie was the stinko de tutti stinki.
  • Here's Ava Fabian. As you may know if you are a regular, Scoopy Jr. and I have different tastes in movies. Ava Fabian's career is pretty much his Top 10 list. Well, not really. She was last seen in "Busted" ... a movie starring both of the dreaded Corey's (Haim and Feldman), and directed by one of them, Corey Feldman. I think those credentials just speak quality with more elegance than ever I could muster. I just wanna know this .... what executive got the bright idea to hire Feldman as a director? If you know where that guy is working now ... sell your stock.
  • Speaking of Corey's , here's Lowell, who is much easier on the eyes than the other two
  • One more of Ava Fabian
  • You guys know that I don't usually go on about women's bodies. I like beauty, and the body is a part of the picture. I'll make an exception for Susanne Severeid. I just adore the lines of her body, and it looks especially good here in the surf. Who is she? You, know, the usual would-be scream queen ... Howling 4 ... the whole girl-from-Iowa-who-tried-in-Hollywood sort-of-thing.
  • Susan Mechsner was another one of the bit part actresses in the 80's. She played a wrestler in two consecutive movies: a mud-wrestler in "Stripes" and a bad-girl in "All the Marbles". This is a strange picture which probably never should have been published. She looks good above the waist, but the angle makes her look too flabby around the middle and hips.
  • Oh, no, more naked Shakespeare. This time we have Sarah Young from the naked version of Hamlet. "Mom, dad, I got the part of Ophelia". I guess she can always hope that mom and dad never actually see the movie. Imagine their reaction after the first few minutes when they find that the normally melancholy Dane is smiling a lot more than usual, and their daughter is the reason. Imagine their pride. 400 years of Ophelia's, and none of the others ever gave Hamlet a reason to be rather than not be.
  • Roxy Pulitzer wrote a tell-all and posed for nudies, thereby exposing the seamy underbelly of the sybaritic cream of Palm Beach society.
  • Rosanne Katon was a stand-up comic. Here she happens to be standing up without any bra or panties. She also seems to be the best looking comic named Rosanne. She also was a POM in 1978 (one of the shorter ones at 5'2"), and was featured in some bad movies like "Zapped". In looking at her IMDb Filmography, I found one I have to see (I'll bet Pepper has it!): "Chesty Anderson, U.S. Navy". In addition to Katon, it stars Uschi, Sheri Eubank ("Supervixens") in the title tole, and Dyanne Thorne ("Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS"). The movie was directed by Ed Forsyth. Never heard of him? He's quite notorious. He wrote and directed "The Ramrodder", the infamous movie that starred Bobby Beausoleil, who was a member of the Charles Manson family! Beausoleil was convicted of the murder of Gary Hinman, a music instructor befriended by Manson.
  • Rosanna Schiaffino, who appeared in all possible movies about Troy, Hercules or Vikings. I guess she liked the flowing robes. She became semi-famous for her on-screen kiss of the black actor Sydney Poitier in "The Long Ships", which was considered by some at the time to be scandalous miscegenation. (Hey, it was 1955!)
  • Chelo Alonso. She's the grade-b version of Rosanna Schiaffino. Her entire career is movies about pirates, Maciste, barbarians, gladiators .....
  • Roberta Bizeau was the evil Quinn on Santa Barbara, but is seen here joining the ranks of women who have gotten naked with Starship Captains. In this case, she's with Captain Decker in an episode of "The Hitchhiker"
  • Patrizia Pellegrino, Italian TV Star. She once tried to act in an English-language movie. Sadly, it was "Final Justice" with that favorite of the Fun House, our own private Idaho and mascot, Joe Don Baker.
  • Elisabeth Huppert, sister of Isabelle Huppert, actress and model.
  • here's her beautiful, more famous sister, Isabelle Huppert
  • Supermodel Christy Turlington in a diaphanous top
  • There are a four of Turlington in Volume T
  • Caroline Munro. Was a Bond Girl way back in "The Spy Who Loved Me"
  • Beverly Aadland ... according to Nuc, she was Errol Flynn's mistress. That narrows it down. There's an exclusive club with a membership only slightly smaller than the group of air-breathing women.
  • Perpetually naked French actress Beatrice Dalle, shown here in "Sabba: Die Hexe" (English title:"Sabbath")
  • Pamela DesBarres, famed groupie
  • Myriem Roussel, 30-something French actress, seen here in "The Devils of Monza"
  • Monique Noel, Oregon-born POM in 1989
  • Meryl Streep. I went to see "Bridges of Madison County" in a first-run theatre, and this scene wasn't in there. I wonder why it was cut. It's actually quite sensuous and very fleeting. Anybody know? Is it a body double?
  • Linda Fiorentino in a scene that should have been cut. I like Fiorentino a lot, but she looks awful here.
  • Linda Dallas from the independent woman's wrestling (and apparently boxing) promotions.
  • Lesley Langley, British lovely who became Miss World in 1966. In a precursor to the Vanessa Williams scandal, magazines published nude pics of her taken two years before she became Miss World. She weathered it
  • LaToya Jackson. Of the dishonest 1919 Chicago Black Sox, it was written "Say they were a great team and let it go at that". With LaToya, say she is beautiful and let it go at that, because there's not much else good.
  • There are a couple beautiful shots of LToya in Volume J
  • Christiane Krüger, daughter of the screen star Hardy Krüger, and seen here in the very controversial "Double Face", in which Miss Krüger did a lesbian love scene.
  • I've seen a bunch of naked pictures of Catherine DeNeuve, but never this one. If I understand Nuc's notes, it's from the 1969 movie "Mississippi Mermaid"
  • The Baroness Carmen van Thyssen
  • scream queen Brinke Stevens, naked on a NYC rooftop. Quite a cool picture.
  • one more of Brinke Stevens, naked on a NYC rooftop.
  • Arielle Dombasle. She will be in the new Asterix movie. Another Fun House fave, Gerard Depardieu, the French Joe Don Baker, will be Obélix
  • Another one of those "salad days" pics of Andrea Thompson from "Beyond the Clouds" aka "Manhattan Gigolo"
  • Another of Jemma Richardson in "Buddha of Suburbia"
  • Juliet Stevenson. A serious actress best known for portrayals of Antigone in Greek tragedy, and Nora in Ibsen's "A Doll's House"
  • Julie Jordan, Rams cheerleader.
  • Joy Harmon, big-chest lady who made some minor movie appearances, most notably in "Cool Hand Luke"
  • Joan Collins. This picture illustrates her famous comment that her two breasts were horribly mismatched.
  • Maybe Jessica Harper really should have stayed covered up
  • Maybe Jessica Harper should have considered covering her face as well. Terrific performer, though.
  • On the other hand, Jennifer Warren should have gotten naked a lot more. She directed a movie in 1994, "The Beans of Egypt, Maine" (aka "Forbidden Choices")
  • fairly recent paparazzo shot of Sophia Loren
  • There is a really nice collection of Loren shots in the Encyclopedia, Volume L
  • Shauna Grant (Colleen Applegate). She was a pretty, bored Midwestern girl who went to Hollywood with her boyfriend. She descended into the world of porn, and enough madness to kill herself at age 21.
  • One more of Shauna Grant
  • With Tarzan on our doorstep, it isn't a bad time to take another look at tiny Jane March
  • There are a couple pretty nice shots of March in Volume M
  • Gina Nash, best known as Michael Biehn's wife
  • Penny Baker, centerfold chick, 1984 POM from Buffalo, New York
  • a truly odd picture of Sally Kirkland that I had never seen before
  • More of Miss Kirkland in Volume K
  • soap opera star Schae Harrison caught by the paparazzi
  • The paparazzi caught her doing more than sunbathing. Check out Volume H
  • Here's a tip for you youngsters. You don't need any performing skills or even the fundamentals of elocution, but if you stay in good shape, Sharon Stone will scrub your back. From "The Specialist"
  • Sherry Jackson, the original daughter on "Make Room for Daddy". Her career spanned from the 40's to the 90's
  • I don't know what Summer Knight does for a living, but after seeing the picture and her name, I have some decent guesses ready
  • I'll bet Stacy Moran does something similar to Miss Knight. Her last role listed in IMDb: as the do-me girl in "The Big Bang Theory". It's known as one of the few porn movies directed by eminent genius, Dr. Steven Hawking, in a vain attempt to make his Physics concepts more palatable to a mass audience. (In case you hadn't already figured it out, Dr. Hawking did not direct this movie. He was busy at the time directing "Cheerleaders in Chains")
    • New from RDO.
  • I believe RDO has now capped every frame of "Showgirls". A century ago in England, this would have earned him a lifetime in Bedlam. While this may not win him a Pulitzer even today, it will provide us quite a bit of cheesy entertainment. In fact, the sum total of all these pictures contains more cheese than all the episodes of MST3000 plus the entire State of Wisconsin. We've moved on from Berkley and Gershon to the bit players. Here's Maria Diaz
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Maria Diaz #2
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Maria Diaz #3
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Bethany Chesser
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Bethany Chesser #2
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Melinda Songer
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Melinda Songer #2
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Melinda Songer #3
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Rena Riffel
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Rena Riffel #2
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Dante McCarthy
  • RDO, "Showgirls", Ungela Brockman.
    • Helen Baxendale.
  • There is a grat deal of interest in the English cast member on "Friends", the actress Helen Baxendale, who is seen here in "Truth or Dare" (For Americans: this is not the Madonna movie. That is known in the rest of the world as "In Bed With Madonna").
  • She fits the "Friends" mold perfectly. Not a ravishing beauty, but an interesting woman who is interesting looking. She is seen here again in "Truth or Dare"
    • New from Graphics Response.
  • GR is really turning up the juice on his vidcaps. These are novel selections, technically excellent, and beautifully presented. What more is there? Here is a gorgeous presentation of Mareie-France Pisier in "The Other Side of Midnight"
  • GR vidcaps of Brenda Bakke in "Death Spa". They say that in most civilized countries, while it is forbidden to kill your wife, it is permissible to give her a free week at the Death Spa.
  • GR vidcaps of Helen Shaver in "The Osterman Weekend".
  • GR vidcaps of Hunter Tylo in "Initiation".
    • Those Evil Twins
  • The Collinson Twins. Control C did these vidcaps, so I'll let him tell the story "Twins of Evil" was the last of John Hough's (The Legend of Hell House) "Karnstein trilogy". The other two films in the trilogy were "The Vampire Lovers" and "Lust for a Vampire" all from Hammer films. The Collinson twins were Playboy's First twin playmates and had a vary brief film career.". This frame is the only one of Mary. Of the two, she has the prettier face, but she didn't show as much. You must look at this frame. First, because Mary is pretty. Second, because this frame is a beautiful frame capture by ^C.
  • The Collinson Twins. Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine Collinson #2
  • The Collinson Twins. Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine Collinson #3
  • The Collinson Twins. Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine Collinson #4
  • The Collinson Twins. Control C, "Twins of Evil", Madeleine Collinson #5
    • Brit babes
  • This is a treasure. It is the sketch made of Kate Winslet for the Titanic. Trivia answer: Winslet is the youngest actress ever to receive a second Oscar nominations.
  • Oh, no! It's Charlie Dimmock of "Ground Force" again. What is it that makes her such an objet d'lust in the U.K.?
  • Hmmmm ... well, this lady isn't exactly a babe, either, but she is topless. It's Susan Tully, who played Michelle for 10 years on "The EastEnders"
  • here is a public nipple-slip from Tanya Bryer
  • Kate Buffery, another telly actress from the U.K..
  • Frances Barber, currently in the "Real Women" series.
    • Miscellany
  • Hooligan 77 sent over three from Madonna's "Sex" book. Here she stops for a refreshing naked smoke, with her legs apart. Sadly, a bottle mars our view..
  • Madonna's "Sex" book, #2.
  • Madonna's "Sex" book, #3.
  • Chiara Caselli in "My Own Private Idaho". I used to have an Idaho, but I upgraded to a Montana for the gas mileage and the 4-wheel drive.
  • Jacqueline McKenzie in "Angel Baby"
  • The anonymous guy dug up some new-to-me vidcaps of Eva Habermann. They are from "First Love" (German TV Series).