Sunday

Tuna
"Marilyn Chambers' Bedtime Stories"

Marilyn Chambers' Bedtime Stories (1993) is a late night T & A featuring a 41 year old Marilyn Chambers, and five other women, Donna Salvatore, Isabelle Fortea, Camille Donatacci, Theresa Lynn and Victoria Frost. Marilyn is hosting a lingerie party, and the guest model the samples and exchange sexy stories. Three of them are roomies, and tell the story of their seduction of a country bumkin. Another tells how she met and tamed her husband, and Marilyn tells how she gained a hardhat type as a boyfriend. It is true to the T & A genre, as all six women show breasts and buns. IMDB is pretty much useless for this DVD, but if you search on Bedtime Fantasies, and chose the one in 1994, it has Marilyn Chambers listed in the cast, and the buy it link goes to the correct DVD at Amazon. None of the other information on the page, cast, crew or production year, is correct. This is humdrum T & A fair, and the stories do not have enough plot to be interesting. Marilyn does like very nice naked at 41, however. C-.

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  • Camille Donatacci (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Donna Salvatore (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Isabelle Fortea (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Marilyn Chambers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Theresa Lynn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Victoria Frost (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    The imager, French Box, recently posted his entire collection of 1200+ images, so I went through the whole set for nudity. Here are some beautiful highlights:

    • Some see-throughs of the incredible Laetitia Casta (1, 2, 3)
    • Tennis babe Martina Hingis
    • Tennis ... um ... player Mary Pierce
    • French Uberbabe Mathilda May donating her impressive chest to bra advertisements. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • Italian Uberbabe Monica Bellucci just being gorgeous (no nudity at all in the second one, but a beautiful picture of a beautiful woman) (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • Courtney Love, as subtle and delicate as ever.

    Updates:

    • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated

    • Honte's Swedish and International Celebrity site is updated

    Other crap:

      HR RBI OBP Slug OPS
    Piazza (road only) 39 117 .402 .606 1.008
    Hornsby 20 106 .434 .577 1.011
    DiMaggio 29 124 .398 .579 0.977
    Foxx 29 130 .438 .609 1.047
    Aaron 34 102 .377 .555 0.932

    The conclusion that Piazza is the best or second bast on the list also ignores the fact that catching is hard on the body. In other words, he's even better than he seems. He's hit .355 as a DH.


    Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Graphic Response
    • Catherine Zeta-Jones, baring breasts and bum in her screen debut. Vidcaps from 1990's "Les Mille et une nuits", aka "1001 Nights", aka "Sheherazade".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

    Spaz
    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Sasquatch" (2003)

    Grade-D low-budget horror even Lance Henriksen couldn't save. The special-effects budget was blown on building a hot tub in the middle of a forest, and they wasted the whole scene by using an obvious body double for Andrea Roth's only nude scene of the entire movie (although she did not object to the camera poking down her cleavage in an earlier scene).


    "Central Park Drifter" (1987)

    Grade-B horror initially released as "The Graveyard Shift" but re-named for the DVD release in order to avoid confusion with an awful Stephen King movie adaptation of the same name. Lots of vampire sex and nudity.

    • Helen Papas: boobs and bush making love in coffin.
    • Kim Cayer: boobs and buns. (1, 2)
    • Sugar Bouche: boobs and buns of steel but too dark to see Sugar's bush. (1, 2, 3, 4)
    • Jessie Taylor: full frontal


    CORRECTION: In Saturday's Funhouse edition the actress in "April Fool's Day" was mis-identified. She should be Deborah Goodrich.

    Hankster
    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    The old time machine goes all the way back to 1971 today for a visit to a classic movie "Straw Dogs".

    Susan George has been a favorite of mine for a long time and her scenes in this movie left lasting memories for me.

    Susan gives us pokies in a sweater, great leg and panty peek getting out of her car, and topless as she removes her sweater (links 10-16) and gives workers outside a real treat as she peers out her window.

    Variety
    Kristanna Loken
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    'Caps of the Terminatrix showing rear nudity and partial breast exposure from the International trailer for "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003).

    Jacy Andrews

    Shauna O'Brien- and Beverly Lynne

    Shauna O'Brien

    Tiffany Mason


    Part two of Dann's coverage of the Skinemax flick, "Dangerous Invitations". All the usual triple B views and pseudo-sex, plus O'Brien does some gyno-close ups.


    Monica Bellucci Italian mega-babe and co-star of the upcoming Matrix movies topless and baring her bum in scenes from the 1991 movie "La Riffa".

    Laura Leighton The former "Melrose Place" star looking great and showing parital breast exposure in vidcaps by DeadLamb from "Seven Girlfriends".

    Roma Downey
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    'Caps and comments by Gentleman George:

    Here are some 'caps from "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn". Very nice cleavage! I particularly liked her comment when he mentioned her outfit.... "I'm an angel no more!" Right On!

    Tara Fitzgerald
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

    The UK actress best known to most Fun House readers from the nude cinema classic "Sirens" (1994). Here she is baring breasts (all), bum (link #3) and bush (links 1-2) in 'caps by Señor Skin featuring scenes from the UK mini-series, "The Camomile Lawn".