Se7en and a Fun House Exclusive!
Scoop's notes: the enigmatic SE7EN is out of retirement! He holds two Fun House records. (1) One of his pictures from "In the Realm of the Senses" holds the record for most hits ever on one picture in one day. One of those pictures got something like 30,000 hits! In comparison, a monster pic like the Portman paparazzi pics gets 10,000, and some pics get 100. (2) Over the years, he has been the single most requested imager in our history. Everybody always writes. Whatever happened to SE7EN? He was the first guy ever to do DVD caps, that I know of, and is the best imager ever to do hardcore caps, that I know of. And I thnk he's always been a Fun House exclusive. Great to see him back. Hope he gets a chance to do more.
Meredith Snaider (1, (1, 2)

Taylor St. Claire (1, 2, 3, 4)

A Fun House EXCLUSIVE of Taylor!

I'm not familiar with Meredith. It seems these 'caps come from her only screen credit, "Habit".

Now Taylor St. Claire is someone I can talk about in depth! First up...Se7en has these 'caps of Taylor doing some hardcore scenes from "Pick Up Lines #33"

Next up is a Scoopy Junior Original image of Taylor that I guarantee you will not find anywhere else on the web! (by the way, I haven't come up with a signature stamp yet, so bear with me)

Here is the story....When I left the Fun House over a year ago, I entered the world of Professional Online Adult Entertainment Production. That's right...I made pornos! Well, mostly stills, but I produced and directed photoshoots and filming for adult content providers. most recent endeavors landed me out in good ol' LA, and for a convention, we hired none other than Taylor St. Claire to be the company's spokesmodel. The image above is from one of our first shoots with her, and to date has only appeared on a web site that I built for the company. Since then the image has been removed during website remodeling, and to my knowledge can only be found here in the Fun House! Let me know if you care for more.
WhyScan's Page Three Report
If Page Three is unfamiliar to you, this link describes the Page Three tradition.
Today's Page 3 girl....the 19 year old Melanie form Watford. (1, 2, 3, 4)
Blinky's Runway Report
Here is day 2 with Mathilde Pedersen
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
Jr's tips: Not a lot to see today. In fact I once saw pictures of Eskimos showing more skin.
Trump's little Girl!
Ivanka Trump (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) Comments from the mail bag..."It's Trump's daughter in sheer tops, bikinis, etc. at the British GQ Magazine site. #3 and #7 offer the most see-thru action!

Jr's Comments: Thank all that is holy! She doesn't look like her dad!

Kim Oja


See though nipple peek of Kim from a "B" series I've never heard of called "Son of the Beach". Supposedly it's some kind of "Police Squad" meets "Baywatch" hybrid. Sounds perfect! Anyone know where I can catch this thing?
Another star, missing too long, returns to the Fun House with a vengeance! Here are 31 high quality collages of some of the best supermodels to ever walk the runway. Scoop's note: SE7EN and ZG back in the same day! Life is good.
Claudia Schiffer

Claudia Schiffer #2

Audrey Marnay

Audrey Marnay

Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen #2

Shirley Mallman

Kirsty Hume

Jacquette Wheeler

Jacquette Wheeler #2

Michelle Behennah

Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima #2

Stella Tennant

Stella Tennant

Kylie Bax

Korina Longin

Kate Moss

Kate Moss #2

Kate Moss#3

Chandra North

Christy Turlington

Carmen Kass

Carmen Kass #2

Natane Adcock

Ana Claudia Michels

Ana Claudia Michels #2

Natalia Semenova

Eugenia Silva

Haylynn Cohen

Haylynn Cohen #2

Our Fearless leader Big Bill taking care of that Gonzalez kid once and for all!
Top Ten Janet Reno Pet Peeves

10. Having to brush up on Spanish just to read hate mail.
9. Armed troops + civilian resistance = Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork.
8. In the Elian TV movie, she'll likely be played by John Lithgow.
7. When she gets angry, she turns green and muscles burst through clothes just dry-cleaned.
6. No one believes, "It was a chocolate gun pointed at Elian's head."
5. Whenever she calls "Playboy" and offers to pose, Hefner's "in a meeting."
4. Saying, "It's the tear gas" when crying at "Erin Brockovich."
3. When Lenscrafters runs out of gigantic, outdated, poorly-fitted frames.
2. Men who feel inadequate when she brings battering ram into bedroom.
1. Constant political pressure to reunite Hall and Oates.

and ...
Liz Hurley An image we have not previously seen in the Fun House. Inquisitor scanned this in from the April/May issue of Stuff Magazine. He also asked that we clarify that the grain is from the picture, not his scanning efforts.
Lacey Chabert According to his email, NWAR was bored and had nothing else going on, so he put together these caps of the young actress from her appearance on Leno last week. I personally dislike her, but I will admit that she has become a very attractive young woman. So as long as she keeps quiet and eventually does some nude scenes...I'll offer my support.
Rosie Marcel Vidcaps of Rosie stripping from "The Secret World of Michael Fry", by Watty.
Katherine Heigl (1,2) No nudity, but nice 'caps of her face, as well as the chest we hope to one day see revealed. Akira grabbed these from "The Bride of Chucky".
Famke Jansen One more non-nude, celebrity homage by Akira, this time from "The House on Haunted Hill".

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"Blue Velvet", from Johnny Web

Just a couple of reactions:

  1. I nominate Isabella Rossellini for the best singing ever done by someone who can't carry a tune. She sings Blue Velvet very slowly, with a spooky piano accompanying her - actually he follows her. It's quite clever. Many notes she sings wrong at first, but then the piano comes in with the right note and she slides back into it. The net effect is good - it sounds like it should from a boozy singer in a smoky club. Heaven knows how David Lynch showed genius enough to cast her for a singing role, but it worked out, so there ya go! (Other nominees for getting away with a tone-deaf singing performance might include Marlon Brando in Guys and Dolls.)
  2. The movie isn't as creepy as I remembered. It shocked and sickened me back in 1986. I guess my new reaction is because (a) I've seen some shit since then, or (b) I've become inured to it by a subsequent generation of shocking gore and kink, in the Tarantino fashion, or (c) the world is less innocent now, or (d) all of the above.
  3. The movie is pretty cool and quite insidious. The town is white bread, picket fences, gardens, smiling firemen who pet their dalmatians and wave to kids from their trucks. In this antispetic environment, Laura Dern and Kyle Maclachlan want to play Nancy Drew and solve a mystery involving a severed ear. And then David Lynch asks us "what do you bastards think would happen to Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys if they ran into real-life desperado scumbags?". And he shows us, and cures us of our illusions with some shock therapy. I like the way he sets it up, with the cornball music and the excessively sincere acting from the youngsters, just like a 50's TV sitcom, until Dennis Hopper and Dean Stockwell show up to assault us with over-the-top kinky and creepy. Pretty damned effective. Don't count on it as a date movie, however.

Isabella Rossellini. My collage is misleading in #1. Isabella is actually stark naked twice, once in the car and once in the yard. I compressed them into one image. What can I say? Seemed like a good idea at the time. (1, 2, 3, 4)

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Linda Fiorentino, in "The Moderns" Tilly and Gershon, in "Bound"

"Bull Durham", from Tuna

I reckon this is one of the five or so best baseball films ever made. If you include only the funny ones, it's probably one of the two best, joining "Bingo Long". Most of the really great movies about baseball are serious ones, like "Field of Dreams", "The Natural", and "Bang the Drum Slowly". I talked last week about Steve Dalkowski, whose completely uncontrolled 115 mph fastball was the model for Nuke LaLoosh, right down to the exact stats from Dalkowski's year at Stockton (Dalkowski and the screenwriter played minor league ball together.). Just to repeat a couple of cool Dalkowski facts (1) he once lost a game in which he struck out 24 batters. (2) one season he averaged 18 k's per game, a stat made somewhat less valuable by the fact that he also averaged 18 walks. (3) as far as I know, he is the only pitcher ever to hit an announcer up in the booth unintentionally. And I suppose Susan Sarandon, in her prime, may be have been one of the five sexiest women ever to walk on the planet. Hell, she still looks sexy and she used to party with Hannibal. So one of the greatest women in one of the greatest baseball flicks. What more do I need to say? Thumbnails Sarandon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13) Jenny Robertson (1, 2)

"No Way Out", from Tuna

Without really intending to, we accidentally got into a whole Costner thing here. This movie isn't bad, either. The concept is how could a country create some really deep espionage - like creating spies from birth so they could never be detected. Perhaps it's good to remind ourselves that we are always changing. That there was a time when people thought leeches could cure all ailments, and a time when Costner was a really hot property, probably the biggest star in Hollywood. Of course the differences are that the leeches lost their status because of forces beyond their control, and that, as far as I know, no leeches actually contributed to Waterworld, Robin Hood, or The Postman. Possibly excepting Christian Slater. Thumbnails Sean Young (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) Strippers (1, 2)

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