"Misty's Secret"

Misty's Secret (2000) is an erotic short featuring Misty Mundae and Tina Krause as roommates who discover the joys of Sapphic love, and Ruby LaRocca as a woman who likes to strip and masturbate in front of her apartment window. The two stories are unrelated. As the film opens, Misty is in the bath, and Tina is naked applying makeup. She gets in the bath, eventually, and misty scrubs her back and gets out. Then, Misty climbs back in and they have some girl/girl fun. Later, they take a walk through a cemetary, where some creap tries to pick them up, and is strangled by an unseen creep. Then they go home and get in bed. The LaRocca story is even more minimalist. She takes down the curtain, then strips and plays with herself in front of the window.

Technically, this is not much more than a home movie. It is interesting to see Misty Mundae several years younger, and new to the screen. Even then, she had that wholesome natural approach, and was at home in front of the camera. Mundae and Krause show everything. LaRocca shows breasts and buns. This has long been unavailable, but is included on a Surrender Cinema special DVD with another film staring the same women. What this adds up to is a no plot amateurish effort with good nudity from future soft core stars, and is only of interest to fans of the three women. It suffers from nearly no dialogue, and probably no script. Most of the scenes seemed to stall, and then someone did something, as if in response to direction. D-.

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  • Misty Mundae (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21)
  • Ruby La Rocca (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Tina Krause (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    • Becky Mullen and Ava Cadell, both topless in the hot tub. In real life, Cadell is actually Dr. Ava Cadell, a clinical sexologist and 'Love Guru'.

    • Carolyn Liu, the Sidaris regular showing off some decent robo-goodies.

    • Cynthia Brimhall, the former heffer (October '85) shows off her ample bosom in two different love scenes. (1, 2, 3)

    • Another former Heffer (March '84) and Sidaris regular...Dona Speir. Here she is showing an excellent thong view (#1) and some toplessness (both clips). (1, 2)

    • Mika Quintard, taking a quick shower with her bikini bottoms on.

    • Roberta Vasquez, yet another Heffer (November '84). Here she is briefly baring her breasts while 'making love in the ocean'.

    • Roberta Vasquez and Dona Speir, lots of bikini cleavage.

    Kelly Macdonald
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    The pint sized Scottish babe most of us know best from "Trainspotting". Here she is topless (1-6) and in her undies (7 and 8) in scenes from "Some Voices" (2000).

    Ana Álvarez
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    Monica Van Campen
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    From the Spanish movie "Alas rotas" (2002). Álvarez briefly shows a single breast and some partial rear nudity in a dark bedroom scene. The busty Van Campen goes full frontal nudity in much better light.

    Jolene Blalock
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    Linda Park
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    Kate Winslet
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