Misty's Secret (2000) is an erotic short featuring Misty Mundae and Tina Krause as roommates who discover the joys of Sapphic love, and Ruby LaRocca as a woman who likes to strip and masturbate in front of her apartment window. The two stories are unrelated. As the film opens, Misty is in the bath, and Tina is naked applying makeup. She gets in the bath, eventually, and misty scrubs her back and gets out. Then, Misty climbs back in and they have some girl/girl fun. Later, they take a walk through a cemetary, where some creap tries to pick them up, and is strangled by an unseen creep. Then they go home and get in bed. The LaRocca story is even more minimalist. She takes down the curtain, then strips and plays with herself in front of the window.
Technically, this is not much more than a home movie. It is interesting to see Misty Mundae several years younger, and new to the screen. Even then, she had that wholesome natural approach, and was at home in front of the camera. Mundae and Krause show everything. LaRocca shows breasts and buns. This has long been unavailable, but is included on a Surrender Cinema special DVD with another film staring the same women. What this adds up to is a no plot amateurish effort with good nudity from future soft core stars, and is only of interest to fans of the three women. It suffers from nearly no dialogue, and probably no script. Most of the scenes seemed to stall, and then someone did something, as if in response to direction. D-.
Ruby La Rocca
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Quick rundown of web finds:
- Much better copies of those Claudia Schiffer paparazzi
- Mia Kirshner in Sunday's "L Word"
- Sarah Paulson in "Deadwood"
Kilmer: "British theatre audiences 'smarter' than Americans"
- URL says it all:
WhoWouldBuyThat.com (Weird auctions from eBay and
elsewhere around the web.) Today's feature: all the "haunted"
WEYCO, INC will not permit employees to smoke on or off the job.
Paris Airs Out Her Junk
- URL says it all:
AnagramSite.com . I kid you not - my last name is an
anagram for "low-risk web."
The poster for Sky High (2005)
- This Disney flick is "set in a world where superheroes are
commonly known and accepted. Young Will, the son of Commander
Stronghold and Jetstream, tries to find a balance between
being a normal teenager and an extraordinary being."
- Apparently this movie was made for those who liked
everything about The Incredibles except the fact that it
Two new international clips (extrait) from Creep. I
like the premise very much, but the clips are less promising.
- London, midnight, on a cold evening. Unable to find a
taxi, Kate (Franka Potente) heads for the Underground. She
takes a seat away from the crowd of late-night revelers and
waits for the last train. Before long she drifts off to sleep…
and wakes to find everyone gone. She momentarily panics until
another train pulls in. She boards, unnerved that she's the
only passenger, but relieved at last to be on her way. Halfway
through the tunnel the train jerks to a violent halt. The
lights shut off and the train is plunged into darkness. Kate
screams… she is trapped, in the dark… and she is not alone…
her nightmare has only just begun.
New 'Batman Begins' Trailer Shows Superhero's Human Side
(and lots of Katie Holmes)
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE VANISHES, REPLACED BY NEW ENTITY
CALLED STURCH ... Will Offer Salvation, Motor Vehicle
Renewals on Sunday
An upcoming book alleges Beatles manager Brian Epstein had a
homosexual affair with one of the Fab Four. Hey, Fab
is short for Fabulous.
- Follow up: prior to the publication of Joanne Peterson's
book, here's the former gossip summary of:
Brian Epstein's alleged sexual relationship with John Lennon
The report says:
- Brian had kept "on and on." Lennon
eventually said, "Oh, for Christs sake, Brain, just stick it
up me arse then." Brian had apparantly shown a preference to
merely masturbating the Beatle. ("What's a wank between
- Peter Brown has written that Brian told him John allowed
him to make love to him. Albert Goldman, not one to shy away
from detail, asserts that Peter Brown only meant oral sex.
The Straight Dope: How the hell are you supposed to spell
Moammar El-Gadhafi?. I prefer to combine three of my
favorite first names "Nomar Elke Daffy"
Scarlett Johansson will appear in next Woody Allen project - and
it will be filmed in the U.K.
- The newest, greatest of all theme parks:
Welcome to Brandoland
Guy takes a crap on the "M" of the "MGM Grand"
Darth Vader's heart of evil is no match for Hollywood
Whoa! That Condi is one hot tootsie.
eBay item - PAN THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE VIRGIN
- "THIS pan made an omelet that looked like Charlton Heston
once, and also a corned beef hash where I could distinctly see
an image of Oliver Reed. Now these two legends have both been
stars of biblical films and I'm sure it's just a matter of
time before the Virgin Mary appears on a pancake or a waffle."
- "(of course this can not be guaranteed and as such I do
not wish to be held responsible if you only manage to make
Willem Dafoe or something)"
Desperate Housewives star 'wears fake willy' for film role
Liz Hurley has decided not to make any more films so she can
concentrate on raising her young son. No problem,
really, as long as she appears naked in public from time to
GOD SWITCHES PLACES WITH BUS DRIVER
- "According to the Holy See, in recent years God has traded
places with a 10-yearold girl in Biloxi, Miss., with an
elderly playwright in Edinburgh and a Chinese flutist in
SIDEBAR: Flutist or flautist? It seems that
flautist was imported from Italian (flautista) by Nathaniel
Hawthorne in the early 19th century. Flutist is the older
Baseball's all-fat team.
Italians have the biggest dicks; Filipinos finish last.
You have to love any article about the Pope which includes this
phrase: "The American conservative theologian Robert Novak"
The trailer from YES - A film by Sally Potter
- Maybe. Maybe British actors as well.
LOGGINS AND MESSINA TOURING AGAIN (It's been 29
The trailer for Martin Short's latest, Jiminy Glick in La La
The trailer from Jodie Foster's comeback, Flightplan.
- "YES is the story of a passionate love affair between an
American woman (Joan Allen) and a Middle-Eastern man (Simon
Abkarian) in which they confront some of the greatest
conflicts of our generation - religious, political and sexual.
Sam Neill plays the betrayed and betraying politician husband,
Sheila Hancock the beloved aunt and Shirley Henderson the
philosophical cleaner who witnesses the trail of dirt and
heartbreak the lovers leave behind them, as they embark on a
journey that takes them from London and Belfast to Beirut and
Cell Phone is actually a Stun Gun with Personal Siren Alarm.
Good idea, unless you actually need a cell phone, in which case
you have to carry two including this one.
Pope Benny Hex Reaches Out to Other Religions by Allowing Jews
to Call Him 'Benny'
Very HQ pic of the new Superman. Brandon himself
looks great, but that suit makes Superman look like a major
Blue Hotel, an unproduced 1949 screenplay written by the best
movie critic of his time and a Pulitzer winning novelist, James
Denzel Washington is in final talks to reunite with director
Tony Scott in a romantic thriller Deja Vu. I was
thinkin' that sounded pretty good until I read this: "Washington
will play an FBI agent with the ability to travel back in time."
SCIFI.COM has now posted the complete first episode of The New
Battlestar Galactica cost-free and commercial-free,
plus four deleted scenes!!
My Sharapova, to the tune of My Sharona
Here are some more pictures of the Olsen twin with the
Kung Fu Hustle, as reviewed by the greatest of all film critics,
Microsoft will officially roll out 64-bit versions of its
Windows operating systems on Monday.
Hong Kong broadband launches 1gbps service. Downloads
are 150 times faster than DSL. Uploads are 2000 times faster
"Hey Scoop, Came across this page looking for something
else. There are a lot of interesting projects. It is never to
early to start your Halloween planning!"
Monster Page of Halloween Project Links
- This is one of the best trailers I've ever seen. Exciting,
gets you hooked, doesn't give anything away.
- Academy Award-winning producer Brian Grazer ("A Beautiful
Mind," "Apollo 13") teams up with two-time Academy
Award-winning actress Jodie Foster ("Silence of the Lambs,"
"The Accused") in the taut psychological thriller, "Flightplan,"
directed by Robert Schwentke and written by Peter Dowling and
Billy Ray. Flying at 40,000 feet in a cavernous,
state-of-the-art 474 aircraft, Kyle Pratt (Foster) faces every
mother's worst nightmare when her six year-old daughter,
Julia, vanishes without a trace mid-flight from Berlin to New
York. Already emotionally devastated by the unexpected death
of her husband, Kyle desperately struggles to prove her sanity
to the disbelieving flight crew and passengers while facing
the very real possibility that she may be losing her mind.
While neither Captain Rich (Sean Bean), nor Air Marshal Gene
Carson (Peter Sarsgaard) want to doubt the bereaved widow, all
evidence indicates that her daughter was never on board
resulting in paranoia and doubt among the passengers and crew
of the plane. Finding herself desperately alone, Kyle can only
rely on her own wits to solve the mystery.
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Here are the official results in our "Best Lesbian Love Scene" poll.
In the meantime...Email Scoopy Jr. new poll suggestions!
Or....review the results of our previous polls:
The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
Best All Time Television Comedy
Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance
The Top 20 Best Straight Sex Scenes
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the ghost has a bunch of vids (zipped .wmvs) from 1992's 'babes and guns' movie "Hard Hunted" (1992). Written by Fun House hero Andy Sidaris, and directed by his son Christian Drew Sidaris.
- Becky Mullen, topless as she gets out of the hot tub to fetch a cup o' coffee. Some folks may remember her as 'Sally, the farmer's daughter' from the the 80's TV series, "G.L.O.W: Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling".
- Becky Mullen and Ava Cadell, both topless in the hot tub. In real life, Cadell is actually Dr. Ava Cadell, a clinical sexologist and 'Love Guru'.
- Carolyn Liu, the Sidaris regular showing off some decent robo-goodies.
- Cynthia Brimhall, the former heffer (October '85) shows off her ample bosom in two different love scenes.
- Another former Heffer (March '84) and Sidaris regular...Dona Speir. Here she is showing an excellent thong view (#1) and some toplessness (both clips).
- Mika Quintard, taking a quick shower with her bikini bottoms on.
- Roberta Vasquez, yet another Heffer (November '84). Here she is briefly baring her breasts while 'making love in the ocean'.
- Roberta Vasquez and Dona Speir, lots of bikini cleavage.
|The pint sized Scottish babe most of us know best from "Trainspotting". Here she is topless (1-6) and in her undies (7 and 8) in scenes from "Some Voices" (2000).
Monica Van Campen
|From the Spanish movie "Alas rotas" (2002). Álvarez briefly shows a single breast and some partial rear nudity in a dark bedroom scene. The busty Van Campen goes full frontal nudity in much better light.
|Naturally...after "Enterprise" is cancelled, they finally show a kick ass episode! This is the kind of writting they should have had on the series from the begining...or at the very least, 3 seasons ago! Friday night's episode was a wonderful nod to classic Trek, complete with the alternate universe from "Mirror, Mirror", one of the best episodes of the original Trek. (Although they did mess one thing up...no one had a goatee!) They also included an encounter with the Tholians ("The Tholian Web") and the crew even ended up on the bridge of the Classic Trek Enterpise!
And then there was the skin! Blalock showed off her sexy abs and Park had a couple of scenes that featured her wearing black undies.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the "Titanic" and "Eternal Sunshine..." star going topless and full frontal in scenes from the 1999 Jane Campion movie, "Holy Smoke".
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
MICHAEL JACKSON UPDATE: ROWE TO TESTIFY
And God And Michael Aren't Testifying - Michael Jackson's trial took another
surprise twist with news that his ex-wife Debbie Rowe, currently in a bitter
custody battle with him, will testify for the prosecution. She's expected to
say her videotaped support of him was scripted and rehearsed, which would back
up his accuser's mother's story. As for what else she might say, one legal
expert said this could be nothing or it could be a bombshell, and "only Debbie,
Michael and God know what she saw."
She didn't see anything: she was just his wife, so she was never allowed
in his bedroom.
Debbie's had such an extreme makeover, the surprise bombshell might be HER.
LAP DANCE OVERCHARGE LAWSUIT OKAYED
Not Too Appealing - A Texas court of appeals ruled that Paul Brian Meekey and
Michael Fulmer may sue more than half a dozen strip clubs for overcharging
for lap dances. They say they were charged $25 instead of $20 because they used
credit cards, and Texas law bars that. They might make this a class action
suit, but that wouldn't make them too popular: it would mean thousands of men
who used credit cards to buy lap dances would receive notices, and they might
not want their wives to see them.
No problem! Just say, "Good news, honey, I can buy you a diamond ring
with my lap dance rebate!"
Besides, when they had to pay $5 extra, they just took it out of the
It's only $5 a lap dance, but for these two, that ran up into the millions.
ROCK STAR SEES THERAPIST TO DEAL WITH AGING
See A Plastic Surgeon Instead - 1960's rock star Marianne Faithfull, 58, is
having problems with aging. She said because she was famous for being
beautiful when she was young, coming to terms with her fading beauty has made her see
a psychiatrist for the time since she kicked heroin 20 years ago. She also
attacked the double standard for male and female rock stars. She said her
manager told her not to mention her grandchildren in interviews because it makes
her sound too old, but because Bob Dylan is a man, nobody even asks about his
Or his great-grandchildren.
Which is odd, since he has an "Ask me about my grandchildren" sticker on
Marianne would like to go back on heroin, but it makes you look older.
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