TV Round-Up

These clips and caps from The Team are not exactly hot off the presses because the series aired from February to early April, but they're a good 1080hd recap of all the action.

Jasmin Gerat and Natalia Rudziewicz in episode 2

Gerat (no nudity)


Jasmin Gerat and Natalia Rudziewicz in episode 4

Gerat (minimal nudity)


Jasmin Gerat, finally doing some real nudity in episode 5


Friday's features from Naked News:

Eila Adams interviewed Kendra Sunderland ("The Library Girl")

Angie Heyward hosted Hollywood XPress

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Laura Vandevoort

"The Sweeney"

Given it’s all British movies this week, I thought that the TV caps should also be British. I decided to cap The Sweeney, which is a 1970s cop show starring John Thaw and Dennis Waterman. The Sweeney is the nickname for the London police’s flying squad. This week, the caps are from the first and second seasons and were made in 1975.

Today: Season One

The Sweeney Season 1 Episode 3 Thin Ice

Margaret Nolan shows some sexy cleavage in a bathing suit.

The Sweeney Season 1 Episode 4 Queen's Pawn

Malou Cartwright exposes some breast

and Lynn Dearth shows a lot of cleavage.

The Sweeney Season 1 Episode 6 Night Out

Mitzi Rogers is in her underwear.

The Sweeney Season 1 Episode 9 Golden Boy

Lots of cleavage by Helli Louise.

The Sweeney Season 1 Episode 11 Big Spender

Catherine Schell

and Sally Knyvette are very sexy.



Átame! (Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!) is a 1989 comedy where Ricky (Antonio Banderas) is let out of a mental hospital and the first thing he does is track down porn star Marina (Victoria Abril), who is filming her latest movie directed by Máximo (Francisco Rabal), who has a crush on her. When the shoot ends, Ricky follows her home and busts his way into her apartment and violently detains her. He ties her up with the intention of making her fall in love with him. But, there are complications including Marina needing hard drugs for a busted tooth that Ricky gave her while detaining her. Also, her Marina's sister, Lola (Loles León) is concerned about her when she doesn't turn up to the wrap party she promised to. Slowly, but surely Ricky charms Marina and achieves his objective, but is it enough for long-lasting love?

As a big Almodóvar fan, I'm ashamed to say that this was the one movie of his that I hadn't seen (although I've only seen the second half of Labyrinth of Passion) and I can't even think why I've missed it. Possibly because I've seen the sexy scenes from the movie and didn't think to watch it, but this is a strange omission. Anyway, what a shame that's been because this is one of his best and a part of that awesome three movie run he had (Women On the Verge and High Heels are also top class). Abril and Banderas are sensational as an onscreen couple and that scene where Marina finally gives in is as sizzling as anything I've ever seen. The comedy is also pretty ridiculous and funny too, lots of little touches like Ricky's mustache, the pharmacist telling them to get prescription drugs from the drug dealers down the street because she didn't have them also Ricky trying to find the most comfortable rope and bandage to use on Marina. The scene where Ricky gets angry with Marina when she tries to steal his keys is just top notch and of course, the scuba diver. This movie is highly watchable even despite the dicey areas it goes and I can't believe I'd waited this long to watch it. What was I thinking ...

Victoria Abril collages

Film and TV Clips

Kyra Sophia Kahre in Mein Sohn Helen (2015)

Sarah Manninen and Laura Olafson in My Awkward Sexual Adventure (2012) in 1080hd



Kasia Smutniak in Nelle Tue Mani (2007)

Julia Lemmertz in A Fit of Rage (1999), Poor quality. Looks like an upsized VHS

Jennifer Jason Leigh in Miami Blues (1990) in 1080hd


50 Shades of Gray is now out on Blu-Ray in an unrated version. I haven't had a chance to wade through all the film clips yet, and that won't be easy, because I'm not that familiar with the differences between the R-rated and unrated versions, but here are several teaser captures from the unrated version in Blu-Ray resolution