Diane Lane!

The Blu-Ray version of Unfaithful includes a topless Diane Lane in a deleted scene which has not been seen before.

TV Round-Up

Here's one we missed from Hemlock Grove, s1e5, with Paula Macneil

Here's the nudity in episodes 10, 11 and 12 of Borgia

Episode 10, Stephanie Caillard and Episode 11, Stephanie Caillard

Episode 12, unknowns

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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Jessica Biel

Kasey Poteet

Danvy Pham


"House of Lies"


Daphne Duplaix




Back to the VHS vault and dusting off a stone cold nude orgy.

Centrespread is a, um, uh, sci-fi softcore drama, yeah, that'll do ... set in the not too distant future where the world is divided into the haves and the have-nots and the world is run by a central computer system that determines who are the haves. A sex publication, yeah, that'll do ... has hired Gerard (Paul Trahair) to be their photographer and has one month to come up with the most stunning shots for their special edition, I assume ... Gerard is given free reign to find the best model for these shots and after a hard days shoot, visits an antique shop on the poor side of town and discovers Niki (Kylie Foster) working there and instantly declares that she's the one. But, Niki is not interested in being a model, even if it means that she will go to the other side. Gerard chases Niki, determined to get her to pose while becoming more disillusioned by the state sanctioned models and set-ups. Will Niki pose for Gerard? Will Gerard become less comatose? How many naked girls showing very 80s nudity can you fit into one movie? Will this film make a jot of sense? Awwww, who cares?

The first film from notorious producer Wayne Groom (Maslin Beach, hopefully coming soon to the site, Strangers, Summer of Love, which aired once on Channel 9 in 2001 and has sadly never been seen again starring Bree Maddox that had some good nudity in it from memory) is a total tax write-off if ever there was one. The whole sci-fi, post-apocalyptic setting and how it manages to be a life and death situation that Gerard has to get the perfect nude shots is so baffling that I wonder why not just show naked girls for 75 minutes instead. It'd make more sense. The actors are pure amateurs with only Kylie Foster seemingly having any sort of career (check out Kitty and Bagman for more nudity from her). Paul Trahair never gets out of first gear, a total walking comatose and being the lead character, that's just pure death. But, there's lots and lots of naked girls and a bit of sexual abandon, so, there's that to get you through. Fave scene involves Gerard being taken aback that Niki is wearing underwear cos they don't bother with that on the other side of the world. HAHAHAHAHAHA

As with all VHS titles, the quality is below the usual standard and the copy of Centrespread isn't too bad, perfectly watchable with the occasional tracking glitch, but that is rare. The aspect ratio though is all over the place because it changed in every goddamn scene, so some videos are in fullscreen and others are in widescreen, but you don't miss a thing. I promise.


Film Clips

Sheri Moon Zombie in The Lords of Salem (2013)
The good news: it's new. The bad news: it's poor quality, and you can't see jack.

Valerie Lemercier in Main dans la main (2012) in 1080p

Ingrid Martz in Asi del precipicio (2006)

Ana Ciocceti joins Ingrid Martz in Asi del precipicio (2006)

Ana de la Riguera, also in Asi del precipicio (2006)

Julie Delpy in La Noche oscura (1989)

Pics and Collages

Irina Shmeleva in Pasport (1991)