"Womens Prison Massacre"

Womens Prison Massacre (1983) or Emanuelle fuga dall'inferno is one of those films with Laura Gemser that is nothing like the first two Emmanuelle films, but hoped to capitalize on the name. To make matters worse, Gemser keeps her clothes on the entire film, even through a rape. This is really a roughie, disguised as a WIP. Emanuelle was a reporter close to nailing the DA on criminal charges, so he framed her for drugs, and sent her away. She has two friends, neither of whom get along with the evil woman prisoner, who, of course, is in cahoots with the evil guards and evil warden. So far, standard WIP stuff.

However, in another part of town, the 4 worst murderer/rapists in the known universe are being transported to the women's prison to await final approval on their death sentences. They nearly escape in route, then overpower the guards and take over the prison, which leaves them free to abuse the women while they wait for the same DA that framed Gemser to meet their demands. Most of the abuse was rather ordinary, except that one of the bad guys named "blade" for his tricks with a razor blade, loses his blade while slashing Antonella Giacomini. Her lesbian lover, Maria Romano, finds it, sticks it part way into a cork, then inserts it into her vagina, then seduces him.

Romano shows full frontal in a washroom lesbo scene with Giacomini and again in the seduction scene. Giacomini shows breasts in the washroom. Ursula Flores, as the evil prisoner, also shows a breast. IMDb readers have this at 5.0. That seems a little high, and Apollo readers have it at a more believable 21 of 100. There is nothing sexy about the film, the dubbing was distracting, all the bad guys and most of the guards were way over the top, and Gemser was entirely out of place in this film. C-.

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    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Certain Fury" (1985)
    Action starring Tatum O'Neal and Irene Cara as two babes on the run. Most famous for when Irene gets raped by a bare-assed Nicholas Campbell now known for Da Vinci's Inquest.

    "Lucky Girl" (2001)
    Released before Elisha starred in 24. A loan shark forces her to have sex with his wife (Victoria Snow of Paradise Falls).

    "Dollman vs. Demonic Toys" (1993)
    Graze-Z video horror.

    • Melissa Behr: upskirt and brassiere getting ravaged by giant puppet. Mmm... beer.

    Bliss III: episode Badness
    The final episode of the season as well as the series.

    Godiva's: episode Fast and Loose
    The final episode of season one but it appears to have been renewed for another season.

    "Wasted" (2002)
    Lame anti-drug movie from MTV.

    "She's Too Young" (2004)
    Dumb teensploitation movie from the Lifetime network.

    "Bound Cargo" (2004) aka White Slave Virgins
    The latest czechploitation to be released in the USA. Rena Riffel has lesbian sex with a half dozen Czech actresses.

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    Birth is a good movie loaded with flaws. It moves way too slow. It wastes a lot of time on trivial dialog that doesn't bring anything to the party. The sound track, made up of heavy symphonic music, often overwhelms the story. Even so, the 2004 mystery/thriller has an intriguing storyline and a twisty ending that leaves a lot of questions unanswered, but keeps you thinking long after the movie is over.

    A 10-year-old boy approaches a woman claiming to be her husband, dead 10 years. He knows things that only the husband would know. Although her skeptical family insists she send the boy away, she gradually becomes convinced that he is telling the truth.

    The ending may leave you scratching your head for answers, but it definitely is thought provoking. This may well be the kind of movie that you watch more than once, getting something new from each watching. I don't like Nicole Kidman in brown hair, though.

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    The über busty star stripping down to her undies in 3 different scenes from the new ABC series, "Grey's Anatomy".

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