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Friday

The Fifth Element Again
  • You regulars know that I don't run that many non-nudes, but the new 5th Element caps from Norman Bates, motelier to the stars, are just spectacularly good, and a wonderful tribute to Luc Besson's visual style as well as to Milla's beauty. Bravo, Norman! Now, if you could just work out that mother thing.
  • DB's Nekkid Opera
  • Our opera columnist is back from the Royal Box with not one but two different productions of nekkid people singing in Don Giovanni. This is good because we have two important rules here at the Fun House (1) you can't get too much nudity, unless Gerard Depardieu is involved (2) you can't get too much Mozart, unless, of course, Depardieu can sing. These are from a company called "The Opera Fctory"
  • DB describes these as follows: "The Opera Factory is renowned for its less restrained productions of both popular and quite obscure operas (the obscure will follow shortly). The subject matter just cries out for a no-holds-barred production and this one, actually filmed for TV but based on a 1994-95 London production, is as near as it gets. Only problem: the staging was very dark so the caps are not as clear as I would like them to be. The last two pics are interesting for two reasons (1) the scene mirrors the dining sequence from the Royal Opera House production (pictured subsequently), except (2) no naked ladies are on the menu, but all the statues turn out to be real people who come to life"
  • Don Giovanni, "The Opera Factory"
  • Don Giovanni, "The Opera Factory"
  • Don Giovanni, "The Opera Factory"
  • And now for something completely similar. This begins the second production of Don Giovanni. Here's DB's commentary: "This one is very easy for us Brits to date, since it is a special Royal Gala performance to celebrate Liz's 40 years as Queen. History lesson here: she was crowned in 1953, but was actually Queen from 1952. This is taped from the good old BBC in 1992. I knew these tapes would come in handy some day. The nudity is much more restrained than last week's material"
  • ROH production of Don Giovanni
  • ROH production of Don Giovanni
  • ROH production of Don Giovanni. This and the next two are the scene BD alluded to earlier, where the women and the food are becoming indistinguishable.
  • ROH production of Don Giovanni
  • ROH production of Don Giovanni
  • AP
  • AP is producing at a furious rate this week! I just ran a gallery yesterday, and here's another dozen or two from today's mail. This is the German female featherweight boxing champion (she weighs 108), Regina Halmich
  • Yvonne Karasch and Lyn Byl, from the German handball team, wearing body paint
  • one more of Karasch and Lyl
  • Mo Asumang, program hostess
  • Asia Carrera in "Flashpoint"
  • Asia Carrera in "Flashpoint"
  • Maren Gilzer in "Hausmeister Krause"
  • Maren Gilzer in "Hausmeister Krause"
  • Maren Gilzer in "Hausmeister Krause"
  • Nina Hartley in "One Size Fits All"
  • Melissa Hill in "One Size Fits All"
  • Elke Jeinsen topless
  • Blackshine
  • Boy, this guy is good. Blackshine's presentations are just outstanding. They are beautiful - no other word will suffice. Angie Everhart in "Another 9 /12 Weeks"
  • Angie Everhart in "Another 9 /12 Weeks"
  • Robyn Douglass in "The Lonely Guy"
  • Ulrike Folkerts in "Tatort"
  • Tia Carrere in "Showdown in Litte Tokyo". Sorry, MT, no nudity except for some body double scenes not pictured.
  • Annabella Sciorra, "Girls in Prison"
  • No nudity in these last three, but Sabrina Staubitz in "Die Dicksten Dinger". Yes, I know it sounds obscene in English, but it just means something like "The Thickest Things". Hmm, maybe it is a bit obscene.
  • Sabrina Staubitz
  • Sabrina Staubitz
  • Mysteries with Blackshine, RDO, Johnny Web
  • OK, here are some assoted vidcaps of unidentified women. The first two groups are from the final scene of Robert Altman's "Ready to Wear". Here's one from Blackshine.
  • Blackshine, "Ready to Wear"
  • Blackshine, "Ready to Wear"
  • Blackshine, "Ready to Wear"
  • Blackshine, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO actually capped this scene model-by-model and separated the images, but we never had much luck identifying them. Anyway, here's the scene, model by model. RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • RDO, "Ready to Wear"
  • These last four are old Johnny Web caps of the classic British gangster movie, "The Long Good Friday", the movie that originally made Bob Hoskins a star, and featured a very young Pierce Brosnan in a bit part with some screen time in a bathing suit, but only one word of dialogue ("Hi"). There is some confusion in this print of the film. At least one character was cut from the video version, but was still in the credits. Another character is unidentified in the cut, but identified in the credits. As far as I can tell, this actress is probably Mary Sheen, because she can't be any of the other women listed in the credits. On the other hand, she may not be Mary either. Mary may be another character cut from this print. If anyone knows, tell me.
  • Johnny Web, "The Long Good Friday"
  • Johnny Web, "The Long Good Friday"
  • Johnny Web, "The Long Good Friday"
  • McClory in Aussie's Corner
  • Here is part 2 of the caps of Aussie's video of the Matrix Chick (Switch), Belinda McClory, in a movie called "Life". She plays a stripper. This is some hot stuff, and two more to come. Stay tuned. Wait until you see the last two!