TV Round-Up

Hemlock Grove is yet another original Netflix series. "A supernatural murder mystery set in a town filled with gruesome secrets." Like werewolves, e.g. As per the Netflix business model, all episodes are released simultaneously.

Shiva Negar in episode 1

Emily Piggford in episode 7-8

Kaniehtiio Horn in episode 9. She comes by her unusual first name from her mother, who is a Native North American, a Mohawk from Quebec. (Her dad is a generic white dude of mixed European ancestry.)

Defiance is a new series on the SyFy network. The premise is that aliens have come to Earth thinking it uninhabited, but find that they have to share it with humans. Like the X-Men movies, it uses a sci-fi framework to explore various aspects of real-life prejudice. See more details in the Spaz section.

Jaime Murray in episode 1. She's not nude, but her costume is about as skimpy as possible on basic cable.

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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seasons five and six

today: s5e8

Marissa Skell




Natalie Zea


The TV caps this week come from Two Guys and a Girl (aka Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place). It was made over 4 seasons from 1998 to 2001. Obviously, no nudity but I've always had a bit of thing for Traylor Howard. Later, Suzanne Cryer added to the sexiness in the show. Although, a lot of the show was formulaic for a sitcom, it did have some more original ideas, e.g. 'Two Guys, a Girl and Barenaked Ladies', and the last show that had an ending that depended on the votes of the viewers. These first episodes are from the first season and were made in 1998.

Episode 1 Pilot

Traylor Howard

Jennifer Westfeldt

Episode 2 Two Guys, a Girl and a Presentation

Traylor Howard

Episode 4 Two Guys, a Girl and a Celtic Game

Traylor Howard

Episode 6 Two Guys, a Girl and a Softball Team

Traylor Howard

Episode 7 Two Guys, a Girl and a Recovery

Traylor Howard

Episode 8 Two Guys, a Girl and a Party

Traylor Howard

Episode 9 Two Guys, a Girl and a Chance Encounter

Traylor Howard

Episode 10 Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery

Carmen Electra

Traylor Howard

Episode 11 Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met

Traylor Howard

Episode 12 Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad

Traylor Howard


Defoe presents a Sara Forestier film festival in 1080p

Tele Gaucho (2012)

Le Nom des Gens (2010)

more from Defoe tomorrow



pilot episode (s1e01)

New sci-fi series.

Jaime Murray: partial boob while topless in tiny bikini bottom.

Mia Kirshner: partial nude in sex scene.

Stephanie Leonidas: nice cleavage.

Julie Benz: boob almost popping out of tank top.

unknown: sexy hooker.


episode: "Potage" (s1e03)

Three episodes and already renewed for season 2!

Torianna Lee: fuzzy nipple.

"How to Live with Your Parents

(For the Rest of Your Life)"

episode: "How to Live with the Academy Awards Party" (s1e03)

Sarah Chalke: sexy in pushup brassiere and control top pantyhose.

"Lost Girl"

 episode: "Those Who Wonder" (season finale) (s3e13)

Renewed for season 4.

Allison Dawn Doiron: cleavage.

Sidney Leeder: cleavage with lesbian kiss with Allison.

Anna Silk: cleavage.

"Orphan Black"

episode: "Variation Under Nature" (s1e03)

Natalie Lisinska: bare back but with really gross scars.

Tatiana Maslany: nice tight jeans crotch shot.


episode "The Sperm Whale" (s1e11)

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

Amanda Brugel: cleavage.

Stephanie Anne Mills: lesbian kiss with Amanda.

"Doctor Who"

episode: "Cold War" (s07e09)

More seamen.

Jenna-Louise Coleman: clingy wet blouse by the Doctor's latest companion.

"Mr. D"

episode: "Strip Club" (s2e12)

Unfortunately this episode is about a gay male stripper bar. But most CBC series have been renewed and some with additional episodes rather than the standard 13.
Diana Regan: sexy MILF.

"Bates Motel"

Renewed for season 2.

episode: "Nice Town You Picked, Norma ..." (s1e02)

Vera Farmiga: nice leg, lingerie changing.

stripper: bra and panties.

episode: "What's Wrong with Norman?" (s1e03)

Keegan Connor Tracy: sexy as teacher tied up in Norman Bates’ fantasy.

Diana Bang: skivvies as tied up sex slave.

episode: "Trust Me" (s1e04)

Nicola Peltz: sex scene deflowering a young Norman Bates.

Film Clips

Bella Heathcote in Not Fade Away (2012) in 1080

Svetlana Smirnova-Martsinkevich in V subbotu (2011)

Isabelle Carre in Les Sentiments (2003)

Pics and Collages

Jennifer Love Hewitt shows about everything legally possible on Ellen, getting a rise out of both Ellen and Chandler.

Elizabeth Masucci in Virgin Alexander (2012)

Asiko Hashiuchi in Dead Sushi (2012)

Marin, also in Dead Sushi

Celia Muir in Dead in France, but presumably not in sushi (2012)

A Claire Danes tribute. No matter what you think of Claire, you surely can't accuse her of letting herself go. She doesn't have a spare ounce on her body. The first picture is from "To Gillian ...", which was lensed 17 years ago, when she was not as lean. The others are fairly recent, and represent public exposure of various kinds.