Note from The Snapper. "The British fashion magazine The Face is running a set of nudes in a Chanel Sunglasses fashion feature. The following are included: Theresa Lorenco, Herzigova, Missie Rayder, Frankie Rayder, Anna Claudia, Shalom Harlow, Rhea Durham, Angela Lindvall, Helena Christensen, and Caroline Ribero. All new, All sexy. I'll probably scan them next week when I get my scanner back, but in the meantime ...... "
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Yesterday: Maria, 26, from Guildford (1, 2, 3, 4)
Blinky's Runway Report
Danielle Zinaich (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) Scoop's tips: some very minimal see-through in the last one, some pokies in three and four. Rest non-nudes.
Jennifer Aniston same collage as two days ago, but now labeled correctly from "Picture Perfect", not from "Friends"
El Kabong
the "early Victoria Principal" pictures from Velvet (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) Sep, 1981. I don't know if these all proved to be genuine, or what. I just don't remember. But El Kabong scanned the entire set for us to study. I don't think I've seen them all togther in one place.
  • Doreen Jacobi in "Anna H"
  • Elke Winkens in "Helden in Tirol"
  • Jill Clayburgh in "Helden in Tirol"
  • Digital Skin
    Shu Qi (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23) Hong Kong actress stark naked
    Asia Argento (1, 2, 3) Topless in B Monkey
  • Ashley Judd
  • Kirsten Dunst
  • Lucy Liu
  • Connie Nielsen
  • Vanity Fair's Hollywood issue. No nudes. Very strange picture of Dunst
  • Salma Hayek
  • Salma Hayek
  • Salma Hayek
  • Salma Hayek
  • Leslie Bibb
  • March Flaunt. No nudes. The first one is a cartoon version of the second one, which is a photo.
    Alexandra Schalaudek jedilein's version of that "Sister's Kiss" incest thing from German TV. (Gotta love German TV)
    Alexandra Schalaudek Roland's version from "Der Kuss meiner Schwester"
    Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio in "Color of Money" (MrZ)
    Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Hilary Swank Face only. In "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Chloe Sevigny in "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)
    Chloe Sevigny Face only. In "Boys Don't Cry" (The Night)

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    "Like Father, Like Son", from Tuna

    An episode of "Red Shoe Diaries". Arielle plays the older woman who once loved the father of the guy now pursuing her. Arielle, now 44, still looks great, but in her prime she may have been one of the five most beautiful women in the world. thumbnails. Arielle Dombasle (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

    words and pictures from Stone Cold

    So, the last time I wrote, Hilary Clinton hired me to be part of her "campaign". This means I get to hang out and act non-white, which piss me off because I can't do no white shit, like eat no mofo'n Pop Tarts, or steal no Volvos, and them's some a my favorite things, beating the fuck out of raindrops on roses, but losing to whiskers on pussies. But I can do it because the money's good.

    Until the fatal day come when Hilary call me into her chambers to rehearse Othello and she gonna play the part of Desdemona. Well, I don't want to lose the gig, so I figure I can do it if I don't have to look at her, so I go behind her and strip her down, and bend her over the bed. And then I can't do it after all. I look down at my johnson and her thighs, and in comparison, my guy look about the size of a number 2 pencil. And then my man sink faster than Gary Coleman's career. Aw, shit, I know it just an illusion, and my man still big as ever, but the illusion become the reality when it stuck in yo mofo'n head and won't leave.

    Well, I expect Hilary do some liberal white woman she-it about it could happen to anybody, but that bitch throw a hiss like Iceman's mama when we steal her deposit bottles, and she fire my ass on the spot, and call in her lackeys to kick my sorry ass out and find her a real man. Shit, I thought to slap the bitch some sense, but while my fire is building up, about five of them Secret Service mofos appear out of nowhere, and I'm like stuck in the middle of The Mofo'n Matrix with them guys in cheap suits and sunglasses ready to aim at me, and I figure I can't dodge them bullets like Keanu and Fishburne, so I excuse my sorry ass the fuck out of there and grab the train uptown, and as I leave, Hilary throwing ashtrays at me. She got about 50 of em next to the bed stacked like pancakes. I shoulda known something was wrong when a woman who so much anti smokin got thousands of ashtrays. And they not mofo'n collectors items from some ancient glassmaker to the mofo'n Czar. She-it, no. They all got some half-worn red print on em, and they say shit like "Donnelly's Bar and Grill and Bar and Did I Mention Bar Yet" in Sioux City, Iowa, or "Souvenir of Wall Drugs", or "Pedro's Forecast: Chili Today, Hot Tamale".

    I got a lot of respect for the president now. He been eatin her shit for 30 years, and maybe she got him to the top, but I'll bet he'd a been happier out on the back porch back in Arkansas, just chewin some terbacky and havin a dozen daughters and fuckin em all when they turn 13.

    more Scavullo

    Naomi, 1989 Naomi, 1990. Nothin showin. Cindy, 1990 Jerry Hall, 1975. Sweet sugah! Scavullo was in the zone in 1975, same year as his Russo and Hemingway. I would sell my mofo'n soul to take one picture like this in my sorry-ass life. Of course, maybe I could do better with these sugahs to snap. Margaux Hemingway, 1975 Alana Collins Stewart, 1971 Christy Turlington, 1990 Diane Von Furstenburg, 1969 Femme Fatales v8n15

    I'm an issue behind on this mofo, but here's the older issue, and I'll send 'em as I have 'em J.J. Rodgers Andrea Biro Ava Cadell Amy Miller Kirsten Dunst in "Cheer Fever". No skin. Michelle Bauer in "Dinosaur Island" Celebrity Sleuth v13n4

    Shit, Scoop, this was his 50 Best Natural Tits issue, and I guess everyone should buy it because I could spend my life scannin' it and I don't know what you seen and ain't seen. Anyway, here's some I thought you and your fellow crackas would like. (Scoop's note: if you are into celebrity nudity, a subscription is a must. He always finds some material never seen on the net, and he generates some custom material by adding shoots unique to his mag. You know I've seen a lot of naked celebs, but I always find some surprises. What can I say? Ya gotta have it. Stone Cold sent in a lot, so I'll split them up over several days.) Lisa Nicole Carson. In the world of big guns, this girl the Buntline Special. And here's a nipple. Rose McGowan. This is her famous non-dress. Front view Rose McGowan. This is her famous non-dress. Front close-up Rose McGowan. This is her famous non-dress. Rear close-up Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I don't know the girl, but if Lisa the Pumpernickel of Guns, she the Wonder Bread Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Salma Hayek. Underwater. I don't know what you can see, but it some sweet shit either way.

    "House on Haunted Hill", from Johnny Web

    Movie has a great start. Tremendous newsreel-style scene in art deco design, taking place in the 20's or 30's and parodying 1930's horror movies, with great rusty grinding gears and electrical wires and torture gizmos and doctors far loonier than their insane patients. Then there is a really thrilling contemporary scene in an amusement park when the owner shows off his new ride, which he touts as the greatest ever, and I have to agree. I thought it was going to be a hectic roller-coaster of a movie as well, with fast cuts and surprises popping out of every corner. It degenerated into a more typical gore-and-noise-fest, which you'll enjoy as a genre pick, but you guys who don't like campy horror flicks will probably find it tedious and predictable. And loud. It is possibly the loudest movie ever made.

    Geoffrey Rush plays the lead character as if he were doing one of those high-concept comedy pieces: "but what would happen if James Woods played the lead in the Vincent Price biography? I think it would go something like this ..."

    None of the leads got nekkid, but there was quite a bit of fast-cut nudity. I captured all the large images, but there were also plenty of those scenes of tiny naked souls writhing in hell, which I ignored. Miscellaneous (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) The Wily

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