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Saturday
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| Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
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Updates:
Charlie's French Cinema
Nudity site is updated
Movies:
I have the long reviews for these films posted at the links:
Deceiver.
Nomads.
A rather eccentric movie. The Citizen Kane of movies about evil Eskimo spirits
who dress up like the extras in Mad Max. In terms of comprehensibility,
it makes the last episode of The Prisoner seem like an episode of the
Flintstones.
- Anna Maria Monticelli
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2)
Bare Witness is a rip-off.
Angie's previous erotic thriller (Sexual Predator) was very promising, but this
one is poorly lit, not thrilling, not erotic, and has very little of Angie's
body. See the other women in Tuna's pics yesterday.
- Angie Everhart
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Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded
into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that I inexplicably determined
there might be something of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or
Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.
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| Graphic Response
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- Demi Moore and her over inflated breasts from "Indecent Proposal".
Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.
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| Hankster
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Scoop,
Today's "Babe in Bondage" is Veronica Carothers in 1992's "Mind, Body & Soul". Poor Veronica is in the hands of a cult group about to sacrifice her. Not to worry she is rescued in the nick of time.
- Veronica Carothers, tied up and topless
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| Helvete
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| Cécile De France |
Topless in a very blue scene from "L'Art (délicat) de la séduction".
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| Consuelo De Haviland |
Breasts, bum and bush in scenes from "Dancing Machine".
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| Emmanuelle Djakaranda |
Nice toplessness in her only IMDb listing, "Aldo et Junior" (1984).
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| Lara Flynn Boyle |
Breast exposure while gettin' it on with Lowell from "Wings" and the TV Highlander in scenes from the un-funny comedy, "Susan's Plan".
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Sylvie Nordheim
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Pavarotti plays with her breasts in a bath tub scene in #1. #2 has all 3 B's.
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Tonya Kinzinger
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Topless only in #1, frontal in #2, breasts and bum in a sex scene in #3. Vidcaps from "Dancing Machine".
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| Variety
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Karyn Parsons
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To fill a request...here is Karyn Parsons in a bikini from Wednesday's episode of "The Job". Thanks to DAI for the 'caps.
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Farrah Fawcett
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New collages by Penman of Farrah and her famous nipples in scenes from "Extremities" (1986).
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| Elin Nordergren |
Tiger Woods' Swedish model girlfriend. Not quite nude, but close.
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| Angelina Jolie |
A nice semi-partially nude pose.
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Charlotte Lewis
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The exotic looking actress baring her lovely breasts in the Red Shoe Diaries episode "Midnight Bells".
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Julie Ege
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Former Miss Norway, Penthouse Pet, and Hammer Films babe showing breasts and bum in scenes from "Not Now Darling" (1973).
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Marie Gillain
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All 3 B's in scenes from "Harem Suare'" (1999).
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| Ingrid Pitt |
Topless in the Hammer film, "Countess Dracula" (1971).
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| Pat Reeder The Comedy Wire
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Scoop,
I got passes to a couple of press screenings of movies this week, so I thought I'd give you a head's up on them.
1. "Life of Something Like It" - New Angelina Jolie movie. Primarily a
chick flick, but with enough humor to make it tolerable to men who tag or
get dragged along. Naturally, the Mrs. liked it more than I did, but I was
reasonably entertained. Jolie looks unlike she ever has: the character
supposedly has a Marilyn fixation (Monroe, not Manson...Jolie's not playing
herself here), but her hair is so bleached platinum and lacquered that when
combined with the tight pink Chanel suits she sports, she comes across more
like the overly calculated Jayne Mansfield than the sexily disshelved
Marilyn. Still, Jolie looks good, although they must've killed off a whole
flock of sheep to get the collagen to puff her lips up that big.
Of course, the most important news for your purposes: no nudity. There is
a sex scene, but since this is a chick flick, that means a Sixpense None
The Richer type ballad plays on the soundtrack, a coat zipper is slowly
lowered in extreme close-up, and we dissolve to the next morning. Ed Burns
is no Antonio Banderas, that is for certain.
2. "The Cat's Meow" - Peter Bogdonavich's umpteenth comeback film, about
the alleged shooting of Thomas Ince on W.R. Hearst's yacht in 1924, when he
thought he was shooting at Charlie Chaplin for canoodling with Marion
Davies. Very good film (although anything set in the silent movie days
interests me), with gorgeous art nouveau sets and costumes. I hope it's
good enough to make people at long last forgive Bogdonavich for "At Long
Last Love." Performances are excellent all around, particularly Eddie
Izzard as Chaplin and Edward Herrman as Hearst. Kirsten Dunst is fine as
Marion, except it's her most adult role yet, but she actually seems younger
than the last time I saw her. Maybe that's just because her leading man is
old enough to be her primordial ancestor. Also stars Cary Elwes as Ince,
Jennifer Tilly (quite funny) as Louella Parsons, and Joanna Lumley of "Ab
Fab," stealing the picture as bitchy romance novelist Elinor Glyn.
Again, for your purposes: one topless scene, but not Dunst.
Another actress I didn't know drops her top for no apparent reason during a
party.
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| Moive News
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Here's a great quote from Stephen Hunter's review of "The Scorpion King" in the Washington Post (whole review is pretty funny, actually):
"The time is somewhere in the far past, after the invention of G-strings but before the invention of the brassiere - yes, the golden age of man!"
Subject: Re-release of "Amadeus"
According to Roger Ebert, the Director's cut of the Oscar winning movie features an added scene with Elizabeth Berridge topless.
Click here for the whole story.
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| Celeb News
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Here's an interesting article on Michael Jackson that talk about his unusual banking habits, as well as the rumours of a possible move by Sony to acquire the rights to the Beatles catalog.
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| From the Mail Bag
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Not really celeb nudity, but the new Abercrombie and Fitch catalog was shot by famous photography Bruce Weber and contains lots of nudity.
Are there any scans out there?
-D
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