Red Silk (1999) is a Jess Franco crime comedy staring Lina Romay and Christie Levin as exotic dancers/private detectives who get envolved in far more than they bargained for including major art theft, kidnapping and blackmail. Mostly, however, they spend most of the film wearing nothing at all. Lina, who is Mrs. Jess Franco, has 115 acting credits at IMDb, and currently has one in pre-production. This was filmed not long after her successful bout with cancer, hence the short hair. Both she and Levin show full frontal and rear nudity through most of the film, which is shot in good light throughout.
The dubbed English was done by voice actors who clearly had trouble pronouncing English words, making the film a little hard to follow. I am guessing it would be even funnier in Spanish. Franco, now 74, is still going strong, and has another film in pre-production, again staring his wife. 20 IMDb readers have this at 4.9, but the only comment at IMDb loved the film. The nudity is certainly top notch, and the film doesn't even begin to take itself seriously, which is a good thing. As a Jess Franco nudie, this is a C+, as one of his more enjoyable ones.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Jodie Foster will star in a Spike Lee movie.
The World of Napkins
Here's that clip of Tyra Banks going on a rude and clueless rant
on her supermodel search show.
- URL says it all:
Robin Williams Reacts to NBC's Mork Movie.
- "I knew something was up when I asked [NBC] for a script,"
he says. "They said, 'No, we don't have that.'"
Fametracker makes the odds on the nature of the surprise ending
for the new Shyamalan movie
'Star Wars' novel released weeks before the movie
- "The novelization of Revenge of the Sith, the latest Star
Wars movie, is already on sale - weeks before the movie's May 19
release. Matthew Stover, author of Revenge of the Sith, said in
an interview with the Associated Press that even though the
novel gives away the story, he doesn't think fans will be
content with just the book."
Former PMOY Silvstedt admits to making love on a Jet Ski.
- Or as they call it in Scandinavia, a Yet She.
- Did the earth move for you? It moved for me. Oh, wait, that
was a passing speedboat
'Growing Pains' father Alan Thicke is headed to the altar again,
for the 11th time, of which three have been marriages,
and the other eight goat sacrifices to the Dark Lord.
- And yet Cardinal Biffi never considered the candidacy of
Alan Thicke for the Antichrist job.
President Bush Endorses Ariel Sharon's Vision for the Global
Enragement of Muslamian Vermin (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
Two trailers from Three...Extremes
- "Exploring the outer limits of the macabre, Lions' Gate
Films' 'Three...Extremes' is a bracing triptych of horror
stories uniting three of East Asia's most compelling directors:
Japanese cult figure Takashi Miike, Hong Kong's Fruit Chan, and
Korea's award-winning Park Chan-Wook. Using distinctive
cinematic styles that span dream-like minimalism, savage comedy
and baroque horror, these cutting-edge directors penetrate the
dark heart of desire, examining the ghastly urges that transform
ordinary people into monsters. Stylish, twisted and laced with
haunting imagery, 'Three...Extremes' breaks the bounds of genre
cinema, confirming the visionary talent of three master
Three new clips from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith - new footage seen on
German TV. Different footage because they have to spin
the film in reverse for Germany, where they are rooting for the
Cardinal Who Warned of 'Antichrist' Rises in Betting Odds
- Cardinal Biffi believes the Antichrist is alive and is a
prominent philanthropist who advocates causes like human rights,
the environment, pacifism, environmentalism and animal rights.
Biffi added that the Antichrist is a Bible expert who discards
its truths to prosletyze for "vague and fashionable spiritual
- Jimmy Carter is the Antichrist? Man he sure didn't do much
to capitalize on his evil power when he was President of the
U.S. What bigger opportunity is he going to get?
Discovery Channel's Top 100 Americans
- WTF?? The list includes Christopher Reeve, Dr. Phil,
Madonna, Pat Tillman and Ellen DeGeneres, but not Thomas Paine,
Ernest Hemingway, Edgar Allan Poe, or (GASP!!) John Adams, or
(DOUBLE GASP!!) James Madison.
Yanks score 19. A-Rod goes 5 for 6 with four extra base hits
including two dingers.
- A-Rod and Tino knocked in six apiece. Thank God for the
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are reportedly planning to get
married in Las Vegas. A source close to the couple
added: 'Members of their family have been told to assemble.'"
- "Told to assemble?" Are they getting married while defending
Rome from the Huns?
Steve Zahn says he's the envy of every man on the planet after
spending three days naked with Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek.
I guess I should explain that Hayek and Cruz wore all their
clothing. Only Zahn was naked.
Virgin Mary appears to Chicago commuters in the form of a salt
stain. Police are currently keeping the scene free of
Sleeping Yankee bats awaken as the team scores 13 in the second
inning. Of course, as I type this, their relievers are
struggling to hold the lead!
Majority Leader Tom DeLay Issues Long-Overdue Revisions to U.S.
House of Representatives Official Code of Conduct (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
The official site and trailer for Darkon, the
documentary movie about those medieval war game dudes and their
Schneier on Security: Hacking the Papal Election. Do
they use Diebold machines?
Payne and Oh to divorce. Payne simply felt that he
needed more personal space. Especially now that he's a big deal
and can have sex with much hotter chicks. (Obligatory nod to
truth: It was actually Oh that filed for divorce.)
Cyclist Lance Armstrong announces his retirement from cycling so
he can run for pope.
Ann Coulter's Beauty Secret - bathing in the blood of the
- "The Heartland has given those of us in the upper echelons
of society the go-ahead to live off the blood of our social
inferiors. The way I like to think of it is: red states are red
corpuscle states, brimming with life and vitality. While the
blue states are blood cells depleted of oxygen, the same way the
Democrat party is depleted of ideas and morality. If American
values and ideals are to survive, we must confront our political
opponents, rip out their throats with our sharp incisors, and
feed upon the warm blood flowing from their ruptured arteries."
- Surprise of the day:
Verizon CEO doesn't like the idea of free municipal wi-fi
SI's Cousineau-free take on the top draft busts of the modern era.
- This "bad choice" selection used a different criterion from
the one below. It is based on the players' performance, not on
whether the team wasted a pick. Cousineau wasn't really a bust
as a player, just a wasted selection. He was drafted first
overall by the Bills, but told them to shove it and played in
the CFL, where he proceeded to be the Grey Cup defensive MVP in
his rookie season, and the Canadian press selection as runner-up
in the "outstanding defensive player" balloting in 1980
- By the way, the Bills traded a running back to the 'Niners
to get that #1 Cousineau pick and four other draft picks. Some
obscure guy named Orenthal Simpson, who apparently retired to a
quiet, private life away from the glare of celebrity.
- Incidentally, the Cousineau pick didn't turn to be that big
a bust for the Bills in the long run. When Cousineau left Canada
to return to the NFL, the Bills still owned the right to sign
him, and they traded that right to Cleveland for two draft
picks, including a first rounder that they used to pick Jim
- Mr. Cousineau himself went on have to a respectable career
with the Browns.
Canadian cardinal creeps quietly onto list of papal possibilities,
Topless beach pictures of Penelope Cruz
The best and worst first round NFL picks of all-time.
Where have you gone, Tom Cousineau?
'Monday Night Football' to move to ESPN from ABC. Sunday night
game moves from ESPN to NBC : "ABC's venerable 'Monday
Night Football' telecast, which ushered in a new era in televised
sports more than three decades ago, is moving to ESPN beginning in
the 2006 season"
Candid camera show catches a guy sniffing a bikini
The list of items you may not take on a plane includes the
children's toys called Transformers! (Because they can
transform into weapons.) Also, for some unknown reason, they do
not permit dynamite as a carry-on item. Go figure.
Vote Rick James - bitch. I would have voted for him,
but he was running against Pedro.
Rumor: Vinnie Jones will play Juggernaut in X-Men 3
Sam Mills, Panthers linebackers coach, dies: "Sam
Mills, an undersized linebacker who became a Pro Bowl player with
New Orleans and Carolina and was later an assistant coach for the
Panthers, died Monday after fighting cancer for nearly two years,
the Panthers said. He was 45."
Weekly World News: "BUSH PUSHING TO BE NEXT POPE"
Jack's License Plate Collection
Jessica Simpson masters Chicken of the Sea - until she finds a can
of Tuna of the Dirt
Pics of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
The Greatest of all Film Critics, Filthy, reviews the Amityville
- "Why the fuck can't the carpetbaggers just move in and take
the good with the bad? I've never complained to our landlord
about the lump in the hallway shag that weeps blood when you
step on it. It's part of the charm of Casa de Filth."
- "Ryan Reynolds, a contractor who never, ever has to
interrupt his day with a job, and his wife (Melissa George) buy
a massive fixer-upper lake house. They know a man murdered his
family in it a year earlier. They got such a great deal, though,
how could they resist? Man, I know the feeling. I once got an
awesome deal on a Craftmatic adjustable bed because it had
electrocuted its previous two owners. I sleep in a wetsuit and
CARDINALS DEADLOCKED OVER LUNCH ORDER. "That Thai
Place" Ruled Out
A comprehensive summary of the Papal Betting Odds
Historic Conclave Convenes to Elect a New Pope and sing
rockin' Gregorian songs.
Today in Uncle Scoopy's Guest House - Charmed's Holly Marie Combs
topless in A Reason to Believe
ESPN - 25 great hoaxes, cheats and frauds in sport
Day 1: The Tom DeLay political deathwatch.
Captain Electro's Guide To Evil. Quite a funny site!
- Is there still hope for Richard Gere to have a late in life
career as a composer?
Intelligent MIDI Sequencing with Hamster Control.
Submitter wrote: "This is not a joke! Check out the music, it is
"What was the song used in that television commercial?"
Now you can find the answer at Adtunes.com - the weblog of
information on music from TV ads, film trailers, and more.
Couple bites each other's ring fingers off instead getting
engagement rings! (With pictures!)
- "I put my ring finger in Clive's mouth and he put his ring
finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last
joint. We looked in each other's eyes, nodded, and bit down as
hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we
couldn't actually get all the way through, but we did pop the
joint open and tear it a little. We cut the rest, just some skin
and the tendon, the normal way."
- The NORMAL way?
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
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are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
This week's Poll...
Email Scoopy Jr. with more nominees, comments or suggestions.
Here are the results of our most recent other polls...
The Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2004
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 80s
The Best Nude Film Debuts of the 90s
Which actress has been the most convincing playing a stripper.
Who has the best bum in Hollywood?
Best All Time Television Comedy
Best Nudity in an Oscar-winning performance
The Top 20 Best Sex Scenes
|Mr. Nude Celeb
|From the 80's classic, "Purple Rain"...here the actress/singer topless and in lingerie.
|The new remake of "The Amityville Horror" debuted at #1 at the Box Office this weekend, but let's not forget the 1979 original starring Lois Lane and Mr. Barbra Streisand. In #1 Margot is doing some ballet in her undies (there is also a breast view in the mirror). In #2 we get another partial breast view.
|Hamilton bares a breast in a couple of 80's love scenes. Links 1 and 2 are from the sci-fi classic "The Terminator". #3 features her gettin' it on with Tommy Lee Jones in scenes from "Black Moon Rising".
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Over to Italy for Santa Maradona and some slight breast exposure by Anita Caprioli.
"28 Days Later..."
Back to England for 28 Days Later..., based on The Day of the Triffids. No nudity but Naomie Harris and Emma Hitching are down to their underwear.
"The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne"
Still in England we have The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne and some brief nudity by Rudi Davies.
"Wild Things 2"
Wild Things 2 is very similar to Wild Things but the nudity comes from unknowns and a body double. Very sexy shots of Susan Ward, Leila Arcieri (who is topless but uses a body double) and Katie Stuart.
- Susan Ward
- Leila Arcieri
- Katie Stuart
"The Last Summer"
Back to the 60s for a The Last Summer and some brief topless exposure by Barbara Hershey and Catherine Burns.
No nudity in Vampires:Los Muerotos but some nice see-through exposure by Arly Jover.
|The Prime Time Skin story of the day....here is Heigl stripping down to her undies in scenes from Sunday night's episode of the new series "Grey's Anatomy". Hello Kitty has never been sexier! Thanks to DAI and DeadLamb.
|Paparazzi pics of the Spanish beauty caught topless at the beach.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the young star posing for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine". In #1 she shows off much of very large breast in a scene from "A Love Song for Bobby Long".
Subject: Oddball request - Christine Baranski
The quirky caper comedy "Crackers" (1984) featured a young Christine Baranski as a meter maid who moonlighted as a hooker with a vivid sexual imagination. Apparently this role included Baranski stripping down a couple of times to sexy lingerie. If anyone could get their hands on this movie and make some caps, I'd be very grateful. The challenge....it's only on VHS and is currently out of print.
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL UPDATE
Did She Molest Any Children? - In testimony experts say hurt Michael
Jackson's prosecution, his accuser's mom spent two days on the stand
sobbing, snapping her fingers, putting on a German accent, arguing with
Jackson's attorney, crying "Don't judge me!" and generally appearing wildly
She let her kid sleep in Michael Jackson's bed! Of COURSE, she's wildly
Michael has done all the same things, except he can't do a German
STAR PERKS DRIVING UP ENTERTAINMENT COSTS
Those Are Just The Desperate Housewives - Entertainment Weekly reports that
as TV viewing and movie ticket and CD sales fall, top stars' demands for
perks are skyrocketing: luxury trailers, private jets just for their
luggage, $7,000-a-day stylists, $50 French candles for their dressing
rooms, and $150,000 gift bags. One TV star demanded the water supply to
his trailer be blessed by a shaman. But the studio did let a TV star have
a tantrum rather than agree to helicopter her to work every day. EW
estimates that star perks now comprise 5 percent of production costs, so
when you buy a movie ticket or CD, you're paying 50 cents to a dollar for
things like flying the star's dog First Class.
Well, at least, the dog might deserve it.
They should demand that the studios pay geneticists to develop flying
dogs for them.
Michael Jackson's makeup artist gets $7,000 a day, but she earns every
They also demand private jets to fly them to political rallies where
they can speak for the common man.
Good thing the water supply to the trailer was blessed,
because all the stockholders were peeing in it.
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