"Wild Things" deluxe edition

Wild Things (1998) deluxe edition. This is one of those few films that Scoop and I, who have very similar tastes, completely disagree on. He was too busy enjoying it to worry about the plot problems. I was turned off to the film early on. First we see Denese Richards try to seduce Matt Dillon at his home after washing his car. We see her leave quickly, obviously a scorned woman. Nobody but us sees this performance, but it is what convinces us that Dillon is, in fact, innocent, until after the trial. I can excuse continuity errors, logic errors, and even some visible crew or equipment, but a director fooling me with a deliberate visual lie will ruin a film for me ever time. From that point on, there was no reason to pay attention to plot points, because any or all of them could also have been deliberate lies, and, in fact, some of them were. There is a lot of new breasts exposure from Denise Richards in this edition. After watching the Theresa Russel scene several times, frame by frame, I am convinced that the breasts we see are not hers. Not only don't we see face and breast in the same frame, but she totally disappears from frame after the breast exposure. The cleavage shown earlier is worth seeing, though. Most of you will probably enjoy this, and I could have had the director not presented the previously mentioned lies. C-.

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  • Denise Richards (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28)
  • Theresa Russell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Club Dread (2004):

    I talked about this already. Comments here

    The purpose of today's update is to present MUCH better captures of Jordan Ladd (Cheryl's daughter) topless.

    • Jordan Ladd (1, 2, 3)


     .wmv film clips - Lisa Bonet

    Angel Heart is a great atmospheric supernatural mystery. Talk about noir. It doesn't get any blacker than this. It doesn't make a lot of sense if you look too closely, but there's no need to look that closely.

    This is the one role in which I really like Mickey Rourke.

    More important, Angel Heart is one sexy, sleazy movie, and Cosby kid Lisa Bonet supplied the earthy allure.




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    Here are the latest movie reviews available at

    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.



    • Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. You will find a detailed examination of this film in the Tuna section. Click on that fish up above, and head down to the "s" section.  Carmen is the granddaughter of The Little Tramp (no, not Joan Collins - the other one), possibly film's greatest comic, and is the great granddaughter of Eugene O'Neill, possibly America's greatest (and least comical) playwright. So she doesn't know whether to be serious or not. (.avi, .wmv)

    • Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. (.avi, .wmv)

    • Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. (.avi, .wmv)

    • Carmen Chaplin in Snapshots. (.avi, .wmv)


    More Uma:

    • Yesterday we had The Bride in Dangerous Liaisons and Baron Munchausen. Today - Mad Dog and Glory.  (.avi, .wmv)

    • And here's more of Uma in Mad Dog - look in the window reflection to see the best stuff.  (.avi, .wmv)



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

    Another batch of paparazzi pics from Brainscan.

    • Tenis babe Daniela Hantuchova showing some pokies.

    • Elizabeth Hurley...pokies in #1, cleavage in #2 and a slight see-thru nipple in #3. (1, 2, 3)

    • Supermodel Gisele Bundchen showing some partial breast views and plenty of leg in links 1 and 2. (1, 2, 3)

    • Janet Jackson...'Wardrobe Malfunction'.

    • Kylie Minogue, subtle pokies/see-thru.

    Crimson Ghost
    First up from the Ghost...'caps from one of the many sequels that never needed making, "The Second Arrival".

    Next up, a couple of Skinemax favorites, both going topless in scenes from "Strip for Action" (1996).

    • Maria Ford (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
    • Nikki Fritz (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Finally today...a whole bunch of assorted .wmv video clips!

    The "Sirens" babes
    (1, 2, 3)

    Elle MacPherson, Kate Fischer, Portia De Rossi, Pamela Rabe and Tara Fitzgerald. All kinds of gorgeous nudity from the 1994 movie "Sirens".

    Kristin Minter
    (1, 2, 3)

    Topless, frontal and rear nudity in scenes from the thriller "Tick Tock" (2000).

    Amber Smith
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 10)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the gorgeous supermodel/actress going topless and full frontal in scenes from her video "Amber Smith: R.A.W.". For even more coverage of Amber nekkid in "R.A.W.", check out Brainscan's Amber-mania in the January 1st, 2004 Fun House update.