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"Satyricon" (1969)

Satyricon (1969) is widely considered Fellini's best. It is very loosely based on the classic of the same name by Petronius. It is about the decadence and debauchery that would eventually lead to the decline of the Roman civilization, and it is often thought that Fellini saw this as a parallel to society at the end of the 60's. Like any Felinni film, it is all about images and symbolism. In this case, some of the imagery is superlative. In fact, it was so good, that I made 8 images with no exposure. Image 1 of the scenics is in the running for the best image I have ever created. The film is full of assorted breasts and buns, but I was only able to identify one actress, Hylette Adolphe, who had a very lengthy topless scene.

The film is really a series of vignettes, with some common characters. In one of the stranger segments, two characters kidnap a Hermaphrodite child demi-god, so they can get rich on his powers to heal. Might have worked had they not sun dried him to death. There is a great deal of male homosexuality in the film, and ample hetero action, but no girl/girl. Maltin awards 3 stars, admitting that it is not a film for everyone, but is a visual treat. IMDB readers say 6.4/10. Definitely a genre art film, I doubt that it has a lot of crossover appeal, and will give it a C+. If you want to see exactly what Fellini could do with a camera, this is probably the one to rent.

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  • Hylette Adolphe (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Scenics (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I did Requiem for a Dream. Unusual for me, but here's another sound clip. This time it is Jennifer Connelly in front of a mirror with her panties in absentia. Again, the quality was surprisingly good for an unofficial copy. The DVD should be outstanding. You will find it, and lots of my caps and collages from this film and Inventing the Abbots at the link below. The .mpg is just over 4 meg in size.

    Encyclopedia Volume C, part 6,  is not complete, but it has the .mpg and lots of new pictures of Jennifer Connelly, which has been known to offer a reason to live for many of the despairing!

    There are a lot of unresolved cultural issues between French and English-speaking cultures. Who has the greatest writers? Which has the better movies? Who was the driving philosophical force behind the Age of Reason?

    I can't resolve these questions or any other matters of grand ontological, or epistemological importance. Heck, I don't even know how people could believe in a God that created Hitler and Leonardo DiCaprio.

    But I do know this - French bread is better than any bread in the English-speaking countries. There are many reasons to say this, but the most important is demonstrated by French uberbabe Mathilda May in the accompanying photograph.

  • French Bread


    Thanks to an astute reader for the additional information about this picture from Young Guns. The woman is Lisa Banes. (The picture is just yesterday's picture with the name added).

  • Lisa Banes "Young Guns"

  • Graphic Response
  • Jacqueline McKenzie full frontal scenes from the Aussie movie "Angel Baby" (1995)
  • Tilda Swinton Full frontal and rear nudity in scenes from "Female Perversions" (1996).

  • Brainscan
  • Karen Elson
  • Rachel Weisz

    Active pornster and monthly Pet-type person early 2001, the one-named wonder, Devon.

  • Devon (1, 2, 3)

    Unlike Devon, Diane Van Laar (Pet Dec. '90) did little in the on-film down-and-dirty stuff, but she has posed for many magazines.

  • Diane Van Laar (1, 2, 3)

    Next is Kia Delao, Pet of April '96, one-shot wonder and fabulous looking woman. She is the one Pet on this list I have seen on screen, unfortunately boffing that troll Ed Powers. But what a babe. Had she stayed in the industry (or the business or whatever they call it) I might have done a Clarence Thomas and turned into a porn freak.

  • (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Finally there is Leah Marie Willis, Pet of March '99, AKA Victoria Knight, participant in a couple of no-men-allowed scenes.

  • Victoria Knight (1, 2)

  • Donbun
    Diana Barton
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Samantha Phillips

    Kathy Shower

    Three ladies from "Sexual Malice".

  • Diana let's us have a peek at her getting out of the shower and also has two sex scenes, one straight, one lesbo. Topless and full frontal goodies exposed.
  • Sam lets the robo-hooters out for a little fresh air.
  • Kathy shows off her breasts while a mystery dude "services" her.
  • Uco
    Justina Vail
    (1, 2)

    Excellent 'caps from the grade-z turkey, "Naked Souls". Justina looks fantastic topless, plus it looks like there is a bit of partial frontal exposure visible in #1.

    Pam Anderson
    (1, 2)

    Pam naturally showing off the boobs. Also in scenes from "Naked Souls".

    Carrie Genzel Near full frontal nudity from "Caged Hearts". Sounds like your typical "Women in Prison" movie....Two girls framed, thrown in jail, forced into prostitution, plot to escape...insert any other clichés here.

    Lorissa McComas Boobs and far off bum exposure from 1995's "Stormswept".

    Tane McClure Almost full frontal in ""Caged Hearts".

    Teri Hatcher Yup, this is it folks! The famous scene that started it all! When an actress goes topless and really shouldn't, you know what we say around here! Now here they are, the original..."Teri Hatcher Boobs". Vidcaps from "Heaven's Prisoners".

    and ...
    Laura Linney
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Looks like just about all of the really good frames of Linney's full frontal scene from "Maze". Excellent work by Aesthete.

    Dina Meyer
    (1, 2)

    An old favorite. Dina topless in "Starship Troopers". Thanks to Scanman.

    Leonor Varela
    (1, 2)

    Great find by Nut51! Varela is the Chilean actress who played the TV Cleopatra opposite Timothy Dalton and Billy Zane. Here she is in scenes from the French TV series "Sous Le Soleil" showing pokies, partials, and yes, a nip slip or two.

    Look for this exotic beauty in the upcoming movies "Texas Rangers", and "Blade 2".

    Tai Collins
    Suzi Simpson
    Julie Strain

    From my hero, Helcrom...not one real boob in these 'caps from the Sidaris classic, "Enemy Gold".


    Heike Makatsch
    Maria Schrader and friends
    Christiane Paul

    Hieke and Maria both show very clear topless and frontal goodies. Christiane has some very nice wet-see-thru-pokies. Not sure of the movie source(s), but still, a great job by Jedilein.

    Billie Piper Euro Scoopy fans will enjoy this one. Primarily because we yanks have enough pop music teen queens to look after already. Anyway, here is the almost 19 year old British songstress caught topless at the beach. Gotta love those UK tabloids!

    Laura Murdoch Great topless images, plus some frontal exposure as well by UC99 from Van Damme classic "Timecop". Here's a question for the gang....which is worse:
    Van Damme and Rodman in a movie together, or Van Damme and Ron Silver in a movie together?

    The Funnies
    Issued by the Nebraska Tourism Bureau to ALL visitors:

    1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Al's Oasis. It's a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you upset the ladies in the kitchen they'll kick your ass.

    2) Don't laugh at the names of our little towns (Beaver Crossing, Wahoo, etc) or we will just have to kick your ass.

    3) Don't order a bottle or a can of soda here. Here it's called Pop. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.

    4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you. We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hicks or we'll kick your ass.

    5) We have plenty of business sense. You have to make a living here. Naturally, we do sometimes have small lapses in judgment from time to time, but we are not dumb enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick her ass.

    6) Don't laugh at our Stonehenge made of old cars. Anything that inspires tourists to buy 50,000 postcards can't be bad. And don't point at the genitalia on the Black Angus in front of some of our restaurants or we'll kick your ass.

    7) We are fully aware of how cold it gets here in the winter, so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here or we'll kick your ass.

    8) Don't order the vegetarian special at the local diner. Everyone will instantly know that you're a tourist. Eat your steak medium rare like God intended and have some potatoes with that, for heaven's sake! Also, don't ask what a hot dish is or we'll kick your ass.

    9) Do not refer to our Capitol Building as a phallic symbol (Prarie Penis). Our Capitol was built before Mr. Know-It-All even coined the term "phallic symbol". And it was paid for the day it was completed. So if you call our Capitol a phallic symbol you are setting yourself up for a double ass kicking.

    10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know better. Many of us have visited big-city hell-holes like Detroit, New York, and Minneapolis, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Interstate 80 is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it gets kicked.

    11) Don't complain that Nebraska is flat and that there aren't enough trees. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty we'll kick your ass all the way back to Milwaukee.

    12) Don't ridicule our mannerisms. We only speak when spoken to. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet, little gray-haired grandmothers or they will kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.

    13) So you think we're quaint or losers because most of us live on the prairie? That's because we have enough sense to not live in filthy, smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or LA. Make fun of our fresh air and we'll kick your ass.

    14) Don't even think of calling our football team the Corn Suckers. If you do, your ass will be kicked.

    15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come out here and tell us how the prairie should "go back to the buffalo." This will get your ass shot (right after it is kicked). Just mention this once and you will go home in a pine box. Minus your ass.

    Now enjoy your visit and then go home.


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