Judy Greer bootleg from "What Planet Are You From?"
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Yesterday: Jakki, 22, from Staffordshire. (1, 2, 3, 4)
Blinky's Runway Report
Carmen Kass. Last day (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11) Scoop's note: #10 is absolutely a must-see. #1 has decent pokies.
Stacy Haiduk in "The Beneficiary".
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  • Ashley Judd
  • Ashley Judd
  • the cast of "Coyote Ugly"
  • a few non-nudes from the May issue of Premiere. For you non-Americans, "Coyote Ugly" has nothing to do with the appearance of a coyote, which is actually a rather handsome (but pesty) wild dog. It has to do with the fact that a coyote in a trap will gnaw off his own paw to get free. If a woman is Coyote Ugly, that means if you wake up with her sleeping on your arm, you'd gnaw it off rather than wake her up. In other words, so ugly you had to be blind drunk to be there in the first place. We're talkin' women that you wouldn't pick up if Rosie O'Donnell was available. We're talkin' Tori Spelling without the surgery.

    We do have one lower form. That would be "Oedipus Ugly" - so ugly that if you didn't sneak out while it was still dark and you were still drunk - if you actually saw her in daylight while sober - knowing that you slept with her - you'd pluck your eyes out.

    Another system we use: "Bagger" - you have to put a bag over her head to sleep with her. Two bagger - in case one tears. Three bagger - one for your head in case both of hers tear. Four bagger- a fourth one to throw up in, just in case the other three tear.

    One more system: women are ranked on the number of drinks you'd need to drink before you'd consider screwin' em. A nice lookin' woman is a "sober". Rosie O'Donnell is about a "12 martini woman", maybe more. We debate these things ad infinitum.

    any other good systems you guys use?

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    Kim Basinger (1, 2, 3, 4) last of the alien stepmother
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    Rene Russo (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) in "Thomas Crown Affair".
    JLH one more of Love in "I still know ... "
    Stephanie McMahon (1, 2) Recap points out that her face may not look much like dad's, but she certainly has the same gift for subtle facial expressions.
    Kate Vernon in "Dangerous Touch"
    Anna Kournikova one more of her accepting the Ex-Dictator's Choice award in Miami.
    Heather Langenkamp Zononon Zor collage from "A Nightmare on Elm Street"
    Kirstie Alley in "A Bunny's Tale" (non-nude)
    Marg Helgenberger in "Conundrum"
    Marg Helgenberger in "Conundrum"
    Kasia Kozaczyk frontal nude
    Bettie Page on the cover of a 1956 nudism magazine

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    "Barb Wire", from Tuna

    Kind of a futuristic remake of Casablanca with Pam Anderson as Rick! Sounds good, doesn't it? In the future the "congressionals" have taken over the US, except for one free city where Pam runs a bar and makes a few extra bucks on whatever is around - smuggling, kidnapping, whatever. And of all the gin joints in all the cities in all the world .... Actually there isn't much flesh in the movie proper, but the filmmaker wisely added some in the credits. There is also some more in the DVD bonus material.

    thumbnails Pam (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

    "Action Jackson", from Tuna

    I've written aboiut this one before. It's an OK movie, worth watching if for no other reasons than Sharon Stone and Vanity, both in their youthful prime. thumbnails Sharon Stone (1, 2, 3, 4) Vanity (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    "The Betsy", from Aussie

    Katherine Ross breastfeeding. From "The Betsy". Nipple clearly visible. 700k, .mpg. I have sent to Wily Beaver, and it should also appear there soon

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