This is a mini-series that aired in Canada a year ago, then later on ABC. A very short mini-series. The total running time for this uncut version is 184 minutes, which is actually about 40 minutes SHORTER than the DVD cut of the Heston version! And this version brings absolutely nothing new to the table. I don't remember the original that well, but from what I do remember, some of these scenes are identical line-by-line to the Charlton Heston version. Therefore, watching this is equivalent to watching a dinner theater version of a Broadway play.

When you see a local version of Camelot, you know it's the same lines that were spoken and sung by Julie Andrews, Richard Burton and Robert Goulet, but it's nowhere near as good. Same deal here. Exactly. Except that some of the actors in this show couldn't even pass muster in dinner theater.

In terms of the nudity, I really don't know exactly how this unrated version is different from what aired on ABC, but I think we can wager that these nude scenes did not air on the network's broadcast:


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.



Street of No Return


Valentina Vargas clips

samples below



Film Clips

Suzan Anbeh and Inga Lindstroem in Das Dunkle Haus (2011; see below)

Claudia Burr in Baby Shower (2011; see below)

Kiki Rojo in Baby Shower (2011; see below)'

Stephanie Crayencour in Kill Me Please (2010; see below)

Jessica Blank in an episode of "Bored to Death" in 1080p (2009; see below)

Steffi Wickens in Kill Theory in HD (2009; see below)

Emmanuelle Chriqui (non-nude) in Saint John of Las Vegas (2009)

Sarah Silverman (also non-nude) in Saint John of Las Vegas (2009; see below)

Cyd Schulte in The Flock in HD (2007; see below)

Maria Valverde in 3 metros Sobre el cielo (2004; see below)

Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm in 1080p (1989; see below))

Anna Kanakis in Attila Flagello di Dio (1982; see below)

Rita Rusic in Attila Flagello di Dio (1982; see below)



Turns out there actually were plenty of pictures of Kate Bosworth's breasts. I don't know why this delay occurred, but they're here now: