Policewomen (1974) is a lady cop action film from early exploitation king Lee Frost who wrote and directed. It is clearly low budget, but was shot partially on picturesque Catalina Island off the California coast. A policewoman who is working as a guard at a jail nearly foils a prison break single handed, using her karate skills to stop all but two of the prisoners. Based on this performance, she is given a chance to work undercover on a real field assignment. This is something she has been waiting for for a long time, as she felt under utilized in a typical female position on the force. A female gang has a crime spree going that somehow involves smuggling large quantities of gold into the country. She is to infiltrate the gang. When the male cops put her through a few tests, she shoots like a marksman, drives like a stunt driver, and kicks the shit out of the academy karate instructor.

The story is only so so, and the acting is all over the scale, but we have partial nudity from four interesting women, and lots of fights, chases, etc.

The part of Lacy Bond, the police woman, is played by Sondra Currie, who is still working, mainly on TV. She shows breasts and buns in a sex scene with her male partner. Jeannie Bell plays a federal agent who also infiltrates the gang. She was one of the two women who escaped in the prison break. She shows breasts and buns during the break, and breasts changing near the end of the film. For those who don't remember the name, she was Hefmate of the month in October, 1969, and played in some blacksploitation films. The other escaped prisoner and gang member is played by Jennifer Brooks (The Hot Box, The Abductors, The Working Girls). She shows a brief glimpse of her left breast during the prison break. Another gang member who tries to seduce the leaders boy friend in the shower, shows breasts and buns. She is Susan McIver (Smokey and the Bandit, I Spit on Your Corpse, Shampoo) who was the most popular member of a group started by Dean Martin called The Golddiggers. They even had their own TV show for a while. They were a 12 member female song and dance act.

IMDB readers have this at 4.4 of 10. Note that IMDB calls it The Insiders for some reason they don't share with us, and have the main character's name wrong (Lucy rather than Lacy). This is an excellent exploitation film/T&A action flick, although a lot of the enjoyment is unintentional laughs. The fighting is entertaining, and there are lots of attractive women in the cast, making it a quick watch. This gets an easy C+.

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  • Jeannie Bell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Laurie Rose (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Sondra Currie (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21)
  • Susan McIver (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

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    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Today we take a final look at Maggie Gyllenhaal in "Secretary", 3 nudes and 2 of the sensuous Maggie pleasuring herself. Oh my this woman is hot!

    • Maggie Gyllenhaal (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Then the old time machine goes back 20 years to 1983 and a look at the mega-hooters of Kitten Natividad in a teen movie "My Tutor". Kitten was somewhat of a legend back in the seventies. Her well endowed assets were featured in many flicks.

    • Kitten Natividad (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Bikini Party Massacre" (2002)
    Grade-X zero-budget horror filmed in the Ottawa Valley over a couple of long weekends with most of the cast doubling up on the crew. This has been released in the US under the shortened title Massacre (which makes it hard to find, searching under "Naomi Vondell" at AMAZON.COM takes you straight there).

    "Dracula 2000"
    A bunch of strippers, the only uncredited actress listed as one of them in the IMDB is Kelsey Matheson. She may be the one in the last two frames.

    "The Outer Limits: Sex & Science Fiction"
    From episode "Bits of Love".

    The current Naked News ( line-up:

    From Left to right (all full frontal):

    1st row
    Victoria Sinclair
    Michelle Pantoliano
    Roxanne West
    Erica Stevens

    2nd row
    Athena King
    Lily Kwan
    Samantha Page
    Sandrine Renaud
    Gia Gomez

    3rd row
    April Torres
    cast shot
    bonus Erica Stevens gyno-cam!

    • Naked News Cast

    • Another bonus: gyno-cam of Sandrine Renaud as she does some exercise routines. Superdave Osbourne saw this and screamed "balloon ball!".

    "Barely Cooking" ( is a Canadian cooking show where the cooks wear nothing but an apron. Both female cooks are actresses. However, the only notable exposure is their butts when they turn around to get something from the fridge. I'm afraid the ratings won't be going up until those aprons go up (or down).

    • Eva De Viveiros: her first nudity as an actress.
    • Dena Ashbaugh: not as shy, she performed a simulated sex scene live on stage at the fringe play Sexual Perversity in Chicago.

    "Puppets Who Kill" ( is a Canadian comedy that is an R-rated version of Greg the Bunny. No nudity but alot of simulated puppet sex.

    • Soo Garay: sexy as domitrax. Her character slept with half the puppets.
    • Angela Asher: legs and cleavage as sexy nurse.
    • Unknown: stripper who appeared in a couple of episodes. Partial breast exposure. (could be Kelsey Matheson)

    "Hold-Up" (1985)

    "Jeremy" (1973)

    • Glynnis O'Connor: partial breast exposure taking off brassiere in this 1970s teen-date movie.

    "Love In a 4 Letter World" (1970)

    • Monique Mercure: rare full frontal exposure by this French-Canadian actress.

    "Les Males" (1971)

    "Married... with Children Reunion"

    Karen Black
    June Fairchild
    From "Drive, He Said" (1971), written, produced and directed by Jack Nicholson. Black is topless in the tub, and Fairchild shows frontal nudity.

    Randi Brooks Fantastic nudity from the tall, blonde b-babe in the Clint Eastwood movie "Tightrope" (1984).

    Sammi Davis
    Ione Skye
    Both ladies topless in scenes from "Four Rooms".

    Patrice Donnelly
    Mariel Hemingway
    From the 1982 lesbain running movie "Personal Best". Both ladies are topless, and Donnelly also shows pubes.

    Assorted babes Collage and comments by Dann:

    This 2002 addition to the Massacre Collection pretty much follows the formula of it's predecessors: violence, nudity, and not much storyline.

    Of course, some of the actresses they used you will recognize as some of your favorite B-nudie-movie queens, and they sure as hell aren't school-aged. Still, when you watch a Massacre movie, you pretty much know what you're getting.

    This film wasn't as bloody as some of the earlier ones, but they sure took a hell of a lot of baths and showers.

    Gladys Jimenez
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    From Friday night's episode of "Tremors the Series" on the SciFi Channel. They feature the Latina actress all wet in tight pants and a tight white t-shirt.

    Links 1-6 are individual frames from a Fun House reader. Link #7 is a great collage of the whole wet t-shirt scene by DeadLamb.

    Felicity Jones
    (1, 2, 3)

    From C2000, the 19 year old UK actress topless in the BBC drama "Servants".