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Actual business signs: In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak." On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push." At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a fence, " Unsolicited salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive." At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a carpayment." Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here." On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd onejust left." In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat anyplace they want."

Fun facts: On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military. On March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a lot of things.

The Gist and Lawdog
The Turtle and Pep
The Spanish tag team of pep and the Turtle comes up with a winner. Kournikova ain't naked, but I spent more time looking at this that I should have, and my breathing is only now returning to normal. She is in Miami picking up some meaningless award - I think it's the Ex-Dictator's Choice Award. When I lived in Miami, I think I was actually the only guy there who never headed up his own country.
WhyScan's Page Three Report
Yesterday: nobody (Sunday). Replacement: Alex from Sept 16 last year. (1, 2, 3, 4)
Blinky's Runway Report
Anica Strauss (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) you will really enjoy #5! She's actually wearing two levels of clothing, but neither one covers anything.
Audrey Anderson (1, 2, 3) try number three - but mostly just dark shadows under her blouse
El Kabong
Shania Twain 1a, 2, 3, 4, 5, (1b, Her layout in the new FHM. No nudity, but sexy. Note: 1b is the same picture as 1a, but much larger
Ramona Drews topless vidcaps
The Night
Jennifer Love Hewitt (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24) non-nudes from in "IKWYDLS"
Janet Leigh in "Psycho" (Zononon Zor)
Katja Studt in an episode of "Tatort" (Slarti)
"Eyes Wide Shut" These actually come from the arena of male nudity. The imager, Dewey, is to male nudity as Sing used to be to female nudity. He does caps from movies still in the theaters. In this case, he did something a little different. He did caps from the uncensored orgy scene in "Eyes Wide Shut". Of course, there are naked women in there with the naked men.
"Eyes Wide Shut" more
"Eyes Wide Shut" still more
Elizabeth Kaitan in "Assault of the Killer Bimbos" (Catcaps)
Avalon Anders in "Girls of the B Movies" (Catcaps)
Ashley Judd in "Double Jeopardy" (Catcaps)
Kathryn Erbe in "Stir of Echoes" (Catcaps). My daughter and her girlfriend couldn't watch this movie without hiding their eyes. To me, that's a sign of a pretty effective supernatural thriller. It's a good movie which got lost in the shuffle last summer, thrashed by another familiar movie about little kids who talk to the dead.
Winona Ryder I haven't seen "Girl Interrupted", so I don't know if this frame is actually in there. The DVD is supposed to include some deleted footage, so I guess we can always hope .....
Catherine Mary Stewart no nudity in "The Last Starfighter", but a cool collage by Akira
Emilia Fox according to the file name, from "Rebecca". She is the daughter of Edward Fox
Jenny Elvers in "Maennerpension", joint effort from Jack Snow and Chupa

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"Very Bad Things", from Tuna

A very bad movie. A reasonable candidate for the worst ever. Shrill, ugly, gross, irritating, and boring. A bunch of guys have a party, accidentally kill the hooker, and decide to cover it up. The one redeeming aspect is a hot sex scene with the hooker, called Carla Scott here, but actually Kobe Tai, who you may have seen yesterday in a naughty hardcore three-way with penises inside various and sundry orifices. Thumbnails Carla/Kobe (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

"Silkwood", from Tuna

An OK flick about a 1974 incident in which a whistle-blower may have been murdered to prevent her from telling the New York Times about abuses within a nuclear facility. Excellent performances, and a serious subject, but the film has a key problem. We all know how it ends, so it needs to produce some interest from the development, ala The Insider. It really doesn't. It's kinda about reg'lar folks goin' about their reg'lar ol' business in Oklahoma. No matter how well performed, and no matter how real the concerns it portrays, it's still kinda dishwater dull, and slower than molasses in the Antarctic. To me it's like watching a documentary. Meryl Streep showed a nipple, which is unusual for her. Thumbnails Meryl Streep (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

The latest from GR

Brigitte Lahaie, in the rarely-seen "Friendly Favors" Cybill Shepherd, in "The Last Picture Show" Stacy Haiduk, in "Luther the Geek"

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