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Westworld

s3e4, 1080hd

Katherine Murphy




Tales From the Loop

s1e3, 1080hd

Leann Lei




Naked News

April 3, 1080hd

Tina auditioned



Naked On Stage in Lipa w Cukrze

1080hd

Jasmina Polak and Kamila Worobiej






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The General's Daughter

1999, 1920x1080

Leslie Stefanson





TV

"Party of Five"


The Party of Five TV series (this is the original 1994 series, not this year’s remake) was the story of five siblings orphaned when their parents are killed in a car accident. The children range in age from 24 down to one. It was reasonably successful, lasting for 6 seasons and 142 episodes. There’s no visible nudity but lots to look at.


Season 3 Episode 1 Party (1996)


Jennifer Love Hewitt








Harry Novak

Part 2: Hicksploitation

We are up to the 1970’s when producer Harry Novak pretty much invented a sub-genre that has been dubbed "hicksploitation."  These were not the first exploitation films populated by a bunch of country bumpkins; they were not even the first to show a bit of skin - that honor belongs to 1939’s Child Bride - but they were the first to grab the idea by the throat.

Beginning with Tobacco Roody in 1970, Novak ran the same play he had run with Cleopatra and Romeo & Juliet.  He hired a lot of attractive women, including Dixie Donovan again.



He had the screenwriter put the beautiful women in ridiculous situations and made sure the director shot all of the women while they wore nothing. Competition with hard-core movies had begun and a few seconds of full frontal would not keep the grind house customers happy, so Harry gave them more, a whole lot more.

In fact, all you need do is look at the way Debbie Osborne


and Wendy Winders



 pose in Tobacco to see what Novak intended.


Also naked in Tobacco Roody:

Gigi Perez



Maxine Deville France





Country Cuzzins, another 1970 production, is much tamer, but did have Susan Westcott. 



Here is the place to mention the original source for all the frames in these hicksploitation collages. Those who have read the Funhouse from the beginning or who have dived into the deep archives know that once upon a time, an artist named Tuna captured one movie a day, every day, for many years.  He was a friend, who taught me how to do this sort of thing.  And among the many great things he did was to post frames of actresses he could not identify, including those who appeared in Novak films.  Well, in the time since Tuna posted his work, people have figured out the names of these previously unknown actresses. That is true for Ms. Wescott. 

Novak followed with Midnite Plowboy in 1971, with Debbie Osborne again,




but it was an actress named Christy Anna who shows the camera every square millimeter of herself.



And he produced Southern Comforts, with a scene by Judy Angel that Sharon Stone would copy 20 years later in Basic Instinct.  Well, that’s not fully accurate.  Ms. Angel’s performance is Ms. Stone’s performance on steroids, huge quantities of steroids.


In 1972, Novak did the world a great favor and cast Barbara Mills in Sweet Georgia.



She was slim brunette beauty who had some ability to act, and she was not the least bit shy, no she was not.  But hey, if I were the male equivalent of her, I would never wear clothes.

And in 1972, he gave us Peggy Church in an immortal classic, The Pigkeeper’s Daughter. 


Ms. Church played what was the same role as the one Dixie Donovan played in Tobacco Roody, so it is no surprise she had many of the same, uh talents, as Ms. Donovan. 

1973 brought us Tallie Cochrane and future pornstar Colleen Brennan in Sassy Sue




The choice of an actress who starred in hardcore movies would be a recurring theme in the rest of Novak movies, as seen in his choices for Country Hooker (1974), the last of his hicksploitation movies. The three principal actresses,
Rene Bond,



Maria Arnold



and Sandy Dempsey,




spent more time in triple X-rated films than in the softer fare that Novak produced for most of his career.



The Shooter

1997, 1080hd

Libby George film clip (sample below)








Denise Gough in The Other Lamb (2019) in an enhanced 1080hd clip

Lydia Ramirez in If I Were a Rich Man (2019) in 1080hd

Lanisa Dawn in Aquaslash (2019) in 1080hd

Davina Reeves-Ciara and Maria Sobocinska in Pan T (2019) in 1080hd

Reeves-Ciara

Sobocinska

Tara Fitzgerald in Hear My Song (1992) in 1080hd






Kali Hawk in Fifty Shades of Black